Here is the transcript of The SpongeBob Movie: The Second Serving.
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The Mom Identity[]
(Paramount Animation logo, Nickelodeon Movies logo (SpongeBob style), Warner Bros Pictures logo (Bugs Bunny included) and Universal logo)
The movie begins with SpongeBob SquarePants, Rocko Rama, Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Woody Woodpecker and their friends traveling to Seuss World in separate hot air balloons.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Pretty nice up here, isn't it?
Rocko Rama: SpongeBob?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yeah, Rocko?
Rocko Rama: What if we drift out to sea?
Heffer Wolfe: What if we're never heard from again? What if there's a storm? Or we get struck by lightning?
Yosemite Sam: That'd be neat.
Woody Woodpecker: (as the opening credits show) Listen, nothing's gonna happen. This is just the opening credits.
Filbert Shellbach: Oh. Where are they?
Patrick Star: Wow!
SpongeBob SquarePants: (as the title show "The SpongeBob Movie: The Second Serving") "The Second Serving."
Squidina Star: Nice title.
Sylvester: Suffering Succotash!
Daffy Duck: I'd like to try this without the balloon.
Bugs Bunny: Try what, Daff? Plummeting?
Daffy Duck: Yeah!
SpongeBob SquarePants: I suppose you could try it once.
Patrick Star: SpongeBob?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yes, Patrick?
Patrick Star: How long are these opening credits?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Just about another minute or so.
Patrick Star: My ears are popping.
Filbert Shellbach: Patrick, you dumb-dumb, you don't have ears.
Patrick Star: Barnacles! I forgot!
Squidina Star: I wonder how far you could plummet before you blacked out.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Well, don't try it, Squidina. We need you for this sequel.
Squidina Star: Sure is tempting.
Heffer Wolfe: SpongeBob?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yes, Heffer?
Heffer Wolfe: What does "BSC" stand for?
SpongeBob SquarePants: I don't know. (as they arrived ins Seuss World) Well, a lot of people worked on this sequel.
Filbert Shellbach: This is nothing. Wait till we see the end credits.
Patrick Star: SpongeBob?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yes, Patrick?
Patrick Star: Are the credits over?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Not quite, Pat.
Patrick Star: Nobody reads those names anyway, do they?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Sure. They all have families.
Patrick Star: Oh.
Rocko Rama: That's it. The sky is clear.
Filbert Shellbach: So, OK.
Squidward Tentacles: Well, now what do we do? I mean, how does this sequel start?
Woody Woodpecker: Well, we just pull that rope.
Patrick Star: Let me try!
So as quick as a flash, SpongeBob, Rocko, Bugs, Daffy, Woody and their friends arrived (while falling from the sky) as the people see the commotion from them.
Squidward Tentacle: (groaning from the impact) Remind me why do we have that lever?
Daffy Duck: Well, Squidward, it's for a a fantastic beginning.
SpongeBob SquarePants: I feel a song coming on!
Wow! There'll be spectacle
There'll be fantasy
There'll be daring do
And stuff like you would never see
All: Hey! A sequel!
Yeah! We're gonna be a sequel!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Starring everybody...
Rocko Rama: ...And me!
There'll be heroes bold!
There'll be comedy!
And a lot of fuss
That ends for us real happily
All: Hey! A sequel!
SpongeBob and Rocko: We can watch it all develop!
All: Starring everybody...
Bugs Bunny: ...And me!
Woody Woodpecker: We'll take a world
And set it on its ear
All: Come on, join in
We're gonna start right here
During the song, SpongeBob and the gang heads up to a diner to meet up with Guy and Sam.
SpongeBob SquarePants: In this scene, it's where we last start with Sam and Guy enjoying green eggs and ham while we enjoy them along with krabby patties.
Wally Walrus: Don't tell me you're breaking the fourth wall, SpongeBob.
Elmer Fudd: It's in ouw contwact, Wawwy. Wet's just go with the song befowe we get back to weawity.
SpongeBob SquarePants: There'll be crooks and cops!
There'll be villainy
But with us on call
We'll fix it all real easily
All: Hey! A sequel!
Wally Walrus: Wow! It's gonna be terrific!
All: Starring everybody...!
Buzz Buzzard: And me!
Once they arrived at the diner, they could see Sam and Guy enjoying a meal.
All: There'll be mystery
And catastrophe
But it's all in fun
You paid the money - wait and see!
Hey! A sequel!
Guy-Am-I: Is there any way to stop it!?
All: Starring everybody
Everybody
Everybody
Sam-I-Am: ...And me!
Just as the song ended, everyone cheered for SpongeBob, Rocko, Bugs, Daffy, Woody and the whole gang.
French Narrator: Meanwhile...
Elsewhere, a mysterious ninja came busting into a factory getting the latest device called the Moo-Lacka-Moo.
Narrator: Oh, hi! Welcome back. It's been far too long. I'm so glad to see you, I could burst into... (high-pitched singing) Song! (coughs and clears his throat) Yeah, maybe no song. It's finally time to track down Sam and the crew, and see what fun a waits us in season two... (as the ninja arrives on the boat) Uh, excuse me! I'm kind of in the middle of something here. (as it surfs waves and does flips and the mechanical hands whacks a creature with a mallet on the bow causing the ninja to eject into the island and into the entrance of the secret lab) Hey, Sam, what ya up to? Huh. He's not responding. Ah. That's probably 'cause our hero is straight up James Bonding.
Once the ninja makes its way to the secret lab, she went into the tunnel and peeks out two guards. She then winds up a small device and sending scuttling towards the guard, the mechanical hand emerges and taps the guard in the shoulder to distract him. Then, she sneaks the other guard's hat in a balloon and replaced it with a pink sunhat as the taller guard points at it.
Guard: What?
Next, the ninja went into the hat id checkpoint and pushes the button as the mechanical hands checks it and give thumb and lets her in. Once she used the grapple to snatch the glasses form the night vision goggles, she secretly used a laser on the steel door, goes through and snatched the Moo-Lacka-Moo with a tong which sounded the alarm. As the guard came too late, they brings out a card saying "Sorry" as the bomb became active.
Bomb: Activate.
Guard: "Sorry"? Sorry for what?
Bomb: Five, four, three... ...two, one. (as the paint exploded and look at the back of the card saying "That. ...And This." as another paint bomb exploded)
Narrator: (with the ninja on a zipline) The sneak's sneaking successes. He heads off on the I am. Another mission accomplished for our friend Sam-I-Am.
Back at the Glurfsburg Diner, Sam and Guy and the others were having a meal.
Cook: Order up!
Narrator: (chuckles) Oh, never mind. Sam's right here where we left off in the last episode. I wonder who that spy was. I guess we'll find out later. Now, where are SpongeBob and friends?
SpongeBob SquarePants: (breaks the fourth wall) Over here, Mr. Narrator
Bugs Bunny: (breaks the fourth wall) Just adding in some new foods to the menu of this establishment.
Woody Woodpecker: (breaks the fourth wall) Monotonous, isn't it? (chuckles his tune)
Rocko Rama: How are you three doing this?
Daffy Duck: It's in our contracts which simply states that we break the fourth wall once in every moment, Rocko, that's all there is to it.
Guy-Am-I: What's going on, Sam?
Sam-I-Am: The eggs. They're my... (runs to the kitchen) Mom's! (sadly) Oh.
Cook: You all right there, buddy?
Guy-Am-I: Sorry, he just... (sighs) He really liked your recipe.
Cook: Oh yeah, it's the eggs. I have 'em shipped in. Nice little farm in East Flubria.
With one look at the cover of the egg carton, memories begin to flash inside Sam's head.
Pam-I-Am: (flashback) Here, Sam. Try them.
Just as the green egg fries in the pan, Sam became very excited.
Sam-I-Am: That must be where my mother is!
Guy-Am-I: East Flubria? That's halfway around the world.
Sam-I-Am: (ran quickly outside) That's why we should get going! (with Guy annoyed but with a half smile)
At last, after paying their meal, they meet at Sam's home and establishment as they begin to pack their bags for a trip to East Flubria.
Narrator: The time was at hand, a moment like no other. Sam was finally going to meet his mother.
Sam-I-Am: (finished packing his suitcase) All right. I've gotta have just the right opening line. (to his reflection in his mirror) 'Sup, Mom! (laughs) Or do you prefer Mom-I-Am? Or Mrs. Mom? Or the Mother Formerly Known As "Mom"? No, just be yourself. Hi, Mom. I... I... am Sam. No, that's still not right. Sam... I-Am. It's nice to meet you. (scoffs) Put that hand away, Samuel-I-Amuel. Where I come from, moms hug their sons. I'm so happy to see you. Mmm.
Rocko Rama: Blimey, Sam, you really miss seeing your mother.
Sam-I-Am: Yeah, pretty much, Rocko. (to SpongeBob) Hey, SpongeBob, thanks for coming along with me. You guys are the best, all of you, even though I've just met Rocko, Woody and the gang.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Your welcome, Sam. It's at the very least thing we could do.
Narrator: Sam practiced away at his I-love-you-ing, clueless that a volatile conflict was brewing.
Guard: (on TV) The stolen substance is highly unstable!
Joaquin Furmano: (on TV) Sources believe the laboratory break-in may be related to ongoing hostility between the nations of Yookia and Zookia.
Dookess of Zookia: (on TV) It was clearly the work of those crooked Yooks!
Dooka of Yookia: (on TV) This has deplorable "Zooks" written all over it!
Joaquin Furmano: (on TV) Two countries fighting over the most dangerous stuff on the planet. (with the Earth looking sick) A powder keg that could explode at any second. And a reporter who craves the spotlight so badly, I'm willing to be here! Live from the Yook/Zook border, I am Joaquin Furmano.
With the scenery falling off the stage behind him, the scene cuts to "Sorry! We Are Experiencing Technical Difficulties".
At the Am-I and Weebie household, Guy changes the channel from "My Favorite Flerz" while reading the bills with memorable galleries shown on the wall.
Michellee Weebie-Am-I: (started painting) I can't believe Sam's headed all the way to East...
E.B. Weebie: I wanna go!
Guy-Am-I: You don't even know where he's going.
E.B. Weebie: Don't-care-it's-not-here-take-me-there!
Guy-Am-I: E.B., look...
E.B. Weebie: Oh, come on. Summer vacation is so boring. And, Mom, ever since Meepville, you've made huge strides in supporting my life of thrill-seeking adventure!
Michellee Weebie-Am-I: Well, yes, I've definitely made real progress there. (messed up Guy's smile) Oh... Uh... (sighs as her paint brush breaks but chuckles nervously) Well, what do you think, Guy?
Guy-Am-I: Believe me, I'd love to head off on another adventure with Sam just as much as E.B., SpongeBob, Bugs, Daffy and the others as well as Rocko, Woody Woodpecker and their friends would. But look at this stack of bills. First month's rent on my new invention shop. Bamboo for the Pandog. Sam's subscription to the Egg-of-the-Month club. Okay, I'm canceling that one. He only eats green!
Sam-I-Am: (as he came through the door) Whoo! Ding-dong! Doorbell's broken. (as Guy turns off the TV) Operation Find My Mom begins now! Because me, my best bud, and our travel posse including new pals are on our way to East Flubria. Right, Guy?
Guy-Am-I: Actually, Sam... I can't.
Sam-I-Am: (gasps inhales three times) Sorry, I just realized I forgot our toothbrush. By the way, did you say something? I kinda zoned out for a second.
Guy-Am-I: (slowly) I can't go with you.
Sam-I-Am: And I can't go without you. True, I already have SpongeBob, Bugs, Daffy, Rocko, Woody and the others, but you're my best friend, Guy. I need you. So, I'm gonna go for broke here and give it one last shot. Will you come to East Flubria with me?
Guy-Am-I: No.
Sam-I-Am: (popping form his mailbox) One more shot?
Guy-Am-I: No.
Sam-I-Am: (from Guy's blueprint of Inventionarium) Another shot?
Guy-Am-I: No.
Sam-I-Am: (from the backseat of his car) What about now?
Guy-Am-I: No.
Sam-I-Am: (from a wheel barrel of wet cement) Will you?
Guy-Am-I: No.
Sam-I-Am: (flatten backwards from a steam roller) Will you?
Guy-Am-I: No. (while getting coffee) No. (on the phone) No. No. No. No!
Sam-I-Am: (from the Inventionarium banner) Are you sure?
Guy-Am-I: Yes! (as Sam falls off as it tore)
With the Inventionarium ready to be opened, Sam tries to convince Guy while inside.
Guy-Am-I: Sam, I'm sorry, but I just can't go with you. You still got SpongeBob, Rocko, Bugs, Daffy, Woody and the others, and that's good enough for you to travel. Besides, I'm starting a new business, I've got new responsibilities. And you know what opening this shop means for my family.
Sam-I-Am: (using his hand to picture Guy with his new family like a camera) You're right. Your family needs you, Guy. Just like mine needs me. And I'm never alone, I still got our old and new friends to help me out. So, we're gonna go find my mom and do for the I-Am's what you've done for the Am-I's. Anyways, (as they walked outside) I should have known this shop was your destiny.
Guy-Am-I: (with the whole crowd arriving for Guy's Inventionarium about to be opened) What?
Sam-I-Am: This place is gonna be huge.
Narrator: It is huge for Guy, you got that right, Sam. He'll be able to provide for his whole new fam.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Look at all of this neat stuff, Patrick.
Patrick Star: Wow! I'll say these inventions are neat, SpongeBob. They're awesome!
Bugs Bunny: (sees a stack of gum reads what it says) Hey, Daffy, try a piece of gum.
Daffy Duck: Okay. (eats it and explodes)
Bugs Bunny: (to the readers) Exploding gum, fun for pranking your friends.
Daffy Duck: You're despicable!
Bugs Bunny: (breaks the fourth wall) Ain't I a stinker?
Sam-I-Am: I mean, look, for the very first time in your entire career, not a single one of your inventions has spontaneously exploded.
Woody Woodpecker: And here it comes!
With that jinked, the invention inside the Inventionarium and outside exploded like a huge bomb explosion all over Glurfsburg, which got the crowd to leave the scene.
Filburt Shellbach: Oh, fishsticks!
Heffer Wolfe: That was a hoot!
Guy-Am-I: Oh, my shop. My inventions. (as the timer box landed next to him)
Sam-I-Am: Hey, look, that one didn't ex... (as it exploded) Sorry...
Rocko Rama: Poor Guy, he'd even worked really hard for this.
Gluntz: (arrives at the scene) Hood flip! (does the hood flip over her car) Guy, I heard about what happened and I want you to know, I will find the person who did this to you.
Guy-Am-I: Thanks, Gluntz. But it was me.
Gluntz: (using her hands as binoculars) I swear on my life, the wretched monster responsible for this atrocity will pay! (spying on people and stops at a cow grazing) Oh, that cow looks suspicious. I'm gonna go interrogate it. Reverse hood flip! (does the reverse hood flip and drove after the cow and interrogate it)
Ed Bighead: That Gluntz is such a complete lunatic!
Bev Bighead: Ed, watch you tongue! You know how Bugs, Daffy and the others resemble that remark.
Rocko Rama: Crikey, SpongeBob, you weren't kidding when you told us how Guy's inventions exploded all the time.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Well, he's lacking that one key element from not making any inventions explode.
Michellee Weebie-Am-I: Guy, I am so sorry. I know what this meant to you.
Sam-I-Am: Me too, Guy. This is an unspeakable tragedy with absolutely no bright sides. Mmm, except... You can come to East Flubria with me and our pals now!
Guy-Am-I: No, I can't. I have to rebuild the shop. Plus, I'm responsible for every smashed window and tipped-over car in town right now. I must have a stack of "U.O. Me's" a zillometer tall.
Michellee Weebie-Am-I: (sighed) Guy, you should go with Sam, SpongeBob, Rocko, Bugs, Daffy, Woody and the others.
Guy-Am-I: What?
Michellee Weebie-Am-I: Yeah. It'll take at least a week for them to clear all that wreckage and... You've been so stressed out, it's gonna be good for you to get away. You need to clear your head and, well, reset...
E.B. Weebie: (muffled) I can come too! (sneezed "Achoo!" as she comes out of the briefcase)
Filburt Shellbach: Gesundheit.
E.B. Weebie: Thanks. Okay, this isn't what it looks like.
Sam-I-Am: It's not? 'Cause it looks like you were stowing away in my suitcase.
E.B. Weebie: Okay, it is what it looks like. But the point is, I'm coming with you guys!
Michellee Weebie-Am-I: Young lady, we've discussed this.
E.B. Weebie: We discussed you being more fun. Come on, Mom. I know you can let go a little bit.
Squidina Star: If E.B. wants to come with us, I'd say we let her.
Dr. Hutchison-Shellbach: Hold on, Squidina, let them work things out mother to daughter. Kay?
Narrator: Michellee has learned how to loosen the reins. But this trip is a whole new level of pains. Though it's not her first choice, or her fifth, or her eighth, her husband and daughter have both earned her faith.
Michellee Weebie-Am-I: You know what? I trust you.
Heffer Wolfe: Did ya hear that, Patrick? E.B.'s coming with us!
Patrick Star: That'll be great, Heffer! I'm so excited, I wanna get naked!
Foghorn Leghorn: Hold your, I say hold your horses, Son! There are kids in the audience, that'll scar them for life, not a pretty sight if ya know what I mean.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Foghorn's right, Patrick, so let's not go there.
Patrick Star: Oh, yeah! I forgot.
Guy-Am-I: (as E.B. hugged him happily) Okay, Sam. I'm in.
Squidward Tentacles: Well, not me! I'm out!
Mr. Krabs: Oh, no ya ain't, Mister Squidward! You're coming with us, cause if you don't, you'll be out of a job with no retirement paychecks whatsoever!
Squidward Tentacles: Oh my aching tentacles! Fine! But I'm only doing this because you and SpongeBob talk me into it!
Buzz Buzzard: Get over it, Big Nose!
Sam-I-Am: Sklergagenatpak! That's East Flubrian for "I do not speak East Flubrian but will do my best to assimilate to the local customs and culture." Let's go!
And so, Sam dragged E.B. and Guy to be ready for the trip, Michellee was beginning to worry.
Once everyone gathered at the Glurfsburg International Cold Airport, they prepared to for their trip to East Flubria.
Narrator: Whoa! Here we go. I'm fired up. How 'bout you? This trek's so big, a cold air balloon just won't do.
Wally Walrus: Alright, SpongeBob, is everyone present and accounted for?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Everything's all set, Wally.
Smedley: Wait! Where're Woody and Daffy?
With Daffy carried a whole load of luggage, Woody was laying on top of the pile.
Sam-I-Am: Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
E.B. Weebie: East Flubria, here we come!
Rachel Bighead: Well, I guess this is it.
Sheldon J. Plankton: Looks like it, Rachel. As much as I prefer trying to steal Krabs' krabby patty formula, I wouldn't mind keeping my pals company.
Michellee Weebie-Am-I: (sighs) Be careful with my baby.
Guy-Am-I: I promise.
But as Guy was about to leave with his friends, Michellee pressed the button on her wedding wing that attracts Guy's very quickly.
Rings: (singing) Eternal courtship!
As Michellee and Guy hugged each other happily, Sam, Guy, E.B., SpongeBob, Rocko, Bugs, Daffy, Woody and their friends are ready to take off on the cold air balloon as they set out for East Flurbia.
Narrator: Our journey will cross every corner of the map. But it's a long flight, so first, how 'bout a quick nap?
With that, Sam took a quick nap in hopes to see his mother again.
In Sam's dream, he woke up as "Stressed Out" was playing as his mother came to serve him green eggs and ham. Then, she drags him off but lets go and Sam starts to slide down the stair rails, falls onto a baby carriage made of green eggs and ham, then brought on a carrier by his mother into the center of the universe and past the green eggs and ham constellation and a green egg version of Saturn. Then, Sam runs after his mother as it went dark and he found himself in his memory where his mother is making him green eggs and ham when he was a baby.
Pam-I-Am: Here, Sam. Try them.
Guy-Am-I: (offscreen) Sam? Sam. Sam!
As Sam woke up chewing Guy's ear and E.B. takes a picture, arriving in Glurfsburg World Airways as it comes in for a landing at its destination.
Sam-I-Am: Huh?
Woman: (on PA) Thank you for choosing Glurfsburg World Airways...
Sam-I-Am: Oh! Hey, guys. Enjoying the flight? Did they come by with the snack cart?
E.B. Weebie: Sam, we're here. (as he gasped in excitment) According to The Fludzner's Guide to East Flubria, we're in the city of Katroo, a place known for its bustling marketplace, colorful fruit smoothies, and friendly strangers.
Man: Some Pokie-McDokie, mister? For you! Steamed? Fried? Still alive?
Man #2: Oooky-fruit smoothie? Comes stinky or extra stinky.
Knothead: None for us thank you.
Taxiaxt Driver #1: Taxixat, sir? Travel to the right for three bruckles.
Taxiaxt Driver #2: Ey, travel to the left for two bruckles.
Taxiaxt Driver #1: To the right is better.
Hat Seller: New hat, mister? New fez? New fez? New fezzle de foozle?
Sam-I-Am: Boy, my mom's town is just great! Hey, buddy. Sweet country you got here. I dig it a lot. (gives two thumbs up)
Man: Not right. Rude.
E.B. Weebie: Sam, in East Flubria, a double thumbs up actually means, "Your uncle cheats on his taxes."
SpongeBob SquarePants: I don't think you shouldn't have done that, Sam.
With then, the man who felt rude spits a drink at Guy.
Guy-Am-I: Ugh. What? What did I do?
E.B. Weebie: In East Flubria, it's customary to spit a drink in the face of the best friend of a person who offends you.
Patrick Star: So, if I offend someone, they'll spit drink at SpongeBob?
E.B. Weebie: Yes, it does, Patrick.
Patrick Star: I don't get it.
Sam-I-Am: (chuckles) Wow. Come on, Guy. Have some respect for the way of life here.
Guy-Am-I: Okay, enough wasting time. The best way to track down Sam's mom is...
Sam-I-Am: Actually, let me jump in here real quick, Guy. I've already orchestrated the perfect plan to find her. (brings out a perfect mom plan blueprint) Watch and see. (goes on top of the fountain and used the blueprint as a megaphone) Mom! Where are you? It's me, Sam! Your son! I'm here to find you! Mom!
Guy-Am-I: (drags him off) Or we start with our only clue. (points at the egg carton)
E.B. Weebie: Whoa, Sam, look. These eggs came from a place called "Ma's Farmhouse."
Sam-I-Am: Exactly. And "Ma" is short for "Mother." Which is long for "Mom"! That's where she must be! Come on! (points up his finger) Taxi! Taxi!
Guy-Am-I: (as the people are about to spit their drinks at him) Oh, no.
Soon enough, Sam, Guy, E.B., SpongeBob, Bugs, Daffy, Rocko, Woody and the others arrives at Ma's Farmhouse from a Teensy Weensy Taxi.
Sam-I-Am: We're here! We made it, Guy!
Mr. Krabs: How the barnacle did we even fit in that crowded taxi!?
Wally Walrus: No idea.
Yosemite Sam: Maybe its one of them clown cars?
Ed Bighead: I highly doubt it, Sam.
E.B. Weebie: Wow!
Sam-I-Am: It's just like I dreamed it would be.
Guy-Am-I: Uh-huh.
Once they viewed the sign, they witness a green egg factory like the biggest chicken barn.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Look at all these green eggs!
Woody Woodpecker: I wonder what kind of chickens lay them?
Filburt Shellbach: Probably one of those hybrid birds that Sam was mentioning.
Rocko Rama: I'd wish it was.
As they all got inside the factory, they could see how the green eggs were laid placed on egg cartons.
Guy-Am-I: Eggs just like Ma used to make.
Sam-I-Am: Hey, hello there. Excuse me, is Ma here?
Fa Ma: Ma who?
Sam-I-Am: My ma, to be specific. She looks like this. (takes off her hat to show a female blue wig) Or maybe this. (takes it off to show the pink one) Or quite possibly this. (takes it off as it shows a red one with glasses) Ringing any bells?
Fa Ma: Well... We're all Ma's here. I'm Fa Ma. That's Ba Ma. That's Ga Ma. And that is Ya Ma.
Heffer Wolfe: Quite the family, but not the one that Sam is hoping for.
Sam-I-Am: (sadly) Great names. I love a good rhyme.
E.B. Weebie: Well, then maybe Sam's mom is a customer.
Fa Ma: Check with the record-keeping office out back. You want to talk to...
Carol the Chicken Boss: (pressing the no sign stamp) Not going to happen. We can't just give out that kind of information. Our customer logs are privileged.
E.B. Weebie: But he basically is a customer. He's been eating your eggs since he was a baby.
Squidina Star: So, will you please tell us where his mother is at? it'll mean a whole lot to Sam.
Carol the Chicken Boss: No.
E.B. Weebie: Uh... And he's a member of the I-Am family.
Sam-I-Am: I am. An I-Am. Sam I-Am. I am.
Carol the Chicken Boss: It's pronounced I-Ahm.
Sam-I-Am: No way! Oh my gosh. I am so embarrassed.
Carol the Chicken Boss: Now if you'll excuse me, I have work to do.
Guy-Am-I: (with Sam looking sad) Ma'am, listen, we're trying to reunite our friend with his mother. Are you a mother?
Just when Carol takes a look at Sam, they all took a look at her chicks as she lets the mechanical hand gave an okay sign and opens the IAM-IARNT drawer and she starts drawing the address for them.
Carol the Chicken Boss: Here. This is the address.
Sam-I-Am: Hmm?
E.B. Weebie: We can't read this. You wrote the address in chicken scratch.
Chicken Boss: (as her chick sobs) Wow. That's offensive.
E.B. Weebie: (as they were dragged out of her office) Whoa, hey!
Sam-I-Am: Hold on, I think if... If I just cross my eyes and look at it upside down with my head tucked between my legs, I can make out a... (groans in irritation) I know I can read this! "Bawk, bawk-bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk."
Sandy Cheeks: Hold your horses, Sam! (borrows the drawing) I think I might know how to translate this drawing.
E.B. Weebie: Really, Sandy?
Sandy Cheeks: If I scan the address to where Sam's mama use to live in, it'll translate to bring us to exact location.
Guy-Am-I: Good thinking, Sandy.
With Sandy scans the translation and Bugs using the Acme Portable RV, they set off to the exact coordinates that's been written here in chicken scratch.
Along the way, the group sees nothing but a desert scene.
Sam-I-Am: Are we there yet?
Blonko: Are we there yet?
Sandy Cheeks According to my GPS, we're just about there!
Just when they stopped at the right location, Sam could hardly recognized the house he and his mother use to live.
Sam-I-Am: You sure this is the place? We should circle the neighborhood to make sure we're not missing something.
Guy-Am-I: What neighborhood? Sam, this is it.
E.B. Weebie: Come on, Sam. We'll all knock together.
Guy-Am-I: (as Sam tries to fixing up his hair) Here, Sam, let me. (straightened up his hair upward)
E.B. Weebie: Oh! (straightened his cheek furs)
SpongeBob SquarePants: You'll do great, Sam.
Rocko: We're all here for you.
Sam-I-Am: Thanks. (looks below on the Addicted To Hugs mat) Hi, Mom. I am Sam. Sam I-Am. It's nice to meet you. (knocks on the door as it opened)
Older Woman: (offscreen) Hello. (as they looked inside confused) Hello? (as they were shocked seeing her below them) May I help you?
Sam-I-Am: Mom.
Older Woman: No. Never had any children of my own.
Sam-I-Am: Oh. (sighs)
Filburt Shellbach: Oh, fishsticks!
Patrick Star: Tartar sauce!
Guy-Am-I: So sorry to bother you, but is this the I-Am... I mean I-Ahm house?
Older Woman: No, it's not. I bought this house from a nice woman many years ago.
Sam-I-Am: The woman, do you know her name, or where she is now?
Older Woman: I don't remember a thing about her, other than she used to live here alone.
Guy-Am-I: (as they all looked around the house) Don't give up, Sam. Maybe this isn't the right house.
Sam-I-Am: (sees something) Oh! No. This is it.
Once Sam looked at the kitchen, he begins to remember his mother fixing him green eggs and ham when he was a baby.
Baby Sam: Ma-ma-ma-ma. Will you make it for me?
Pam-I-Am: Of course I will, honey. Here, Sam. Try them.
Sam-I-Am: (begins to remember the kitchen) I remember. This is where she would make them for me. Right here. We found her house. But it's a dead end.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Barnacles! And we were this close too!
Just as soon as soon as they came to the East Flubria Blimport, they were about to give up and go back home.
Guy-Am-I: You'll find her, Sam.
Sam-I-Am: How? That was our only clue. Maybe I just wasn't meant to find my mom.
Narrator: It's hard to see Sam like this, all sad and un-fun.
Guy-Am-I: Hey, Sam. Look. (points at the figure with a briefcase)
Narrator: (gasps) It's the same briefcase they swapped back in season one!
Sam-I-Am: It's just an unremarkable attaché sold in most major stores.
Wally Walrus: And look! There's another one! They must be secret agents or something!
Sylvester Van Vester: To Yookia.
Pam-I-Am: With love. (snatched the briefcase from him)
Sam-I-Am: Oh no! An erroneous briefcase swap! I've got to help him!
Guy-Am-I: Sam, hold on.
Sam-I-Am: There's been a mistake! (snatched the briefcase form him)
E.B. Weebie: Wait for us!
Sam-I-Am: You dropped your briefcase! Please acknowledge you can hear me so I can return it without further incident!
Just then, Philip Trousers tries to snatched it from him as Pam tries to stop him as they fought over it.
Sam-I-Am: Sorry, don't mean to butt in, but I think I can sort things out. It's nobody's fault. (as Pam got the stilts snatched off as Trouser tries to take the briefcase with his gadget) It is crazy how popular this briefcase is.
Philip Trousers: (as the briefcase opened as the golden orb was sent flying) Yes!
Sam-I-Am: Nobody move!
Philip Trousers: What?
Sam-I-Am: I've got it! I got it!
Pam-I-Am: No, no, no, no, no, no. (caught it) Yes!
But as Sam accidentally bumped into Pam, sending her into the fountain, Trousers got the orb as he chuckles evilly and took off with a bow copter.
Narrator: Heads up, plot twist. Let me jump in while I can, before that guy spoils it.
Philip Trousers: Not today, Pam I-Am!
Sam-I-Am: (noticed her) Pam I-Am?
With one look, Pam-I-Am turned revealing her face for the first time. She was like Sam, but bigger with yellow hair.
Baby Sam: (offscreen) Ma-ma-ma-ma. (as the scene changes into a flashback) Will you make them for me?
Younger Pam: (in flashback) Here, Sam. Try them. (as the scene changes back into reality in her own eyes)
Narrator: Dang! I was dying to drop that major truth bomb. That lady's not just a spy. She's also Sam's...
Sam-I-Am: Mom?
Just as SpongeBob, Rocko, Bugs, Daffy, Woody and their friends saw the whole thing, they were surprised to see Sam's mother Pam.
Tinker Tailor Mother Spy[]
Just as the first interview took place, Sam and Pam were the first to take place.
Cameraman: So, tell us, Pam. Why did you become a spy and not telling Sam?
Sam-I-Am: Go on, Mom. Tell them.
Pam-I-Am: Well, to begin with, I didn't want Sam to get involved. That's before I've sent him to Glurfsburg Orphanage for his safety.
Sam-I-Am: Yeah, but there's more to the story than meets the eye, let's move on the next scene. Roll film!
With the next scene of the movie begins to start, Phillip Trousers found himself victorious with the Moo-Lacka-Moo.
Narrator: To our next scene and its big twist o rama, where Sam has just found his dear long lost...
Sam-I-Am: Mama! (hugs her but gets pushed off and tackles by her)
Pam-I-Am: Who do you work for? (remembered something else) Wait, did you say Mama?
Sam-I-Am: It's me, your son, Sam-I-Am.
But as Pam begins to notice her own son, she suddenly noticed one of the men with a horn about to blow at Sam as she ducked him down and the dart hits one of the civilians as it made her laugh like crazy.
Sam-I-Am: Okay, so we're both huggers.
Pam-I-Am: No, we're not. (threw her bolas made of fist to take out the assassin with punches)
Guy-Am-I: What's with her?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Are those darts?
Pam-I-Am: Tickle darts. Absolute torture. (seeing another assassin with a tickle dart about to fire) Get down! (as it hit the Camelope as it starts running and laughing)
Man: Tickle darts!
People: Run for your lives!
With people scattering in scared and went into hiding, the group dodges the tickle darts that would fire at them.
Pam-I-Am: Stay on my six. (as they hid in plain sight with the Camelope) Dive left! (as they hid into the pantry stand)
Sam-I-Am: Sweet barrel roll, Mom. Mom, I really like saying that.
Ed Bighead: (puts a cork in his mouth) Don't overdo it!
Bev Bighead: Ed, be nice to Sam, the poor dear has been gone from his mother for too long.
Ed Bighead: (as Pam reflect the tickle dart with a pantry lid that almost hit him) Okay, that was a close one!
E.B. Weebie: Rad! (as Guy puts a pan over her head) Okay, Guy, this is just overkill.
Guy-Am-I: Overkill is what your mother will do to me if you ever get hurt. Kill me over and over again. (to Pam) Who are you, some kind of wanted criminal?
Sam-I-Am: It's okay if you are. We I Ams don't judge. Or do we? You tell me. Where are my manners? Introductions are in order. This is my best friend in the whole wide world, Guy-Am-I, and his heavily fortified stepdaughter, Miss E.B. Weebie-Am-I. And these are my good pals, SpongeBob SquarePants, his pet snail Gary the Snail, Patrick Star, Squidward Tentacles, Mr. Krabs, Sandy Cheeks, Sheldon J. Plankton, his computer wife Karen, Patrick's adopted little sister Squidina, Mrs. Puff, Mr. Krabs' daughter Pearl, Rocko Rama, Heffer Wolfe, Filburt Shellbach, Rocko's dog Spunky, Mr. and Mrs. Ed and Bev Bighead, their daughter Rachel, Filburt's wife Dr. Paula Hutchison-Shellbach, the Chameleon Brothersm Chuck and Leon, Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Elmer Fudd, Porky Pig, Yosemite Sam, Sesame Dan, Sylvester, Tweety, Road Runner, Wile E. Coyote, Speedy Gonzales, Pepé Le Pew, Penelope Pussycat, Foghorn Leghorn, Henery Hawk, Barnyard Dawg, Marvin the Martian, K-9, Taz the Tasmanian Devil, Granny, Sylvester Jr., Hippety Hopper, Hector the Bulldog, Miss Prissy, Mac and Tosh the Goofy Gophers, Cecil Turtle, Beaky Buzzard, Sam Sheepdog, Ralph Wolf, Hubie and Bertie, Claude Cat, Charlie Dog, Marc Anthony and Pussyfoot, Witch Hazel, Gossamer, Michigan J. Frog, Pete Puma, Lola Bunny, Bosko, Sniffles, Petunia Pig, Melissa Duck, Queen Tyr'ahnee, Aoogah, the Nerdlucks, Pound, Blanko, Bang, Bupkus and Nawt, Woody Woodpecker, his girlfriend, Winnie Woodpecker, Woody's niece and nephew Splinter and Knothead, Andy Panda, his girlfriend Miranda Panda, Chilly Willy, his girlfriend Chilly Lilly, Wally Walrus, Buzz Buzzard and Smedly.
Bugs Bunny: (breaks the forth wall) Long intro, ain't it?
E.B. Weebie: I don't normally dress like this and your whole vide is really working for me.
Sam-I-Am: (as Pam brings out a frying pan) Your gonna whip me up some green eggs and ham!
Pam-I-Am: No, I'll be using this for something far more important. Hold your position.
As Pam prepares to battle, she came face to face with the assassins about to fire the horn gun. Once Pam send the darts back at the bad guys, Sam witness his own mother's skills, one of them dodged from the dart as the other one got into his mouth making him laugh.
Sam-I-Am: Wow....
Sandy Cheeks: That is one neat gal.
Suddenly, another agent came from behind the group with mechanical hands.
Guy-Am-I: (becoming alerted) Look out! (as he gets pushed back)
Pam-I-Am: Relax. Sylvester's on our side.
Sylvester: What are you talking about? I don't belong to any faction that you're working with, ma'am! (as Smedley shows him the script) Oh! I get it! Sylvester Van Vester! Sufferin Soccatash! Now, that adds up!
Guy-Am-I: Would you please just tell us what's going on?
Pam-I-Am: I'm going to say this once, clearly and quickly, no interruptions. I am an international super spy.
Sam-I-Am: (whales with excitement) Sorry. (as he zips himself)
Pam-I-Am: I work for the nation of Yookia.
Sylvester Van Vester: As do I. You see, my name is Sylvester Van Vester. I live with my wife, Hester and our seven beautiful children all named Lester, and our adorable gerbil, Allan. Yookia is a lovely country, but we live in constant fear of attack from the Zooks. Luckily, we all all protected by the wall, but if those Zooks were to get their hands on the Moo-Lacka-Moo.
All: Who Macka who?
Sylvester Van Vester: The Moo-Lacka-Moo. It's dangerous stuff. And if they ever get it, we will be defenseless.
Pam-I-Am: Lesson's over. We've got company.
Zook Guard: Freeze, ya filthy Yooks!
Mr. Krabs: We're doomed!
Guy-Am-I: Wait wait wait! There's been a misunderstanding! We're not-
Sam-I-Am: (raising his mother's hand) Yooks forever!
Squidward Tentacles: Too late, Guy! Now, let's get out of here! (as Pam covers themselves with the cloth preventing the darts from hitting them)
Guy-Am-I: What do we do?
Pam-I-Am: Get down! (as the rock was fired as everyone took cover)
Sylvester Van Vester: (as another rock was fired that made a hole in the back) Find the Moo Lacka Moo. I will hold them off. (used his mechanical hands to make pantry armor defense)
Pam-I-Am: (as she made sure everyone got the escape route safely) Stay strong, Brother.
Sylvester Van Vester: Go.
Just as they made the escape, a big laugh was heard while Sylvester Van Vester fought off the Zook Guards.
Sylvester Van Vester: (offscreen) Find the Moo-Lacka-Moo!
Out in the village, Pam led the group to the wagon full of baskets.
Pam-I-Am: Get in.
Guy-Am-I: What? (as E.B. took off) E.B., wait!
E.B. Weebie: I just want you to know, this escape plan is rad.
Pam-I-Am: Rad is what I go. Get in the basket, Kiddo. (as she got in)
Guy-Am-I: Why are we getting in these things?
Pam-I-Am: (seeing the Zook Guards on patrol) Just trust me.
Guy-Am-I: I don't. (as Pam closed his basket on him)
Sam-I-Am: But I do! (as she got inside with him and closed the lid) So what's the deets on the escape plan?
Pam-I-Am: We're keeping quiet.
Sam-I-Am: Copy that. not gonna say a word. Super quiet.
Zook Guard: You there! (to the scooter drivers) We need to search your baskets.
Zook Guard #2: Those two. Unload them.
Pam-I-Am: Son of a Yip.
Just as the Zook Guards tried to search the two baskets, one of them looked in one basket that was already switched.
Zook Guard #2: (takes out the "Sorry" card) Sorry? Sorry for what?
Zook Guard: (noticed the Skunake inside with a cute face) Aww. It's adorable! (as the Skunake begins to attack the guard)
Narrator: Don't laugh, with a Skunake on your face, you'd surely scream too. Looks like Pam I am pulled the old switcheroo.
Then, the Skunake wraps around the guard, pulls him into the basket in a cloud of stink gas.
As they continued their journey, the basket wagon reaches the edge of the cliff as the men switch gears and the legs retract and the wagon rolls safely on the cliff.
Sam-I-Am: Now that we're finally alone for the very first time, I had a question that I've been waiting my whole life to ask you. What is your favorite color, animal and eau de cologne?
Pam-I-Am: That's classified.
Sam-I-Am: Of course, of course. Spy stuff. Green, Chickeraffe, and Dominance for Men by Snerz, those are my faves, FYI.
Pam-I-Am: We should probably keep our voices down.
Sam-I-Am: In case there's any Zooks around?
Pam-I-Am: Sure.
Sam-I-Am: Copy that. I will just continue asking my lifetime of questions in hoarse whisper. (as "Mother and Child Reunion" played) What you been up to for the past couple decades? Where did I get my gift of gab? Does everyone in our family have big heads? Who could be quieter longer? You win! Am I a prince? You know Reggie? He's imaginary. Do I have bad breath? What's love but a second hand emotion? Have enough space? Am I crowding you? What's the square root of cake? Are we just characters in a show? Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Are we there yet? Is there a Flerz on your head or is it your natural hair? Where do birds and bees come from? Having fun? This is so fun! What's the meaning of life? You have a flea nut allergy?
French Narrator: A Few Hours Later!
After a few hours, they all came across the desert all the way to the desert oasis.
Guy-Am-I: What is it? (as the Robababobrian carried them off but drops it making Guy and E.B. tumbles as they gathered around them) I don't see how this day could get any... (puts his hat on with juice pouring on him from it) worse. (as he gets dragged by them)
Pam-I-Am: (used a chain saw to open the top of the lid of the basket) It's okay! They're with me.
Sam-I-Am: (coming from under her) And I'm with her.
Robababobrian Tribe: Pam-I-Am! Pam! Oh my gosh! (exclaiming with excitement as they gathered around her and tosses her up and down)
Guy-Am-I: Wow, you're popular here.
Pam-I-Am: Okay, okay. They're old friends.
Chief Gobo Robababobrian: This is where she comes to disappear, for twenty years now!
Pam-I-Am: Gobo!
Chief Gobo Robababobrian: (kisses her in the cheek as they do a secret handshake and hugs her) Oy! Welcome back, my friend. Are these prisoners? Would you like us to torture them? (as they bring out the carnivorous plants)
Pam-I-Am: No! No! They're working with me.
Chief Gobo: (snaps his finger to back them away with disappointment) But Pam I Am works along.
Pam-I-Am: It's a long story.
Sam-I-Am: Yeah it is, A really long story.
Pam-I-Am: I'm sorry. Gobo Robababobrian, this is Guy-Am-I, his stepdaughter, E,B Weebie-Am-I, and this is......
Sam-I-Am: Sam-I-Am! (as he tries to do the same as his mother but no response but hugs him) I am her son. She gave birth to me!
Chief Gobo Robababobrian: Pam-I-Am? A mom?
Pam-I-Am: It's true.
Robababobrians: (cheering for Sam)
Chief Gobo Robababobrian: We have a word in our language, "womomateramatta." Roughly translated, it means, woman who would make a terrible mother.
Pam-I-Am: I'm gonna just go check on over there. (as she takes off)
SpongeBob SquarePants: Guy, what is it?
Guy-Am-I: Have you ever get the feeling that Pam is way popular in a far off nation?
SpongeBob SquarePants: I wouldn't say, but I've been on spy mission once with Patrick here.
Guy-Am-I: But that's different from where you're at, SpongeBob, It's Pam I'm worried that I don't trust.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Don't let trust issues get the best of you, Guy, remember you didn't believe Sam when he returned Mr. Jenkins the Chickeraffe to his habitat on Chickeraffe Island? It's never too late to trust Pam, cause I know that deep down she still has motherly love for Sam.
Guy-Am-I: (sighed) I hope you're right, SpongeBob, for Sam's sake.
Just as Pam went into one of the Robababobrian tent, she uncover the sheet containing the super computers and turns it on.
Pam-I-Am: Hello old friend.
Sam-I-Am: (offscreen) And hello to you too. (as Pam reacts and noticed her son)
Pam-I-Am: How did you?
Sam-I-Am: Track you? I am half spy. (as Pam used the pedals and turn on the super computers and he begins to inhale as Pam looks back at him) Right right. That's cool. (brings out the crate to stand next to her) What does this gizmo do?
Pam-I-Am: It's my spy cycle. I'm looking for the smutz in the tux who stole the Moo-Lacka-Moo.
Sam-I-Am: Right. So you probably need me in order to-
Pam-I-Am: Found him. (with the radar detecting)
Sam-I-Am: Oh man, we're good.
Pam-I-Am: He only has 20 zillometers on us. I can catch up and stop him before he gets to Zookia. But there's only one swift way to the nearest port, and I know exactly how to get us there. Ugh! In twelve long hours! Were stuck here until morning. Son of a Yip.
Sam-I-Am: Mom! Language!
Pam-I-Am: Ah yip.
Sam-I-Am: Mom!
Pam-I-Am: (turns off the super computers) Go get ready for dinner.
Sam-I-Am: Oh. I've always wanted her to say that!
That night, it was dinner time as everyone was having soup that was presented by the Robababobrians as Chief Gobo gave the bowl to E.B..
E.B. Weebie: Thanks, Gobo.
Sam-I-Am: Sup mom? Wait. What? (opens the seat behind her) Someone managed to scrounge up all the ingredients for green eggs and ham and put them in this box. What do you say lady? Would you make 'em for me?
Bugs Bunny: (begins munching some carrots) These carrots are great too.
Guy-Am-I: Look, um, I guess you couldn't know this, but green eggs and ham are kind of a big deal to this kid. (flipping the green egg) So if you wouldn't mind just whopping them up real quick?
Pam-I-Am: (stops it with a wrist hand) No, It would be an insult not to eat what the Robababobrians prepared.
Bugs Bunny: Make sense, we need to try something new everyday.
Sam-I-Am: Oh, can't argue with that.
Guy-Am-I: Couldn't we eat both?
Sam-I-Am: Don't be ridiculous, Guy. We don't want to be rude I fully support you and your feelings mother.
Guy-Am-I: But... Well, for breakfast, then.
Pam-I-Am: Fine. But for now, just eat. They call it the belly melter. (as Guy spat it out)
Patrick Star: Why does it call that? (eats it)
As on cue, Patrick's belly begin to literally melt away.
Once Pam and Sam were in a separate spot, Sam decides to strike up a conversation with his mom.
Sam-I-Am: Are you sleeping?
Pam-I-Am: Shh!
With no response, Sam move his bed close enough to his mother.
Sam-I-Am: Okay. I got my lovey and I got my stuffy, and I got my glass of water, and my all in one night hat. All I need now is a bedtime story.
Pam-I-Am: I don't know any.
Sam-I-Am: Of course you do you whacka doodle. You're a mom. Everyone mom knows a bedtime story. Please?
Pam-I-Am: This is not going to end until I gave you want you want is it.
Sam-I-Am: Nope!
Pam-I-Am: Fine. (as he jumps on the bed as fireflies started to glow like lamps) There once was a boy named Stan. And he had a long and difficult journey in the morning, so he went to sleep without asking more questions or requesting another story. The end. (claps as the fireflies turned their lights off)
Sam-I-Am: I don't want to overstate it, but I think that was the greatest story ever told! I'm so lucky to have you as my.... (as she sleeps) Goodnight, Mom.
French Narrator: Meanwhile at the other tent...
In the other tent, Guy was pacing back and forth as he was thinking about Pam being Sam's own mother turned spy.
Guy-Am-I: I know you really like Pam but...
E.B. Weebie: (while brushing her teeth) I wouldn't say I really like her. I would say that I worship her.
Guy-Am-I: I'm just worried about how she is with Sam as a mom. Something's not right.
E.B. Weebie: Well, she's not the momliest mom that's ever mommed, but Sam seems perfectly happy. We don't need so much parenting. Yeah, Pam just gets it. She's a cool mom.
Guy-Am-I: Is that right? What does that make me?
E.B. Weebie: Uh.. my stepdad.
As he tried to blow, the fireflies started bugging him.
Just before Guy had to see Sam, only to see the others to be up late at this hour.
Guy-Am-I: Hey, fellas, could I talk to you for moment?
Mr. Krabs: Certainly, Guy. What's up, me bucko?
Guy-Am-I: Do you ever have some trust issues from the person that you met?
Wally Walrus: Not sense Woody Woodpecker, we're just frenemies compared with Buzz Buzzard.
Buzz Buzzard: But I wouldn't go too far, Guy, you just make sure if Sam could trust his own mother.
Elmer Fudd: Wet me make it simpwe fow you, Guy. If you'we wiwwing to twust Pam, you gotta shawe youw twust.
Guy-Am-I: Thanks, I'd better check on Sam, see you guys in the morning. (went out of their tent)
Elsewhere, Sam was just looking at the family of frogs when Guy came to check on him.
Guy-Am-I: Hey, Pal, you doing okay?
Sam-I-Am: Oh, yeah. Never better, Insomnia Buddy. I found my mom today. Duh.
Guy-Am-I: How's that going, you and your mom?
Sam-I-Am: Amazing! A lot of catching up. (picking up a frog) We're really getting to know each other. on a deeply personal level. I've asked her, like, a squadrillion questions about herself.
Porky Pig: I'd don't... (stuttering) think that's even a number to cou-cou-cou... (stuttering) add.
Guy-Am-I: That's great. But I have to agree with Porky adding it up, has she asked you any questions about you?
Sam-I-Am: Uh, yes, It's been noon stop questions. I was like "Whoa, lady, enough with the questions! What's with the third degree?"
Guy-Am-I: What did she ask you?
Sam-I-Am: Well I.. (as the frog croaks) I'm sure once we're alone together on the never ending mother son spy adventure our lives are about to become, (carries another frog and place one on his hat) she'll be asking me, (mimicking with the frogs he's holding) "What's your favorite color?" "Want some green eggs and ham"? Did you go potty?" Did you wash your hands after you touch that?"
Guy-Am-I: You're being weird.
Sam-I-Am: (shown with another frog on his shoulder) That's weird because I was gonna say that you're being weird. Why is it so weird? (as a firefly got into Guy's nose as the frogs missed and hit him with their tongues)
Guy-Am-I: (rubbing the saliva off him) Because I don't trust your mom.
Sam-I-Am: What? (as the frogs hopped away)
Guy-Am-I: It's just that she's caught up in all this sneaky spy stuff.
Sam-I-Am: She's a hero Guy. I don't know if you've heard about the whole Yook Zook conflict thing, but it's a pretty big deal. Educate yourself, I'm sure Filburt, Marvin and any of our pals does. (snaps his finger)
Guy-Am-I: I know that, but she wouldn't make you green eggs and ham, and I'm worried she's gonna be disappoint you.
Sam-I-Am: That's nuts. She's my mom.
Guy-Am-I: I know she's your mom, but I'm not sure that she's into being your mom right now.
Sam-I-Am: She is, very into it. Goodnight, Guy. (walks away from him)
Guy-Am-I: Sam, I didn't... (sighs) Goodnight, Sam.
Then, Guy took one look at the mother frog leading her pollywog into the pond.
French Narrator: The next day...
As dawn arriving, Pam kept watch at the distance of the desert while Sam cam with kitchen supplies along with green eggs and ham.
Sam-I-Am: It's breakfast time. (as Pam shushes him)
Guy-Am-I: So what's the plan? I need to get home. I've got a little girl here.
E.B. Weebie: Young woman.
SpongeBob SquarePants: So, Pam, what's your plan?
Pam-I-Am: We're headed to the port in Ta Gong, You can get home safely from there.
Guy-Am-I: Are you crazy? Crossing this desert on foot? We'll all die!
Pound: Don't count your chickens before their hatched, Guy. (to Foghorn) No pun attended.
Foghorn Leghorn: Point take, I say point taken, son.
Smedley: Well, that goes without sayin'.
Pam-I-Am: (as she feels the ground shaking migration below her) What time is it Sam?
Sam-I-Am: I will gladly answer the question you asked me, Mom. (as Guy sighed) It's 6 17.
Squidward Tentacles: So, what's happening, Pam?
Pam-I-Am: (reaching the tree as she sees what's on the distance) Okay, get ready.
Guy-Am-I: For what? (noticed the supplies shaking from the vibration) What is that?!
Pam-I-Am: Our ride! (as a herd of Camelopes came into view which send Sam, Guy and E.B. on the tree with her) Here we go.
At last, everyone hops aboard the Camelopes as they ride across the desert.
E.B. Weebie: What are these?
Pam-I-Am: They're camelopes. Fastest ride on four feet!
E.B. Weebie: Can I please have one? (as Guy struggles to hop on its hump)
Pam-I-Am: They're ornery. Like you stepdad. Not pet material.
Sam-I-Am: How'd you know they'd be here?
Pam-I-Am: I tracked this stampede on this spy cycle yesterday. It's risky, but if my calculations are correct, we'll be in Ta Gong in n time.
Sam-I-Am: You thought my mom was gonna lead us on a death march. But au contraire, my prickly pear. She is leading us on a life affirming thrill ride! Ja burnt! Whoa! (as the Camelope he's on went the wrong direction)
Guy-Am-I: Sam!
Sam-I-Am: Make it stop!
Pam-I-Am: (annoyed with Sam) This is why I work alone. (on off after him)
E.B. Weebie: I'm going with her!
Guy-Am-I: Oh no, you're not young woman!
E.B. Weebie: It's cool, Guy, I'm cool! (losing control on her Camelope) Whoa! (hanging on its horn) I AM NOT COOL!
Guy-Am-I: Neither am I!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hold on, E.B.! I'm coming!
Patrick Star: I got your back, Buddy!
So with that, Patrick helps Guy out as he manages to get onto the camelope as they both races after SpongeBob to save E.B..
E.B. Weebie: Losing my grip! Guy, SpongeBob, help me!
SpongeBob SquarePants: (grabbing E.B.'s hand) Don't worry, E.B.! I'm not letting go! (slipping and holding onto the camelope's horn as E.B. held onto his chest)
Guy-Am-I: Hang on! (manages his camelope as he grabbed onto E.B.) Gotcha. You're safe now.
Just as they all jump into the ledge, the camelopes began to parachute their humps for a soft landing and about to reach the water.
Guy-Am-I: Well, who's the rad parent now? (as they hugged)
E.B. Weebie: Still Pam cause she's my hero. Also, never say "rad". But I'm actually good with you being a little more protective, Guy. Turns out, I need a momlier stepdad after all.
Guy-Am-I: Thanks.
Sam-I-Am: No need to panic. I knew my mom would come to the rescue. She's so into being my mom!
Patrick Star: We're almost at the docks! Cannonball! (jumps into the water as the camelopes landed gently next to the pier)
Pam-I-Am: (as their humps extends the group in the pier with Guy lower) Thanks for the lift, boys. (as Guy gets off as the hump extends) Well, this is goodbye.
Sam-I-Am: Yep. Guy, E.B., pals of mine. What can I say? Keep it real in Glurfsburg, and I'll hit you up whenever things slow down in the spy game. (as he reenacts himself as a spy)
Pam-I-Am: Sam... This is goodbye for all of us.
Sam-I-Am: Yessiree. really gonna miss you guys.
Pam-I-Am: Sam, you too.
Sam-I-Am: I thought I was going with you to get the Moo Lacka Moo and save the Yooks.
Pam-I-Am: It's too dangerous around me. I have to do it alone.
Sam-I-Am: But I came all this way to find you. And now you're leaving? Again?
Pam-I-Am: It's the only way.
Sam-I-Am: (sadly) I understand.
Pam-I-Am: SpongeBob, I appreciate your support for my son, but I can't take any chances putting any of you in danger. So can I trust you and all of your friends to see Sam returns home with Guy and E.B.?
SpongeBob SquarePants: I don't know, what do you say, Rocko?
Rocko Rama: Let's humor her and find out what happens next.
Just as Sam became sadder not being with his mother, Guy took pitty as SpongeBob, Rocko and his friends talk things out a bit.
Pam-I-Am: (as she came to her son) I'm sorry, but I have to keep you safe. That's what family does. We look out for each other even when it's hard.
Sam-I-Am: So that's why you've been so cold.
Pam-I-Am: Hey, as soon things settle down, maybe we can meet up at Glurfsburg, okay?
Sam-I-Am: Okay. (as he watches his mother leaving) Don't you want my phone number? Or my address?
Pam-I-Am: Hey, I'm Pam-I-Am. I'll find you.
Sam-I-Am: Heck yeah, you will, super spy lady.
Pam-I-Am: Bye, Sam.
Sam-I-Am: Bye, Mom. (as she's out of sight) She's good.
E.B. Weebie: (as Guy groans) Cool!
Bev Bighead: And here I was hoping we'd get well aquatinted.
Mrs. Puff: Well, this is just a waste of our time.
Guy-Am-I: (as they heard the horn blows) You okay, Buddy?
Sam-I-Am: What me? I'm fine. Honestly, I feel bad leaving the old girl out in the cold all by herself. Scary business, the spy trade.
Heffer Wolfe: At least we can enjoy our vacation from here.
E.B. Weebie: Imagine Pam visiting Glurfsburg? She would be so bored.
Buzz Buzzard: Don't push your luck, Kid, nobody's perfect.
Sam-I-Am: Yeah, but we'd still be together. (as he begins to think about his mother)
Guy-Am-I: I, for one, cannot wait to be back in boring Glurfsburg. How about you Sam? You ready to go home? (noticing Sam, SpongeBob, Rocko and the others aren't with them) Sam? Sam! SpongeBob! Rocko! What are you guys doing?
Sam-I-Am: She protected me, now I have to protect her. That's what family does! Bye, you guys!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Alright, guys! Let's go help Sam!
Patrick Star: We're with ya, SpongeBob!
Squidward Tentacles: Well, not me, I'm not getting involved.
Mr. Krabs: (stops him from going to the boat) Oh, yes, you are, Mister Squidward! We not gonna leave our friends behind, their injuries will be coming out of your paycheck otherwise.
Squidward Tentacles: Oh, my aching tentacles!
Filburt Shellbach: Oh, get over it, Squidward!
Rocko Rama: SpongeBob! Sam! Wait for us!
Narrator: Sam's love for his mom was something unmatched, but most of his dearest friends were about to be...
Guy and E.B.: Sam, SpongeBob, Rocko, guys, wait!
Narrator: (as they all got snatched) ...snatched!
As Guy and E.B. were snatched by a couple of Zook Guards, a lot more captured Bugs, Daffy, Woody and their friends with no warning whatsoever.
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Once the scene cuts the next interview, Guy was explaining what happens next.
Cameraman: So, tell us, Guy. Was it frightening getting captured by the Zooks at first?
Guy-Am-I: Yes, it was, but something tells me there's more to that than meets the eye in this on going war between the two nations if you know what I mean. Roll film!
With the next scene ready, Guy, E.B., Bugs, Daffy, Woody and their group were now in what appears to be an interrogation room.
Narrator: Children, don't worry, your screen isn't broken. Soon, there will be plenty of action to soak it. So don't look away. Stay focused and rapt, because our friends Guy, E.B., Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Woody Woodpecker and company have just been kidnapped!
Hayzel: Alright, cough it up. Who are you? And how long have you been working with the Yooks?
Guy: What? We're not working with anyone.
Hayzel: There's no point in lying about it. everything you say is being monitored by my lie detector, Jeremy. (as he puts on his glasses to keeps his eye on each of them) We know you're Pam-I-Am's operatives.
Guy-Am-I: Operatives? We barely know Pam-I-Am.
Just as Jeremy keeps a close eye on Guy, he begins to bring out his notebook and writes it down.
Bugs Bunny: Eh! (eats his carrot) What's up, Doc? (as Jeremy shows the letter true to Hayzel)
Hayzel: Then what were you doing in East Flubria, huh?
Guy-Am-I: We were looking for um.... Pam-I-Am.
Hayzel: Ah-ha!
E.B. Weebie: (nudged closer to Guy) No. She's our friend's mom. We just met her yesterday. We tracked her down using her signature green eggs and ham recipe.
Bugs Bunny: Am I getting a sense of deja vu from the last season?
Daffy Duck: Pretty sure as if on cue, they'll say that they're the good guys whom we'd believe they're the bad guys.
Porky Pig: At least its on the attempted cap-cap-cap- (stuttering) hunt of the Chickeraffe.
Hayzel: Ah, the old friend's mom with the signature recipe excuse. Think I've never heard that one before, Kid? If you really are a kid? This child mask is incredible. (examining her face)
E.B. Weebie: Thank you?
Woody Woodpecker: How can that be a mask if it's not removable?
Hayzel: Oh, a wise bird, eh? Never the less, we'll get it off somehow. (puts on the glove and chuckles)
Daffy Duck: (breaks the fourth wall) Shocking turn of events, isn't it?
Meanwhile, Pam was on Trousers' trail in hopes to get the Moo-Lacka-Moo.
Narrator: Oh, I love a good boat chase. Pam's hot on the trail of her rival, her enemy, her... her big old white whale!
Phillip Trousers: Next stop Zookia. What? (looking at the Moo-Lacka-Moo until he spotted Pam behind her)
Pam-I-Am: It's go time, Pammy. (as he drove on next to him) Nice day at the beach?
Phillip Trousers: A little hot for my taste.
Pam-I-Am: Think I can help you with that. (prepares the freeze spray is it lost his power and spat out the ice cube as Trousers caught it wiht his cup)
Phillip Trousers: Cheers, Pam-Pam. (takes off as the spray froze completely)
Pam-I-Am: (groans in anger as she noticed what inside the engine) What the? Sam?
Sam-I-Am: Mom, hey. What's up?
Once Pam pressed the de-frigerator button, the mechanical hand gets him out of the cockpit.
Sam-I-Am: Don't worry I'm g...good. Though I do think some of my organs. might be shutting down. (as the finger extends two mechanical hands to used stake and hammer to crack the ice)
Pam-I-Am: (angrily threw the ice-extinguisher made of salt to melt the ice on the freeze spray) I had him!
Sam-I-Am: That handsome cat? Cool. Shouldn't we keep following after? Gotta snag that Moo-Lacka-Moo. Save the Yooks! What's the holdup?
Pam-I-Am: You, Sam. you are the holdup. (used the hand pump) You're the one endangering the Yooks, and yourself. I told you to go home.
Sam-I-Am: You did, and I appearance the heck out of it. Trying to keep your son safe, classic mom behavior. (makes a heart mark from the cold state)
Pam-I-Am: And?
Sam-I-Am: And I want yo return the favor crazy lady. Keep you safe. In another life, I was a con artist, a tricksmith, a confuser man. So I'm no stranger to danger, and you need someone with real life hands on danger experience to watch your back.
Pam-I-Am: No, I need to get you back to shore. But then Trousers would be long gone, and the Moo-Lacka-Moo with him.
Sam-I-Am: So?
Pam-I-Am: If you promise not to get in the way...
Sam-I-Am: Yes.
Pam-I-Am: ...and you don't, you know, yell loudly like you always do...
Sam-I-Am: Yes.
Pam-I-Am: ...you can come for now, just until I find. somewhere safe to drop you off.
Sam-I-Am: Heck yes!
Pam-I-Am: And then it's back to Glurfsburg with your friends.
Heffer Wolfe: (arriving with Rocko, SpongeBob and the others in their houseboat) Whoo! That was a hoot!
Pam-I-Am: Don't tell me, you're all in on this with Sam?
SpongeBob SquarePants: We're helping you out on this mission.
Rocko Rama: So we're going to stick with you until the end.
Pam-I-Am: (sighed) Fine, but don't stray too far ahead. And when we get somewhere safe, take Sam back to Glurfsburg. Got it?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yes, Mrs. I-Am.
Filburt Shellbach: We'll make sure of it.
Pam-I-Am: And please, just call me Pam.
And so, off they go to get that Moo-Lacka-Moo from Philip Trousers.
Back at the interrogation room, Hayzel was having a hard time removing the "mask" off of E.B.'s face.
Hayzel: This mask is on pretty tight.
Guy-Am-I: It's not a mask!
Hayzel: We're gonna need the saw!
Guy-Am-I: She's a kid! She's my kid, and neither of us have anything to do with the Yooks or Pam-I-Am.
Hayzel: (brings out a chainsaw) You're lying!
Guy-Am-I: I swear I'm telling the truth!
Hayzel: We'll see about that. Jeremy!
Just as Jeremy took one look at Guy in the face, Hayzel was about to used the chainsaw at Guy and E.B. as he shows the notebook "True".
Hayzel: Oh.... wow! Turns our you were telling the truth. In that case..... (as Jeremy opens the certain) Welcome to Zookia. You guys really were in the wrong place at the wrong time. Good thing we rescued you.
Daffy Duck: You mean kidnapped.
Buzz Buzzard: (as Jeremy grabs Daffy in the bill) And you thought we're the enemies! (chuckles) No hard feelings for this huge misunderstanding.
Hayzel: I think that's a little dramatic. (clears her throat as Jeremy released them from the mechanical hand cuffs) My name's Hayzel and on behalf of the Zookia Tourist Board/Secret Police... (takes off the glove) we'd like to welcome you to our beautiful country! Come on, go ahead. Take a look.
Guy-Am-I: I don't want to take a look. I want answers.
E.B. Weebie: I want to take a look.
Guy-Am-I: No don't! (covers her eyes) Close your eyes.
E.B. Weebie: Seriously?
Guy-Am-I: Now you rescued me and my kid, you flew us to a foreign country against our will, we have no idea what we're doing here. I have some questions and I want them answered.
Hayzel: Of course. We don't mean you any harm.
Guy-Am-I: I'm supposed to believe that? You're the bad guys.
Hayzel: We aren't the bad guys, I promise. You must be thinking of the Yooks.
E.B. Weebie: No, the Yooks are the good guys. Pam told us about it.
Hayzel: Oh poor girl. you've been brainwashed.
Guy-Am-I: Brainwashed? What do you mean?
Hayzel: (whistled as Jeremy closed the curtains) I'm afraid the Yooks have been lying to you about our country. This is the truth.
Just as Guy, E.B., Bugs, Daffy, Woody and their friends served them movie entertainment and popcorns, a Zookia video is ready to start.
Dookess of Zookia: Welcome to Zookia. A nation with bustling city life, and idyllic countryside, and just about everything in between.
Narrator: Hey, what is this? Another narrator? This is my gig, lady! Who is this hater?
Dookess of Zookia: (breaks the fourth wall) It's just for this film, buddy, you'll be back later.
Narrator: Oh cool. I get it, sorry, Kinda freaked out there.
Dookess of Zookia: Yet what really makes Zookia so wonderful is the people. But it's important to stay vigilant, because right on the border live the Yooks. And they are terrible! Inconsiderate, arrogant, shrill, not to mention lazy, loud, surly, frump, dumpy, shifty, grifty, stupid, shrewd, rude, cantankerous, wamankerous, dishonest, disheveled, dyspeptic, and generally unpleasant to be around. You'll never know a Yook is lurking until the moment they just strike. But fear, not for there is one foolproof way to spot a yook, perhaps, their worst quality, uncilized, barbaric. You see, the Yooks eat their toasts, with the butter side up. So from me, the Crown Dookess of Zookia, and the rest of our glorious nation. Welcome. we hope you enjoy your time here, and remember, keep your spirits up and your butter down.
Hayzel: I am so sorry you had to see toast buttered the Yook way. Troubling imagery, especially for a child.
Guy-Am-I: So the Yooks are the bad guys?
E.B. Weebie: That's not true! We met a nice Yook in the bazaar named Sylvester.
Hayzel: Sylvester? That professional liar? How many innocent little orphans did he have this time? Still got a fake gerbil?
Guy-Am-I: Allan?
E.B. Weebie: Well, Sylvester was working with Pam so... Pam's a bad guy. she was lying too.
Hayzel: Well, she's certainly working for them.
Guy-Am-I: I knew it! She's a bad mom and a bad guy! E.B could have gotten killed.
Narrator: Just who's really bad here Pam and the Yooks, or these new folks with Guy that call themselves Zooks? Seems like one, then the other We keep on hopscotching, I guess that's why you'll have to keep watching.
E.B. Weebie: Wait. What about Sam, SpongeBob, Rocko and the others?
Woody Woodpecker: Yeah! What happened to them!?
Hayzel: Don't worry. We're already on it! (shows the super secret file) We have our top secret agent on the case, His name is.
With one look on the profile: Phillip Trousers' picture was shown as it fades into where he is now.
Philip Trousers: (offscreen) Trousers. (onscreen) Philip Trousers. Looking good. Bottoms up. (as he gets splashed from the speed) I do like my drink with just a splash. Top humor, Phil. Clever, fun thought provoking. (spits his drink and spotted Sam, Pam, SpongeBob, Rocko and their friends on his tail) Again?
Pam-I-Am: (with Sam's tongue out from the speed like a dog) Stop that, you're slowing us down.
Sam-I-Am: Roger that. (with his tongue back in his mouth) Oh, man, mom and son, watching each other's backs doing spy stuff. We forgot to come up with code names.
Pam-I-Am: No code names.
Sam-I-Am: Message receive, Mama Bear. (hangs up his pretend phone)
Pam-I-Am: No code names! (while still keeping up on Phil)
Sam-I-Am: Top five, all of time, Iconic mom son spy duos. Go!
Pam-I-Am: Sam, do you remember what'll happen to me if I fail my mission? I need to focus.
Filburt Shellbach: Way ahead of you, Pam.
Sandy Cheeks: Let's get going, y'all!
Sam-I-Am: What are those?
Pam-I-Am: The tinytopian islands.
Sam-I-Am: (as he looked threw the binoculars similar to eye doctoring machine showing "Object Smaller Than They Appear") They're tiny. We're not gonane fit.
Pam-I-Am: We'll see about that. (as they've gone threw the obstacle course and caught up to Phil) Hey, Phil. (as he notices the group and started to speed as they give chase)
Pam-I-Am: Might wanna hold on.
With one press of the button, Pam's boat turns into a water plane while the houseboat turns into a house plane.
Sam-I-Am: Holy moly! (with the tinytopian people were drowning)
Pam-I-Am: Here! (threw a life preserver for them)
Sam-I-Am: (calling out) Sorry! That's our bad! (as Pam turns the water plane back into a boat while the house plane turns into a houseboat) Mom, whoa. That was sick! Better than sick it was completely healthy.
Pam-I-Am: (smiled a bit) Thanks.
Sam-I-Am: Roberta and Pedro have got nothing on us.
Pam-I-Am: Roberta and Pedro?
Sam-I-Am: The number four mom son spy duo. We gotta be creeping up that list. Three, maybe even two. (as she chuckles)
Philip Trousers: Bye, bye, Losers!
Pam-I-Am: (gasped) Trousers still has the upper hand.
Sam-I-Am: Not for long, with mama bear at the controls. Ain't so bad having someone to watch your back. (accidentally pressed the red button as it turns the boat into a train as they started to stink) Oppsie doozle.
Mr. Krabs: What the barnacle just happened!
Ed Bighead: Sam must've accidentally pressed the train button.
Bev Bighead: We got to save him and Pam!
With the houseboat turning into a sub house by Sandy, they dove into the water and retrieve the sinking train as Pam engaged back into a boat with Trousers getting away.
Sam-I-Am: Okay. Well, that defiantly dropped us out of the top ten.
Squidward Tentacles: Sam, you just don't know how stupid you really are.
Back at Zookia, Hayzel starts the tour of Zookia with Jeremy on the driving treadmill of the vehicle.
Hayzel: Got a bit of good news. We've got you booked on the next cold air zeppelin back to Glurfsburg. Only three layovers.
Guy-Am-I: Well, it'll be good to be back home, huh? But maybe don't mention the whole everything we just experienced thing to your mom.
E.B. Weebie: Look. Big Glen! Can we stay a little longer, Guy? I really want to see the Zookian Aquatic Center. Says here they have diving pools and whirlpools and carpools, and eight different water slides. (showing the pictures of the book)
Guy-Am-I: They have stuff like that everywhere.
Hayzel: Not In Yookia. Their aquatic center is just a big dirty hole they fill with a hose.
E.B. Weebie: Guy. can we, please?
Guy-Am-I: I'm sorry, E.B, but we gotta get you home to your mom safe, and I need to get back to work.
Hayzel: Oh, working man. What do you do for a living thing?
E.B. Weebie: He has his own shop. Guy's an inventor. He's really good.
Hayzel: An inventor, huh? (as she got Jeremy to stop and got him to drive elsewhere)
Guy-Am-I: Wait, where are we going?
Hayzel: Just a quick little detour. Something I think you'll want to see.
And soon enough, they arrived at Zook Institute of Technology.
Guy-Am-I: Oh, my.
Hayzel: Welcome to the Zook Institute of Technology. (as Jeremy collapsed in exhaustion) If I'm not mistaken, there's even a state of the art invention lab in there.
Guy-Am-I: State of the art?
Hayzel: The statist. We've got five hours until your float leaves. Want to take a tour?
E.B. Weebie: Of course he wants to.
Wally Walrus: Well then, why don't we? There's no rush leaving Zookia. If SpongeBob, Rocko and the others ever turn up, we'll be ready to leave then. (as Guy begins to think)
Meanwhile, SpongeBob, Rocko and their group, Pam was upset at her son that Trousers has gotten away.
Sam-I-Am: Nothing against Roberta and Pedro, seriously, but Andrea and Dylan just have a certain je ne sais quio. They're the best in the biz, until we take 'em down......
As he was going to the detail, Pam was very upset for messing this assignment up.
Sam-I-Am: Lunch break! And I know what Mom's cooking up. A little G.E and H. Can I get a amen from the choir? Green eggs and ham would be beyond sick on the buoy.
Pam-I-Am: We're not having lunch, Sam.
Sam-I-Am: Then what's going on? Trousers is getting away with the Moo-Lacka-Moo.
Pam-I-Am: Exactly, he keeps getting away, so I need you to get on this houseboat with your friends. And if it runs out of gas, take this flare gun. (gives it to Sam) Once I leave, fire it into the air, and a rescue boat will pick you up.
Sam-I-Am: I don't understand, Mom. You said I could come.
Pam-I-Am: I said you could come as long as you didn't get in the way.
Sam-I-Am: And?
Pam-I-Am: You turned my boat into a train.
SpongeBob SquarePants: I think we'd better keep out of this conversation.
Filburt Shellbach: I'm with you, SpongeBob.
Sam-I-Am: Okay. Fair critique, but I'll get better. Every mistake is a chance to learn and grow, right?
Pam-I-Am: There's no time for learning, Sam. If I blow this mission, I'm out in the cold. And I can't do my job if I have to keep one eye on you all the time to make sure you don't accidentally blow up my boat.
Sam-I-Am: Mom, come on, I'm not gonna blow up-
Pam-I-Am: (stops him from pressing the self destruct button) Sam! Uh..
Sam-I-Am: Not really sure why you even have that button.
Pam-I-Am: Look, It's been really nice spending this time with you and being, you know.
Sam-I-Am: Admired for the unbelievably mega cool super spy that you are?
Pam-I-Am: Appreciate it, but its time for you to go home, your friends will keep you safe.
Sam-I-Am: I'll be good, Mom. I swear. I'll just sit quietly. You won't even hear a peep out of me. (zips his lips)
Pam-I-Am: Sam...
Sam-I-Am: (unzips) But you need me to watch your back.
Pam-I-Am: No, Sam, I don't. I've been working alone for twenty years. I don't need anyone looking out for me.
Narrator: And Sam had a thought, one he hoped wasn't true, that with him, his mom wanted nothing to do.
Pam-I-Am: I'm sorry, Sam, I didn't...
Sam-I-Am: Totally! No. No worries. I get it. I'm outie, like a belly button. (joins SpongeBob, Rocko and their friends on the houseboat) You handle the MLM, I'll handle the HB chill sesh. Divide and conquer.
Pam-I-Am: I'll give you a call in Glurfsburg when things are a little less.... Goodbye, Sam. (as she takes off to go after Trousers)
Sam-I-Am: Bye, Mom. (shoots the gun as the flair sys "Flair!") Oh! "Flair" gun. (starts to think) Guys, we have to go help my mom!
Rocko Rama: But, Sam, you heard your mum.
Sam-I-Am: I know, Rocko, but she needs our help wether she likes it or not. So who's with me?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Of course we're with ya, Sam!
Heffer Wolfe: (sees something in the water) And we'd better do it fast! Look!
Patrick Star: (notices it to) Oh, look! Dolphins!
Karen Plankton: I hate to break it to you, Patrick. But those aren't dolphins, they're dolphacudas, half dolphins and barracudas, they're vicious fresh water mammal hybrids!
Sam-I-Am: We'd better go quick!
Filburt Shellbach: (tries to turn on the engine with the case panel says empty) Oh, Fishsticks!
Mr. Krabs: We're doomed!
French Narrator: Back in Zookia Later...
Elsewhere, back in the Zook Institute of Technology, Hayzel was giving a tour of the place.
Hayzel: The Zook Institute of Technology. ZIT has got labs and facilities for all kinds of science, engineering and-
E.B. Weebie: Nerd staff?
Hayzel: Exactly.
Guy-Am-I: This that the triple sling jigger?
Hayzel: Sure is. The newest model, just came off the factory floor.
Guy-Am-I: The five fingered fire flinger! I've seen it in actually successful inventors magazine. It can't be! The Whizzoktek Advanced gear 5.0? I thought it was still just a prototype!
Hayzel: Oh. we have a great relationship with the folks over at Whizzoktek. They gave us an early peek. (seeing the door to Z.I.T. Invention Lab) Would you care to try it out, Guy? Do a little inventing in our lab?
Guy-Am-I: You know what? Sure, I'll give it a shot.
Hayzel: Fantastic. (pressed the button as the door opens for Guy) Welcome to inventor heaven.
Sylvester: Sufferin Succotash! Look at all the inventions in this lab!
Smedley: I see some very useful stuff.
Wally Walrus: And others for gags.
Marvin the Martian: Do you think the folk at the Acme factory would want one of these? It would be lovely, just lovely!
Elmer Fudd: It's wowth twy. (to Guy-Am-I) Hey, Guy, wet's see you make an invention? (chuckles as one of the inventors gave a high-five with the high-five hardhats)
With Guy chuckles with delight, he got started making an invention of his own.
Guy-Am-I: Don't explode, don't explode, don't explode! (as he continued endlessly until he's finally finished) And done. I didn't know there'd be an audience.
E.B. Weebie: Tell them what it is, Guy.
Woody Woodpecker: Because it looks like some giant fly swatter.
Bugs Bunny: Or a paddle for game of Pickle.
Guy-Am-I: Okay. In trying to win your battle with the Yooks, I noticed you keep building bigger and bigger weapons. But what if, instead, you build an anti weapon? Allow me to present the Jigger Rock Swat 'Em.
Smedley: (with a big silence and crickets being heard) This is awkward!
E.B. Weebie: How about a demonstration? One volunteer, coming right up. (as she brought Jeremy)
So with that, Guy got Jeremy to try out the device and it was a success amongst the Zookians. With the anti weapon as a success, the other scientists place a high five hardhat on him as he gave them a high five)
Dookess of Zookia: Remarkable. Simply remarkable.
E.B. Weebie: Hey, you're from that movie. The grand lady from that movie.
Dookess of Zookia: Close, very close. Kind of. I am the Dookess of Zookia, and I must say, Mr. Am I, I and simply blown away by your invention.
Guy-Am-I: (as his invention exploded) I'm so sorry, Dookess. I'll pay for all the damage.
Dookess of Zookia: Please, there is no need for that. You see, I think you're onto something. Zookia has been too focused on taking the battle to the Yooks, when our priory should be protecting ourselves. So please, stay a few days. Keep working here at the lab and see what you come up with.
Guy-Am-I: I'm flattered, but no. I had to get home and provide for my family.
Dookess of Zookia: We'll be happy to pay for your time, of course. The nation of Zookis greatly values inventionation.
E.B. Weebie: Do it, Dude. We need the scratch. Plus, I'm dying for a vacay.
Marvin the Martian: I believe if we do stay here, we might get some intel about this nation and why is it going to war with the other nation.
Wally Walrus: He's right you know.
Guy-Am-I: Hmm. I.. will have to call your mother, but, uh, sure. We can probably stay for a few days.
Dookess o Zookia: Wonderful! I'll start arranging your accommodations immediately.
E.B. Weebie: Yes! Free vacay! Whoo!
Guy-Am-I: Free vacay! (as the other scientists cheered for him and gets lifted)
Narrator: There's nothing quite like it, support from the fam, but Pam's riding solo since she ditched her son, Sam.
Meanwhile, Pam was talking to herself and driving the boat at the same time.
Pam-I-Am: Come on. You did the right thing, Pammy. The kid was a distraction. He was screwing things up, his friends will take him home. (as he sees the flair in the distance) See, they're fine. Better this way. He'll be home safe, and you can focus on the mission. I don't need anyone to watch my back.
But when Pam sees the heart shape mark by Sam, she starts to think about him when a crash was hit by a trap and a mechanical fist damaged her boat and causing it to sink.
Philip Trousers: Don't you like my three hole punch? Get it? Three holes? Punching?
Pam-I-Am: Very clever Phillip.
Philip Trousers: Thanks, I thought so.
Pam-I-Am: But I'll get out of this scrape just like I always do, and I'll get back that Moo-Lacka-Moo!
Philip Trousers: Oh, I wouldn't be so confident. You see, this isn't just any patch of ocean. (drops the olive poker as a dolphacuda ate it) This is Dolphacuda territory. I really must be going now, Pam. It's getting close to dinnertime and it seems the main course is... What is it?
Pam-I-Am: You?
Philip Trousers: What? Me? why would I be the main course?
Pam-I-Am: No, I mean, you referring to me. like I'm the main course.
Philip Trousers: Oh, right.
Pam-I-Am: You don't understand, do you?
Philip Trousers: I really don't. Ta-ta, Pam. (as he takes off on her with the dolphacudas closing in surrounding her)
Narrator: Pam's boat is half sunk, and the cud's are vicious, and the gossip among them is Pam looks delicious. Seems like they'll make her their next bedtime snack. Shame she's got no one here watching her back.
Suddenly, the dolphacuda was about to strike at Pam.
Three Days of the Mom-dor[]
Soon, there was another interview as Bugs Bunny explains of what happens next.
Cameraman: So, Bugs, while your group stayed in Zookia to find clues about this war, what happen to Pam-I-Am during her mission for Yookia?
Bugs Bunny: Maybe this next scene will help fill it in, Doc.
Wally Walrus: (offscreen) The next scene is ready, Bugs!
Bugs Bunny: Okay, Wally! Roll film!
As the scene continues, Pam was about to be eaten by a dolphacuda, she sees a pink flare that was fire over her as the dolphacudas as they bicker for it.
Narrator: After Trousers punched holes in her boat, Pam's having a hard time staying afloat. And with those things out there, the danger is double. There's no use in denying, Pam's in really...
Pam-I-Am: Big trouble.
The boat then completely sinks, leaving Pam in the water hopelessly. Just as the half dolphacudas attack, an explosion encountered as Pam looked and saw that the dolphacudas are seeing the pink flare.
Sam-I-Am: That's right, you filthy sea rats! Keep swimming!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Keep up the fireworks, Rocko!
Rocko Rama: What do you think I'm doing, SpongeBob?
Pam-I-Am: Sam?
Sam-I-Am: (with the Whos rowing the boat) All right, boys. Power ten in two. One, two. Porter, you're late at the catch. Sloan, legs. Hurry, before they come back. (as she got onboard)
Pam-I-Am: You came back for me, you all did.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Of course we came back, Pam, we never abandon each other.
Sam-I-Am: Yep. No worried.
Pam-I-Am: Look, Sam, about before.
Sam-I-Am: No need to mention it. Now, I'll let you get back to completing your solo mission.
Pam-I-Am: Sam...
Sam-I-Am: I don't wanna get in the way and mess things up for you. I'll just mosey on back to Glurfsburg...
Pam-I-Am: Sam. please don't think that way
Sam-I-Am:...motherless, as always.
Porter: Why is it so hard for people to just express their true feelings instead of playing games with each other?
Sloan: Really, Porter? You want to do this now?
Heffer Wolfe: Hey, you Whos! No arguments! Let us continue on conversation.
Porter and Sloan: Sorry!
Pam-I-Am: No, Sam. you and your friends are coming with me.
Sam-I-Am: No one to nurture me. Uh, to the what? to the OMG!
Pam-I-Am: But only because you know too much. If the Zooks capture you, they'd break you faster than a green egg on a concrete sidewalk. I'm bringing you along because I have to. It's a necessary evil.
Sam-I-Am: Whoo hoo! I am necessary! (as the scene cuts to the hotel room) This is so exciting! I love living the spy life with my mom!
Pam-I-Am: What are you doing? This is a stake out. Sam, if you're going to be a spy..
Sam-I-Am: Yes.
Pam-I-Am: ...you need to act like one. You've got to be calm, quiet, almost completely invisible. Way less you, way more me.
Patrick Star: I don't get it.
Filburt Shellbach: What Pam means, Patrick, is we have to follow Pam's lead to act like her as a spy.
Pam-I-Am: Exactly. Thank you, Filburt.
Sam-I-Am: Got it! (imitates a robot) Totally like you. (clicks and winks)
Pam-I-Am: We'll work on it..
With one look through the spy binoculars, she spotted Trousers at the swimming area with her partner Marilyn Blouse.
Pam-I-Am: Hello, Trousers.
Narrator: It's Pam's spy rival, Philip Trousers in the house. And over there, the lovely Miss Marilyn Blouse. (with the identifications shown on each of them while Blouse gives a drink to Trousers as he drinks)
Sam-I-Am: Spying is so much fun!
Pam-I-Am: Sam!
Sam-I-Am: Right right. Less me, more you. WWMMD., What would my mom do. What would my mom do. She'd be super serious. Almost like a robot. (imitating a robot) I am Pam. I am a spy. Bleep blorp.
Pam-I-Am: I do not sound like that.
Sam-I-Am: (still acting like a robot) Yes, you do.
Squidward Tentacles: That's why I nickname him Sam the Stupid. (chuckles and snorts)
Pam-I-Am: (looks closer at Trousers with x-ray vision on the paper umbrella saying "Fancy Party Tonight" "Dress Formal") I knew it. It's an invitation for a party tonight. (as the inscriptions says "Flight Leaves Tonight!!" "Bring Moo-Moo") Bring Moo moo?
Sam-I-Am: On it!
Pam-I-Am: That can't be right. Wait a minute. (seeing the correct inscription saying "Moo-Lacka-Moo") That's where we'll get the Moo-Lacka-Moo.
Sam-I-Am: Party excellent. Robots love pigs in a blankie. (as Pam sighs in annoyance)
Squidward Tentacles: I rest my case.
In Zookia, Guy was desperate to earn the Dookess' approval while E.B. comes to see him.
Narrator: Meanwhile in Zookia, Guy's feeling super stressed. He's got only one shot to leave the Dookess impressed.
E.B. Weebie: Guy? Guy? Guy! Relax.
Guy-Am-I: I can't, E.B, This is a huge opportunity for our whole family.
E.B. Weebie: Dude, and your totally blowing it. This boring lab is like the most fun place in the world just for you. Why don't you go play?
Guy-Am-I: (as E.B. made the flying machine model takes off as he chuckles) You're right, E.B.
E.B. Weebie: Speaking of fun, I thought I might do a little exploring on my own today?
Guy-Am-I: I don't know. As long as you promise me to follow our three rules for sightseeing in a foreign country.
Smedley: It's not that Guy doesn't trust you to look after yourself, he just wants you to be safe for your mama's sake.
E.B. Weebie: Back before dark, no street meat, and absolutely no timeshare presentations.
Guy-Am-I: Great, but stay away from the wall, and before you go, (brings out something for her) every explorer needs a way to navigate home.
E.B. Weebie: Oh! Guy, you got me a funpass? I love it! Thank you, Guy. (runs out) Be back soon!
Guy-Am-I: Remember to stay clear of the.... (as she's gone out of sight) ....wall.
Wally Walrus: Stop your worrying, Guy, you only got me, Buzz and Smedley to help you out with your anti-weapon.
Buzz Buzzard: So what's the big idea for worrying about? You'd only got us for your support.
Smedley: We could send in Bugs, Daffy and the others to keep an eye on her if you want. Besides, we could just send Splinter, Knothead, Chilly Willy, Chilly Lily, Clyde and Sylvester Junior to play with her.
Guy-Am-I: That would be great, thanks.
Woody Woodpecker: Okay, kiddies, have fun!
Splinter: We will.
Knothead: You can count on us, Uncle Woody.
Bugs Bunny: Be sure to stay close to E.B., Clyde.
Clyde Bunny: Sure thing, Uncle Bugs.
Sylvester Junior: Father, are you sure that we'll be back in one piece?
Sylvester: You'll be fine, Junior, no son of mine is gonna stay in the lab to be board.
So, off the kids goes to the wall with Bugs, Daffy and the others tagging along.
E.B. Weebie: Zookia, here we come. (as they head outside and follows her funpass)
As they go out to have fun, they came to a carnival where E.B. receives a butter side down balloon as it turned butter side up and the clown pops it and accidentally let's go of the balloons. Next, they've gone to the play grown, the butter side down café. But once E.B. spreads her toast upward, the alarm was on as the crowd gasped and the royal Zook Guard turned the toast downward.
E.B. Weebie: Right. Butter side down.
Sylvester Junior: This is awkward. (as he drives off)
Then, they set out on the trolley as E.B. did some picture taking with the young group of Bugs, Daffy, Woody and the gang.
Once they came to the wall, the funpass tells E.B. to stop and go back.
Narrator: Don't go that way. The funpass says no. (as she looks back) But E.B's so curious, she just has to go.
Sylvester Junior: E.B., you're not thinking of going to the other side, are you?
Knothead: S.J.'s right, E.B., Guy says to stay clear of the wall.
E.B. Weebie: Hey, come on, guys, what kind of harm will we get into? Besides, I want to see the other side of that wall.
Sylvester Junior: I have a bad feeling about this! (prepares his paper bag)
Daffy Duck: Should we go after the kids?
Bugs Bunny: Nah, let's just watch and see what happens. And if Guy asks, we did not get involved on the other side of the way.
So, they hike all the way to the wall, they took a quick look at posters and graffiti's about the Dookess, butter side down and "Yooks Are Evil" with prohibited butter side up until they reached the end of the wall.
Narrator: Finally, the wall we've heard so much about, constructed to keep those evil Yooks out. Built higher and higher, year after year, it practically reaches the stratosphere.
Splinter: I sure hope we don't get caught by Uncle Woody or Aunt Winnie for this.
Sylvester Junior: (with a bag covering his face) Or my father.
Clyde Bunny: I just hope Uncle Bugs won't be too mad at us for this.
As they suddenly avoid the Zook guards from marching, E.B. then notice a squali hiding in the bushes.
E.B. Weebie: Hi, little squali. Come here, Girl. It's okay. I won't hurt you. (as it comes a bit closer) That's it. Come on. (as she pets her) You're a sweet little squali. (as it snatches her funpass) Hey! Come on!
Narrator: The wall is forbidden, off limits, taboo! But Guy's gift is special. What's E.B to do?
E.B. Weebie: Alright, guys, we're about to go Pam on this wall.
And so, they proceed to climb the wall that borders Yookia.
Back in Yookia, Sam, Pam, SpongeBob, Rocko and their friends were on Trousers' trail while scuba diving with duck hats and Sam quacking a bit.
Pam-I-Am: The Moo-Lacka-Moo. Let's go!
Once they follow him in stealth, Pam notices Sam, SpongeBob and his friends in some silly disguises,
Pam-I-Am: What are you guys wearing?
Sam-I-Am: A disguise from my con man days or con woman says. Dr. Linda Schwartz, licensed marriage and family therapist. LMFT!
Pam-I-Am: Sam...
Sam-I-Am: Linda.
Pam-I-Am: And what are you guys dressed as?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Rich people.
Patrick Star: For one of those fancy parties.
Pam-I-Am: You've got to be kidding me!
Rocko Rama: Sorry, Pam, it's the only costumes Filburt could find in his shell.
Filburt Shellbach: It was either rich people or security guards.
Ed Bighead: I just know we're gonna regret this.
Pam-I-Am: A spy like me needs to be inconspicuous. We need to lend in, not sick out like whatever this is. I'll get the Moo-Lacka-Moo. You and the others stay right here. And remember, be inconspicuous.
Sam-I-Am: Got it.
Mr. Krabs: With all the rich people, I'd get to sell some trinkets from Nicktropolis!
Bev Bighead: Let's act natural so no one would know we're in disguise.
Filburt Shellbach: Oh, boy.
With that, the disguised group heads to party only to be greeted by the receptionist.
Receptionist: Name?
Pam-I-Am: Bumblebum, Bonnie Bumblebum.
Receptionist: I'm afraid I don't see a Bumblebum.
Pam-I-Am: Really? Are you sure?
Receptionist: Of course, I'm sure.
Pam-I-Am: Look closer. (as the security guard snares at her)
Sam-I-Am: There you are, Mrs. Bumblebum.
Receptionist: Are you the caterer?
Sam-I-Am: No, no I'm here for the event. It's under Schwartz. (as she looks on the list)
Pam-I-Am: What are you doing? Just let me karate chop them.
Sam-I-Am: I got this.
Pam-I-Am: This isn't inconspicuous.
Receptionist: I don't see a Schwartz.
Sam-I-Am: (brings out the book with his wig) Will this do? (shows the title "I do's & I don'ts" and turns to the back saying "Dr. Linda Schwartz: award winning author self - help guru")
Receptionist: Dr. Linda Schwartz?
Sam-I-Am: Please, call me "Doctor".
Squidward Tentacles: His con jobs are okay for once, don't you think?
Squidina Star: Shh.
Receptionist: You saved my marriage! Isn't that right, Darling?
Guard: (as he came beside her) Your book has been so instrumental in facilitating out matrimonial wellbeing. I would hear her, but I wasn't really listening.
Receptionist: Please, go right in doctor.
Sam-I-Am: (as the guard lets him in) Thank you.
Guard: No. Thank you, Doctor. (as he stops Pam, SpongeBob, Rocko and the others)
Sam-I-Am: They're with me. My latest patients. That lady most of all has a lot of issues. Come along, Mrs. Bumblebum. (as they walked right in)
Meanwhile, inside the ballroom, Trousers was on the lookout for any spies when Marilyn Blouse came to see him.
Marilyn Blouse: Has the eagle landed?
Philip Trousers: What eagle? Where?
Marilyn Blouse: I said has the eagle landed?
Philip Trousers: And I said, what eagle? Where? I don't see it. (as Marilyn sighed in annoyed)
Narrator: Looks like we got fooled by their made-up flirtation. Turns out Blouse is the brains for the operation.
Marilyn Blouse: Did you bring the Moo-Lacka-Moo?
Philip Trousers: (while eating some snacks) Do I look stupid to you?
Sam-I-Am: (as he and the group got inside) Wow! (seeing a whole lot of fizzy pops) I knew Linda would be a mom worthy spy disguise.
Pam-I-Am: Shh. There they are.
Sam-I-Am: Are those the bad guys?
Pam-I-Am: Cool it. You're blowing our cover.
Sam-I-Am: No way. I put the neato in incognito.
But as Sam takes a glass for a drink from the tower of fizzy pop, the tower collapse which brought the attention to Trousers and Marilyn.
Philip Trousers: It's Pam. And the worst fashion victim I ever seen.
Marilyn Blouse: Let's go. (as they took off)
Pam-I-Am: They're on the move. (snatched Sam while he drinks)
SpongeBob SquarePants: We gotta stop them!
Marilyn Blouse: In here!
Philip Trousers: But I have to get another look at those hideous heels. It's a true crime of fashion.
Marilyn Blouse: (drags him inside the room) This way! (closed the door)
Pam-I-Am: (as they got inside seeing the room is empty) They're gone. Wonderful.
Sam-I-Am: So, pigs in a blankie?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Barnacles! How're we gonna find out which way they went!?
Rocko Rama: I'd might have an idea, SpongeBob, follow me.
With no time to lose, Rocko lead the others where else Trousers and Blouse are.
Back in Zookia, E.B.'s funpass has been taken by a squail as she and the kids followed it.
E.B. Weebie: Come back with my funpass! Stupid squail. Gotcha! Wait that's not an acorn dummy. It's a... solid metal funpass.
Splinter: And since when do these birds collect them? It's not even food!
Sylvester Junior: Those chicks look so cute though.
E.B. Weebie: (as the mother Squail slams down the funpass as she and her babies walked away) Wow, Squails, honestly pretty rude. (seeing the Zook guards marching) You got this, Elanabeth.
Narrator: No no I can't watch! But I have to, it's my job. Oh, the sheer ambivalence. (as E.B. makes it to the wall) Whew, she made it. That was too much for me. I need to lie down. (as E.B. gets her funpass back)
Just then, she was startled when someone spooked her.
Male Voice: (offscreen) Hey.
E.B. Weebie: I'm sorry. I know I should' be up here.
Looka Ba-Dooka: Don't sweat it, our people don't want us up here because they're afraid. That's why they got all their rules. Good thing I don't play by them.
Just as E.B. took one quick look at Looka, she begins to notice how handsome he is.
Knothead: Same here. (nudging E.B. and winks at her)
E.B. Weebie: Yeah. Me neither. I make my own rules, which I oftentimes don't play by.
Looka Ba-Dooka: I only have one rule, break the rules.
E.B. Weebie: Oh, that's one more rule than I have,
Looka Ba-Dooka: You know, there's a bit of space up here if you decide completely on your own that you want to sit here.
E.B. Weebie: Cool. That was something I was going to do anyway.
Looka Ba-Dooka: Cool. I'm Looka.
E.B. Weebie: Elanabeth. E.B. (as they thumb up each other)
Looka Ba-Dooka: So, what brings you up here E.B?
E.B. Weebie: A squail took my funpass. It's shaped like an acorn. How about you?
Looka Ba-Dooka: Just reading a book of poem. It's called Poems,'
E.B. Weebie: Verse. I can dig it. What are they about?
Looka Ba-Dooka: What are they about? I, um... I actually have no idea.
E.B. Weebie: Alright. Let me take a crack at it. Two roads. Man, this guy's indecisive. Just pick one.
Just as they got well acquainted, the other young group decided to give them some alone time and keep watch on them.
A while later back in Yookia, Pam was upset that her son for botching the assignment.
Pam-I-Am: That wasn't very me. Rationally a spy sneaks up on her mark, rather than loudly announcing herself to the room. Let's focus, Sam, less you, more me.
Sam-I-Am: Right right. Be more like Mom.
Pam-I-Am: There has to be a secret passageway around here. Look for anything suspicious.
Patrick Star: Copy that, Pam.
Heffer Wolfe: Let's look for it.
Once they all searched the place, Sam notices a very suspicious statue.
Sam-I-Am: This guy looks suspicious. Maybe if we move the statue, it'll open the secret passageway.
Pam-I-Am: You've been watching too many movies. That would be too obvious.
SpongeBob SquarePants: You'll see that most movies will be put to good use, Pam.
Sam-I-Am: Alright, alright. Think, Sam. (accidentally knocked the statue revealing a red button) What looks suspicious. What would mom do? WWMMB? (accidentally pressed the button revealing the stairway that made Pam tumble down) More like you! (tumbles down to follow her)
Mr. Krabs: Wait a minute, maybe he's onto something.
SpongeBob SquarePants: And you said he was watching too many movies, I guess there's a whole lot more to be a spy than being someone you're not.
So, with that, the group follows Sam and Pam downstairs to the secret passage.
Elsewhere, E.B. was having a nice conversation with Looka.
Narrator: These two played it cool, but they ended up smitten, as romantic as any love poem that's been written.
E.B. Weebie: These poems suck.
Looka Ba-Dooka: Totally. These guys always come up with some contrived way to make their rhymes work.
E.B. Weebie: Pfft. Yeah. Rhyming's for babies.
Narrator: OH! Why the nerve of these two! Poems aren't for babies! My rhymes are never contrived because I have.... rabies. Oh God, the kid's right.
Looka Ba-Dooka: Hey, you hungry? I have toast.
E.B. Weebie: Sure, as long as you butter it on the right side.
Looka Ba-Dooka: There's only one way to do it. Butter side up.
Suddenly, the flashbacks occurred from the moment they met the Dookess of Zookia with flames bursting.
Dookess of Zookia: (flashback) Keep your spirits up and your butter down.
Guy-Am-I: (flashback) Stay away from the wall.
Looka Ba-Dooka: Here you go.
E.B. Weebie: Oh. It's getting late. I better get back nice chatting with you. I'm cool. I'm cool. (as she climbs down)
Looka Ba-Dooka: Wait, you're going down the Zook side.
E.B. Weebie: Right, other way.
So, with that, E.B. races back to the town of Zookia with Looka not looking at the young group with E.B. guides her.
French Narrator: Meanwhile back in Yookia...
Back at Yookia, Pam has found the briefcase that contains the Moo-Lacka-Moo where Trousers and Blouse are getting ready to leave in the plane.
Pam-I-Am: (seeing through the binoculars) The briefcase. That's the Moo-Lacka-Moo.
Sam-I-Am: Then it's go-lacka-go time.
Pam-I-Am: Sam. no.
SpongeBob SquarePants: We're going in!
Patrick Star: Come on, fellas.
Rocko Rama: We're going in.
Heffer Wolfe: To get that Moo-Lacka-Moo.
Filburt Shellbach: From Trouser!
Sam-I-Am: Pam-I-Am is single minded in her pursuit of the objective.
Pam-I-Am: Yes, but I'm discreet. You're going to blow our cover.
Sam-I-Am: Wow, being you is so complicated.
Marilyn Blouse: (sees the heroes coming towards them) Philip, start the plane!
Philip Trousers: I'm sorry, what now?
Marilyn Blouse: Take off, you daft smuntz!
Philip Trousers: Right. um.. which button?
Marilyn Blouse: There is only one button! (pressed the only button)
With the mechanical hands spinning the propeller, the plane gets ready to take off when Sam, SpongeBob, Patrick, Rocko, Heffer and Filburt got on the plane.
Philip Trousers: (looking at his wrist mirror) Couldn't design a smoother launch system, Blouse.
Sam-I-Am: I need to get that Moo-Lacka-Moo out of this. (seeing the lock) Oh. (to his friends) Guys, a little help?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Coming, Sam!
While Sam, SpongeBob and Rocko tried to figure out the lock, Blouse begins to activate the code "Code Trousers Won't Forget:" as she pressed "1" as it accepted it and the hanger door is ready to open.
Pam-I-Am: Not so fast, Blouse. Shut that door.
Marilyn Blouse: Gladly, with this dainty wristwatch I designed. It's so very handy.
Pam-I-Am: (as she dodged the mechanical hand from it) Your zingers are legit. Let's dance, Marilyn.
They began fighting for that briefcase, SpongeBob, Patrick, Rocko, Heffer and Filburt are having trouble with Sam.
Filburt Shellbach: How's it coming, Pam?!
Pam-I-Am: (still fighting off Blouse) Do I have to answer?!
With their fight to go on, the two fighters were at the entrance to the hangar as Blouse got shocked with the wristwatch on the electricity as the plane is about to launch on the sling.
Pam-I-Am: No more games Blouse. Close the hangar now.
Marilyn Blouse: Alright. (secretly type the code for her elevator escape with the computer executing: escape plan with the pie hit Pam in the face)
Pam-I-Am: Flizzabajibbit.
Marilyn Blouse: (reached the elevator) Tata, Pam-I-Am!
Just as Blouse escaped on the elevator, Sam revealed that they got the device back.
Pam-I-Am: Son of a yip.
Sam-I-Am: Language. (holds up a familiar device) Looking for this?
Pam-I-Am: Sam, you did it. How did you?
Sam-I-Am: It was locked up pretty tight there in that compartment, but I just thought, what would Mom do? She'd find a way to pick that lock and get the Moo-Lacka-Moo. And then I remembered I had this. Bobby pin for the win. Objective secured. Looks like I've mastered the way of the Pam.
Pam-I-Am: No, you only had that bobby pin because, for reasons I will never understand, you decided to disguise yourself as a middle-aged woman.
Sam-I-Am: I prefer the term mature.
Pam-I-Am: What I'm saying is, this team doesn't need another Pam. It needs a Sam. or Dr. Linda Schwartz, whoever you want to be. We're at our best with you being you.
Sam-I-Am: Well, Mom, I'm afraid we're out of time for today. but Dr. Linda thinks we've made some really great strides.
Rocko Rama: I for one never doubted that there's more to being spies, it's our true selves.
Pam-I-Am: Wow I never thought about that.
SpongeBob SquarePants: You're right, Rocko, it's like that one time where Mr. Krabs sends us to spy on Plankton as spies.
Patrick Star: That was fun.
Back in Zookia, E.B. was getting Guy's attention and is about to inform him about the bad news.
E.B. Weebie: Guy! Something crazy just happened.
Guy-Am-I: There she is, the girl of the hour.
E.B. Weebie: Listen, I just- What are you wearing?
Guy-Am-I: You were right. I just needed to cut loose.
E.B. Weebie: That's great, Guy, but...
Guy-Am-I: I couldn't have done it without you, Kiddo. (hugging her) After I lost the shop, I really didn't know if I'd be able to face inventing again, but you believed in me. And It makes my work that much better knowing I'm helping protect this wonderful country from those evil Yooks. But how was your day? Tell me all about Zookia.
E.B. Weebie: It was.. great. Really great.
Guy-Am-I: It really is wonderful here, isn't it? (opens the fridge full of butters) And I talked to your mom. She's cool with us staying a little longer, especially if it'll give us the money we need to reopen the inventionarium. (spreading a butter on his toast butter side down)
E.B. Weebie: Yeah.
Guy-Am-I: I hope you're hungry. I made toast, butter side down.
Narrator: Now that Guy's found his purpose amongst the Zook nation, how can E.B share her doubts and vexation?
E.B. Weebie: (reading the poem book in bead) And leaves no step had trodden black.. I doubted if I should ever come back. (noticed Fludzner's guide to Zookia as she opens the book seeing Yookia on the other side of Zookia) What's over there?
Guy-Am-I: (flashback) Those evil yooks.
Looka Ba-Dooka: (flashback) There's only one way to do it.
Narrator: Before she calls out her stepdad's new friends, E.B needs to see things through a different lens.
So as E.B. gathered her spare clothes and sneaks out of her room, she didn't realized she left the books on her bed with the page of the open book saying "and remember... Yookia is... Dangerous!".
French Narrator: Back with Sam-I-Am, SpongeBob, Rocko and company later...
Meanwhile back in Yookia, Sam and the others begin to open the briefcase that they got.
Pam-I-Am: You do the honors. You've earned it.
Sam-I-Am: (as he excitedly opened the briefcase) Wow. There it is. The-Moo-Lacka-Moo.
Pam-I-Am: (as a tape recorder extends out of nowhere) Whoa, wait.
Rocko Rama: What is it, Pam?
Philip Trousers: (through the recorder as it plays) If you're listening to this tape, you've done well, but not well enough. You're a formidable foe, Pam I Am, so I've taken certain precautions, just in case you were able to keep up with me and my girl, Blouse.
Pam-I-Am: It's a ringer.
Sam-I-Am: What?
Marilyn Blouse: (through the recorder as it plays) Don't call me your girl and this was my idea.
Philip Trousers: (through the recorder as it plays) Ta ta, Pam. Wait, how do you turn this off?
Marilyn Blouse: (through the recorder as it plays) There's only one button. (as it turns off)
Pam-I-Am: This isn't Moo-Lacka-Moo.
Sam-I-Am: What is it?
Pam-I-Am: It's Goo-Lacka-Goo. Highly dangerous. (as it absorbs the fire from the fireplace)
Sam-I-Am: What's it doing?
Pam-I-Am: It's attracted to heat, and now that it ate the fire, we're the hottest thing in the room.
Sam-I-Am: Why, thank you.
Pam-I-Am: Here boy! (as it attracts to the candles and tries to open the door) It's locked.
Sam-I-Am: (as the Goo-Lacka-Goo gets closer and he bangs the doors) Open up! Open up! Open up!
Pam-I-Am: Sam, less me, more you. (using the bobby pin)
Sam-I-Am: Hurry.
SpongeBob SquarePants: (as they opened the door and closed it) Phew! That was close!
Receptionist: Oh there you are. I was hoping you could sign my copy of I Do's and I Don'ts
Sam-I-Am: Of course. (as he signs it)
Receptionist: This is so exciting.
Pam-I-Am: Dr. Schwartz, we need to be moving on.
Sam-I-Am: Some free advice, time to leave the party! And remember Dr. Linda's daily I Do's.
Receptionist: I do conceive. I do believe. I do achieve. (as she gets caught by the Goo-Lacka-Goo as it follows)
Sam-I-Am: Sorry we didn't get the Moo-Lacka-Moo.
Pam-I-Am: We'll get them next time, kid. The good thing is nobody got hurt.
Just as SpongeBob got everyone out just in time, the Goo-Lacka-Goo absorbed the whole building as they cheered for him, and he caught up to his friends.
Back in Zookia, E.B. knew what it needs to be done as she left for Yookia with the children in Bugs, Daffy and Woody's group.
E.B. Weebie: (to herself) Sorry, Guy. (to her friends) Thanks for coming along with me.
Sylvester Junior: No problem, E.B., we couldn't let you to a Yookia alone.
Splinter: I hope Uncle Woody and Aunt Winnie can forgive us.
Soon, E.B. and the kids started climbing the tree. As they did, her funpass fell right out of her pockets and hits on a Zook guards.
Zook Guard: Freeze!
Just as E.B. saw that she had been caught, Sylvester Junior covers his head with a paper bag in fear.
To Yookia With Love[]
This next interview has E.B. and Looka in the hot seat as they explain what happens next.
E.B. Weebie: Well I've been caught by one of the Zook Guards.
Looka Ba-Dooka: But I'm pretty sure you have a way to get past him, right?
E.B. Weebie: I'd believe so since this chapter focus slowly on me. Roll film!
As the scene contiues, E.B. and the kids were caught by one of the Zook Guards at the wall.
Narrator: Ah, there's our heroes. SpongeBob, Rocko and their pals led by Pam and Sam you know who, back on the trail of the Moo-Lacka-Moo. I bet danger awaits a real roll of the dice. (as Pam activates the camouflage certain to hide from him) Oh come on! They're using a cloaking device. Well, forget about that. Let's check in with our friend, Guy. He needs this gizmo to work so that he can provide. (as he closed the door on him) Okay, we'll leave you alone. The door slam was a little harsh, is all I'm saying, but... I guess this isn't Sam's story and it ain't Guy neither. We'll hit pause on them, take a little breather, So that we can focus on the kids led by Dear Sweet E.B. whose life is in a great deal of jeopardy.
So once E.B. and the kids climbed on the wall, the Zook Guard spots them.
Zook Guard: Freeze! You are trespassing on the Zookian border wall!
E.B. Weebie: Durfle!
Clyde Bunny: Run! (as they ran and got spotted by Yook Guard)
Yook Guard: Freeze! You are trespassing on the Yookian border wall!
E.B. Weebie: Double durfle!
Knothead: Run for it!
Just as there was no escape for them, a pair of familiar hands grabbed the group as they duck down from getting spotted.
Looka Ba-Dooka: Shh. (whispering) They'll hear you. Stay down.
E.B. Weebie: You smell like pine cones.
Knothead: At least he doesn't look like one.
Yook Guard: Where did they go?
Zook Guard: Nice work, top spreader! You lost them!
Yook Guard: Because you got your light in my eyes, Down Butterer,
Zook Guard: You got your light in my eyes! Hello!
Looka Ba-Dooka: Now's our chance. Can you climb down the... (as they all climbed down the tree) Wow.. Okay.
E.B. Weebie: I'm sorry. Were you saying something?
Looka Ba-Dooka: (coming down to join them) We gotta get away from the wall. It's going to be crawling with patrol Yooks any minute.
E.B. Weebie: Wait, did you just say... Yooks.
Narrator: E.B and the kids're is over the wall. The land of the Yook. Over here, She'll be considered a cold blooded Zook. (as they hide from the Yook Guards)
Yook Guard: The Zooktruder must be here somewhere! Lock down the wall!
Narrator: Locked down? How will she get back to the other side? If Guy finds out she's gone, her fur will be fried.
Looka Ba-Dooka: You can relax now.
E.B. Weebie: Oh, right. As can you. At ease, sergeant.
Looka Ba-Dooka: (chuckles) So, who're you friends exactly?
E.B. Weebie: This is Splinter and Knothead, Chilly Willy and Chilly Lily, Clyde Bunny and Sylvester Junior.
Clyde Bunny: It's nice to meet you, Looka.
Splinter: We're all friends here.
Looka Ba-Dooka: (to E.B.) Are you alright? That was pretty scary up there.
E.B. Weebie: What are you kidding? I had 'em right where I wanted them. But thank you.
Looka Ba-Dooka: Always happy to help a fellow Yook.
E.B. Weebie: That's me. Yook head. Abso-yook-ly. Hundo percent Yook, just like, uh, this gentleman. The Unknown Yook.
Looka Ba-Dooka: Poor guy got slingshotted by a Zook. They say it was his last word. We should keep moving. Come on.
Narrator: (as Looka showed them around and E.B. noticed a butter side up poster) As E.B. and the kids looked around this new place called Yookia, she realized it's a heck of a lot like Zookia.
E.B. Weebie: It's not so different.
Looka Ba-Dooka: What?
E.B. Weebie: Evading the patrol with someone else. I usually run my operation solo.
Looka Ba-Dooka: Same.
Clyde Bunny: Wow! If only Uncle Bugs can see this place now.
Looka then notices that E.B. is not from around here, neither are Splinter and Knothead, Chilly Willy and Chilly Lily, Clyde or Sylvester Junior.
Looka Ba-Dooka: You guys aren't from around here are you?
E.B. Weebie: Why do you say that?
Looka Ba-Dooka: Well, you didn't know about the unknown Yook so your obviously new to town.
E.B. Weebie: Yes! Very new. I'm from Glurfsburg. We're here visiting for my stepdad's job. And our new friends are from other worlds.
Looka Ba-Dooka: Wait wait wait. You're from Glurfsburg? That's amazing!
E.B. Weebie: You clearly never been to Glurfsburg.
Looka Ba-Dooka: Well, I mean, I never been anywhere. I've always wanted to travel the world, you know, go on adventures. But my dad's work keeps us here in Yookia. You are so lucky. Has anything exciting happened on your trip so far?
With the kids giving E.B. and Looka some space, E.B. thinks of the dangers of the trip and in Zookia.
E.B. Weebie: Not really.
Sylvester Junior: (whispering to the others) Denial!
Looka Ba-Dooka: So where are you staying while you're here?
E.B. Weebie: Why do you ask?
Looka Ba-Dooka: Figured I should walk you home.
E.B. Weebie: Oh, that's really not necessary.
Looka Ba-Dooka: Come on. (as they hid behind the buttery fountain from the Patrol Yooks) I've been dealing with Patrol Yooks my whole life. I know all their maneuvers.
E.B. Weebie: Thanks, but I think I can take care of myself. I have sick stealth mode and night vision of a tabby.
Looka Ba-Dooka: Perfect. Then you can watch out for me. So, where to?
E.B. Weebie: I'm staying.... (as she begins to think of Zookia for a moment) Near the Aquatic Center.
Looka Ba-Dooka: Sure. I know where that is.
E.B. Weebie: Well, then let's get going. And try not to slow me and my friends down.
Looka Ba-Dooka: The Aquatic Center is that way.
E.B. Weebie: Must've gotten turned around. I did just move here from Glurfsburg, so...
Looka Ba-Dooka: Wonder what's happening there right now.
Narrator: E.B can't know the answer, but guess what? I can. Cause when you're narrating, continents you can span! It's call omniscience, son! Knowing all of the story! What's up? (as Michellee woke up and play a crossword puzzle while drinking tea) Michellee at home. This seems kind of boring. I bet it'll get good, though hold onto your lids! Wow, this is so lame. Quick, cut back to the kids!
While the kids are watching E.B. and Looka, they looked at the map to see where to spend the night.
Looka Ba-Dooka: So where to from here?
Knothead: (nudges E.B.) He's talking to you.
E.B. Weebie: I'm sorry?
Looka Ba-Dooka: You said you live near the aquatic center.
E.B. Weebie: That's the aquatic center, of course. And it is definitely not a dirty hole in the ground.
Looka Ba-Dooka: That's an odd compliment.
E.B. Weebie: Yeah, that's how we say nice things in Glurfsburg. For example, you are not a piece of walvark poop.
Looka Ba-Dooka: Uh, thank you. Want to go inside.
E.B. Weebie: Very much so. But isn't it closed?
Looka Ba-Dooka: (knocks the gate as the bar was loose) Very much so.
At the aquatic center, E.B. was in awe of this place once Looka turned it on with colors of lights and waters splashing.
E.B. Weebie: This is the most whimsilarating place ever!
Looka Ba-Dooka: And you only got to wait behind one person in line!
So with that, E.B. and Looka begin to have fun splashing each other. With that much fun, the kids from E.B.'s group had lost of friends from water slides, water billiards. Moments after having lots of fun, E.B. and Looka had hand to hand with each other as they see each other eye to eye.
Looka Ba-Dooka: Hey, um. E.B?
E.B. Weebie: Yes?
Looka Ba-Dooka: You are also not a piece of walvark poop.
E.B. Weebie: Thanks.
Looka Ba-Dooka: Don't you and your pals need to get home before you stepdad notices?
E.B. Weebie: I'm probably already grounded. Whatever's below grounded. Buried. So what else have I been missing here.
Soon, E.B., the kids and Looka arrived at what appears to be a museum.
E.B. Weebie: A museum?
Looka Ba-Dooka: This is my favorite place in all of Yooka. Come on.
Clyde Bunny: Cool!
E.B. Weebie: (seeing the skeleton after they got inside) Is that?
Looka Ba-Dooka: Very much so. Chickaraffus Rex. They used to roam this land, alongside, Large Rumped Gumps and Whizzled Nosed Fizzlers. Eventually, our ancestors made this our home. (seeing The Noble Yooks)
Knothead: Imagine bringing that dino-hybrid to life.
Splinter: E.B.! Look! (points at The Savage Zook)
E.B. Weebie: The savage Zook?
Narrator: Well, that's wrong, E.B thought. It's judgy and it's mean. If he knew she was Zookish, is that how she'd be seen?
Looka Ba-Dooka: You, okay?
Narrator: Will E.B risk losing him and come clean?
E.B. Weebie: Yeah. I just can't stand those Zooks. It really churns my stomach how they eat their toast butter side down.
Looka Ba-Dooka: Yeah right.
E.B. Weebie: I mean, can you imagine what Zookia is like? I've heard they're all super surly and extremely wamnakerous.
Looka Ba-Dooka: I don't know. I mean, I know that's what everyone says. Our parents, our teachers. But I can't help but wonder whether the Zooks say the same stuff about us. You know?
Narrator: The boy's not a Zookist. Well, that's a relief. Both sides aren't so different. They share that belief.
E.B. Weebie: Yeah. I wonder.
Looka Ba-Dooka: So they eat toast with butter on the bottom, so what? It's a little gross and they probably have butter all over their thumb pads, which makes their handshakes really greasy, but... It's not all that bad when you think about it.
E.B. Weebie: No, I guess not.
Looka Ba-Dooka: Please don't tell anybody I told you that. It could get me in a lot of trouble.
Sylvester Junior: You're secret is safe with us.
E.B. Weebie: We promise. (as they shake on it)
Later, they arrived at the Yookia's aquarium filled with jellyfish.
E.B. Weebie: Wow... Where would you go? If you could leave Yookia, get in a boat and sail anywhere, which anywhere would you choose?
Looka Ba-Dooka: Well, that's easy. Glurfsburg.
E.B. Weebie: Really? Why?
Looka Ba-Dooka: Because you could show me around.
E.B. Weebie: It be a really short tour.
Next, they come across an exhibit.
E.B. Weebie: What are they building?
Looka Ba-Dooka: No clue. It's been under construction forever.
E.B. Weebie: Let's check it out.
So, with that, they enter inside the exhibit and see the history of what used to be Ookia.
E.B. Weebie: Guys, look.
Sylvester Junior: Is this Ookia?
Knothead: But why does it look like that and not Yookia or Zookia?
Clyde Bunny: Let's read it and find out. (as they uncover the sheet)
Looka Ba-Dooka: Hundreds of years ago, before there was Yookia and Zookia, there was only Ookia. One happy nation where everyone got along.
E.B. Weebie: I wonder what happened.
Just then, they spotted two red broken pieces as they put it into the slot as the lights from the right side lit up. They check it out and saw an artwork of a Yook and a Zook.
Narrator: I know this one! Way back in the year forty-one-
Female Narrator: The story of the Ooks.
Narrator: ARGH! Why do other narrators get to have all the fun!
Female Narrator: In the year forty-one, at the Ookian castle, the first Dooka and Dookess had their first butter hastle. A typical spat, as siblings are want to do, but the spats just kept spatting. It grew and it grew 'til soon Dooka and Dookess got their own houses and spent all their time calling the other one louses. Just like salty butter, their anger it spreaded. Soon Ooks called for their neighbors to be debreaded. But that would not do, it would not do at all. So Dooka and Dookess built themselves a wall. Calm returned to the land. Finally peace had been brung, until the day the fateful first slinger was slung. Each one blamed the other, pouring gas on the fire. So both sides built the wall up highter and higher. What once was Ookia, one family united, is now Yookia and Zookia two factions divided.
Looka Ba-Dooka: How could they keep this from us?
E.B. Weebie: Looka. (placed her hand on his shoulder)
Looka Ba-Dooka: Everyone I've been told my whole life was a lie. The Zooks may have some crazy ideas about toast, but they're the same. We're all the same.
Narrator: Well, E.B and Looka have their minds blown, I bet Michellee's got a wild story of her own. (as the scene zips to Michellee shopping) And... She's buying some food to make herself lunch. But what comes next will be thrilling! I've just got a hunch! (as the scene reached Michellee arriving for her doctor's appointment) Nope, no, big reveal. No excitement here. It's the stranded checkup she gets every year. Let's just go back to Yookia. okay?
While the kids watch E.B. and Looka taking their walk, they began talking about which two people from each side would do together.
E.B. Weebie: You know if two people from each side just hung out for one night, I bet they'd get along great.
Looka Ba-Dooka: Totally.
E.B. Weebie: (sees a castle) Wow. That place looks sweet. How do we get inside? (as Looka brings out the key)
Once they got inside, they were amazed at what's inside.
E.B. Weebie: Whoa. This is your house? Looka, you're a crazy rich Yookian?
Looka Ba-Dooka: Did I not mention that? I'm pretty sure I mention that.
E.B. Weebie: Pretty sure you're defiantly did not. (noticed the painting of him and his parents and sees the difference) Are you yipping kidding me? Looka, you're a prince? (bows respectively) You're gloryness.
Looka Ba-Dooka: Technically, I'm the crown Dooka of Yookia, Cheif Yookeroo, Order of the Unburnt Toast 17th of his name, but my mom only calls me that when I'm in trouble. My dad is the Dooka of Yookia.
E.B. Weebie: Say what?
Clyde Bunny: (breaks the fourth wall) Try saying that 5 times fast.
Looka Ba-Dooka: (shows them around the painting) That's the count of Meltington. (seeing another painting) My cousin, the First Earl of Margarine. (as the sign on the bowl says "I Cannot Fathom 'Tis Not Butter")
Sylvester Junior: Just like I can't believe it's not butter.
E.B. Weebie: Who's this guy? (pointing at the painting on top of the door)
Looka Ba-Dooka: That's my grandmother.
E.B. Weebie: You go, Nana!
Dooka of Yookia: (on the phone as Looka opens the door) A Zook on our side of the wall. It's a national emergency! They don't send their best, they send the worst of the worst, down butterers, toast flippers, bread benders!
Looka Ba-Dooka: Uh dad? These are my friends E.B., Clyde, Sylvester Junior, Splinter and Knothead.
Dooka of Yookia: Shh! (whispeirng) Looka, not now. (talking on the phone) I don't care how many patrol Yooks it takes I want that Zook sneak found.
E.B. Weebie: We should.. uh.... We should get going.
Splinter: Yeah, we don't want Uncle Woody or Aunt Winnie worried about us.
Knothead: We don't want to cause your dad trouble either.
Looka Ba-Dooka: Guys, wait. Don't go just yet.
Dooka of Yookia: (on the phone) If you know where your bread is buttered, you'll find that Zook.
Once Looka escort them to the kitchen, they begin to have dinner with toast.
Looka Ba-Dooka: I couldn't let you guys go home hungry. Man, I am starving. I got so caught up, I didn't realized we've been out all night. Is your stepdad gonna be mad? Maybe he's still asleep and hasn't even noticed yet. If you're really quiet, I bet you could sneak right past and he won't even know. It's like you never left the house... Right?
E.B. Weebie: (begins to think and spreads her butter side up) Looka. I haven't been totally honest with you. I've been thinking a lot about what we saw at the museum and..... I have something to show you.
Narrator: And with that one simple gesture, something so small, Looka knew she and her friends came from the other side of the wall.
Dooka of Yookia: That's not good enough! I want the border sealed in the next 20 minutes.
Looka Ba-Dooka: (grabs E.B.) Come with me, Zooks.
E.B. Weebie: Looka, no!
Dooka of Yookia: I'm tired of your excuses.
E.B. Weebie: You don't have to do this.
Narrator: Oh no. This is awful. He's turning her in.
Dooka of Yookia: I'll toast your families, I'll butter you on every side, and in every nook and cranny. (hangs up the phone) Yes, Looka?
Narrator: Wait. Hold up. No he isn't' Looka for the win.
E.B. Weebie: Where are we going?
Looka Ba-Dooka: I couldn't let anything happen to you guys. You heard my father. They're closing the border in 20 minutes. We need to hurry.
E.B. Weebie: I knew you understand.
Looka Ba-Dooka: Yeah, but they won't.
So with no time to lose, they book it to the wall that borders Zookia.
Once they're nearing the wall, they were met with border patrol.
E.B. Weebie: We'll never make it.
Sylvester Junior: What'll we do!?
Looka Ba-Dooka: I have an idea. (getting the Yooks' attentino) I saw the Zooktruder over by the aquatic center. Get your men over there now!
Yook Guard: We've been ordered not to leave the wall.
Looka Ba-Dooka: Do you know who are you speaking to? I am Looka Ba-Dooka, the crown Dooka of Yookia. Which one of you wants to be the one I tell my father disobeyed a direct order?
Yook Guard: The unburnt as spoken. (as they set out)
E.B. Weebie: Well done, Crown Dooka. You pulled a "Do you know who I am."
Looka Ba-Dooka: Never done that before.
E.B. Weebie: Are you kidding? I would do it every day! (as they chuckled until they hear the alarm)
Looka Ba-Dooka: You guys better go. (as they started climbing to tree to the wall while E.B. looks back and hugged him) I'm never going to see you again.
E.B. Weebie: Yes you will. If it's safe, we'll meet under the willow oak tree on top of the wall. Tomorrow.
Looka Ba-Dooka: You mean tonight.
E.B. Weebie: Yes, tonight. At sundown.
Looka Ba-Dooka: (bestowing his wool coat for E.B.) See you tonight, E.B.
Splinter: Bye, Looka! (to E.B.) So, E.B., ever consider making him your boyfriend?
This caught E.B. by surprise, she playfully chased her and Knothead as they ran from here back to the other side of the wall.
Meanwhile, Michellee was surprisingly painting a portrait of herself, Guy, E.B. and her new baby, which the Narrator still doesn't know.
Narrator: Oh my gosh. Is this the most boring thing yet? I'm gonna say maybe. Wait, why are we stilling pulling back? (as the camera zooms to the baby on the painting) Michellee's having a baby! She bought pickles, and ice cream and the doctor! We missed all the clues! Yes we! You thought it was boring too. Now she's packing her painting with a stamp and a seal. Off to Zookia it goes. It's a baby reveal.
With that, the mail carrier pigeon carried the package off to Zookia as it reached the Zook Institute of Technology and it dropped into the vent and into Guy's lab.
Guy-Am-I: Okay, everyone, I've got it. (brings a bunch of blueprints) This thing cannot blow up. There's nothing more important than this.
Narrator: Yeah, there is, Dummy! In that package from your wife. It's some news that is going to blow up your life.
With that, the packaged Michellee sent to Guy was dropped into the in section for Guy who was still busy showing the blueprints.
You Only Mom Twice[]
Just as the next interview begins, Rocko enters the scene.
Cameraman: So, Rocko, have you or any of your friends came up with good plans on how to get that Moo-Lacka-Moo back?
Rocko Rama: I'd believe so since Guy will be in for a surprise because E.B. has a boyfriend. In the meantime, me mates and I are on the right track on Philip Trousers all the way on an island much more similar the Bermuda Triangle and it's like the Island of Youth.
Guy-Am-I: (offscreen) Rocko, can we continue the movie please?!
Rocko Rama: Oh, right! (chuckles) Sorry, Guy! (to the cameraman) You'll see soon enough. Roll film!
With the next scene of the film starting, it was morning on the Zookia side.
Narrator: (yawning) So sorry. It's impolite of me to yawn. I was up all-night narrating til the break of dawn.
E.B. Weebie: (as she and her friends came up on top of the wall to greet the mother Squail collecting nuts) Well good morning, Mother Squail.
Narrator: Oh, there's E.B. and the kiddies. They're why I'm so tuckered out.
E.B. Weebie: I had the most whimsilarating time of my life last night, Splinter, Knothead, Clyde and Sylvester Junior were there. Looka is so wonderful. He's got the coolest hair, soulful eyes, and a passion of poetry. (seeing the sun coming up) Oh, on. The sun's coming up. WE gotta get home ASA now, before Guy realizes I've been out all night. Dumb sun! Rise slower!
Sylvester Junior: We'd better get going then!
But when they went down the wall, they kept a low profile from the Zook Guards.
Zook guard: Halt! Who goes there? (noticed a Squail) Get out of here. come on, shoo, you silly squail. Scram will you.
And so, E.B. waved to the Squail as she secretly winked at her and the kids as they ran home.
Just as Clyde, Sylvester Junior, Splinter and Knothead ran to Bugs, Daffy, Woody and the others while E.B. quickly get into bed.
Guy-Am-I: (offscreen) Up am at 'em, E.B. Time to get up. Rise and shine. Sun's up.
E.B. Weebie: (pretends to sleep and wakes up) What do you know. So it is. Oh, man. What a full thorough and uninterrupted night's sleep I just had.
Guy-Am-I: Well, got to run off with the lab. Have fun exploring Zookia with your new Funpass today.
E.B. Weebie: I'm ready for another exciting day of exploring Zookia with my... (realized her funpass is missing) My funpass. Oh, no. I lost my funpass. Where could it be? (looking out the window worried Oh, no.....
Elsewhere, Clyde, Sylvester Junior, Splinter and Knothead told Bugs, Daffy and Woody everything about the history between Yookia and Zookia when it was Ookia.
Bugs Bunny: So, let me get this straight, both these two nations who're at war with each other is actually Ookia?
Clyde Bunny: Yep. It's true, Uncle Bugs, due to a dispute of who wants to put butter on their toast.
Woody Woodpecker: All of that just for some bread?
Knothead: And butter, Uncle Woody.
Daffy Duck: This country is very weird.
Wally Walrus: And suicided if this butter battle is gonna keep up!
Buzz Buzzard: And Dooka and Dookess should just put their differences aside by now.
Andy Panda: Not if we put a stop to this first.
Smedley: But how're we gonna do that?
Bosko: By forming a peace riot between Yookia and Zookia.
Bugs Bunny: You know what, Bosko, this could actually work. (to Clyde) We might stop that butter battle yet thanks to you, Clyde.
Clyde Bunny: I hope so, Uncle Bugs.
So with that, Bugs, Daffy, Woody and their friends started forming a group meeting on how to stop the butter battle.
Meanwhile at the ocean not far from Yookia, Sam, Pam, SpongeBob, Rocko and the others are hot on Philip's trail.
Sam-I-Am: Any sign of Trousers yet, mom? The Jellycopter is almost out of juice and by juice, I mean jelly.
Narrator: Oh, good morning. I'm up, fresh, and ready to go, while our heroes are hot on the tail of their foe.
Patrick Star: (eats some of the jelly) How close are we now?
Pam-I-Am: Patrick, don't eat all the jelly! We need them to fuel up my copter!
Sandy Cheeks: The same goes to you, Heffer! Don't eat all the jelly!
Heffer Wolfe: (eats some) Don't worry, Sandy, I won't!
Pam-I-Am: Keep us in the air a little longer, Boys. We're closing in on Trousers. (while Trousers was still sleeping)
Sam-I-Am: Will do. Double O Mom. We're out of brizzumberry. Switching to fig. (spread the fig jelly on the engine) Hurry, Mom! We gotta get the Moo-Lacka-Moo before it's too-lacka-late.
Pam-I-Am: I know-knacka-know. I mean, I know. Radar says he's almost in out sights. (as the red dot on the radar went off) What the? Where'd he go? (as she started to lose control)
Mr. Krabs: What the barnacle is happening!?
Sam-I-Am: Mom, is everything okay? (as he accidentally spilled the jelly on the conceal) Ah, fig!
Pam-I-Am: (as she pressed the preserve tank) Everything's fine. We're just flying over the Keela-Kee Trapezoid.
Sam-I-Am: The Keela-Kee Trapezoid? What's that?
Pam-I-Am: A mysterious island that is the site of hundreds of unexplained disappearances.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Now, why does that sound familiar to the Bermuda Triangle?
Rocko Rama: Was that the same place where you, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Patrick and Pearl went to after being suck up into a vortex, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob SquarePants: I'd believe so, it's where most of our stuff went as it was taken by a couple of sirens with some teenager personality.
Sam-I-Am: You know? Fine isn't exactly the word I'd go for here, terrifying super insane, and explody feel more appropriate. Let's turn around.
Pam-I-Am: No. I didn't earn these medals for not completing my missions. Trousers is down here someplace. Time to rock and jellyroll. (as they're coming down really fast) Hang on.
Filburt Shellbach: To what!? Crash landing from heights makes me nocuous! I'm nocuous! (repeating several times)
Sam-I-Am: Mom, not to call parenting into question here, but-whoa!
So with that, everyone holds on tight as they begin to crash land onto Keela-Kee Trapezoid.
Pam-I-Am: Brace yourselves! (as they crashed gently on the beach) Come on, Everyone! Move. Move. (as the jelly-copter exploded and jelly flew everywhere)
Sam-I-Am: Yep, definitely explody. (as Patrick ate some of the jelly with Heffer)
Pam-I-Am: Here, let me take a look at you. Are you alright? Anything hurt?
Sam-I-Am: All good. I think I just jammed my finger. (slurps it) Brizzum fig.
Patrick Star: (eats the rest) All better now!
Pam-I-Am: Great, Let's move. I gotta get the Moo-Lacka-Moo.
Sam-I-Am: (eats some of the jelly) Right. Time to finish the mission and save the world. (seeing the jungle) Which way do we go?
Pam-I-Am: (seeing the smoke in the distance) There. Where there's smoke, there's Trousers.
Mr. Krabs: Don't you mean fire? Where there's smoke, there's fire.
Ed Bighead: What is it with people and wordplays?
Philip Trousers: (hanging after the parachute) Stay calm. Phillip, stay calm. Just make sure you have your precious cargo. (seeing his reflection) Oh, goodness. I'm a wreck. (fixing himself up) Perfect. (gasped with the shadow behind him as he looks back but sees nothing) Lucky I till have you. (as something snatched it from him) What the dickens? You cheeky devil. Don't make me chase you. (struggles as he sees the button on the parachute buckle) Oh, right. (pressed the button and fell down as he screams) Please, don't make me chase you. (running after him) Alright, but you'll pay for this, and for my tailoring. (runs through the jungle as he turns a bit younger)
Narrator: As Trousers runs into a tropical jungle.
Meanwhile, back in Zookia, Guy was working on his invention while one of his scientists is helping him out.
Guy-Am-I: Pass me the flench right here.
Zook Scientist: I'm on it, Sir.
Narrator.... Guy's hard at work on a job he can't bungle.
Guy-Am-I: According to my calculations, if we adjust the influx valve, it will reroute the inhibitor to the core. There, that should do the trick. (as the test run stops and exploded again)
Zook Scientist: Really impressive work, Sir. (as the air blimp with mechanical hands spray fire extinguisher at the fire) That one lasted twice as long as the others. At this rate, I bet the Dookess would love to have you here permanently. And on a personal note, so would I.
Guy-Am-I: It would be a big change. To pick up everyone's lives and move.... I'd have to have a really great reason. (noticed the package Michellee sends him as he opens it) What's this? (seeing the picture) Would you look at that. It's beautiful. There's me, Michellee, E.B. and a baby, Aw, he looks just like me. (just realized) A baby?!
As quick as a flash, Guy reached towards the throne room while catching his breath from the stairs and see the Dookess who posing for her paint picture.
Dookess of Zookia: What the?
Guy-Am-I: Ma'am... Ma'am, this invention I'm inventing... I was wondering is there any way we could turn it into a job?
Dookess of Zookia: A job? So, you invent for us here in Zookia full time?
Guy-Am-I: Fuller than full time. I could be your royal inventor.
Dookess of Zookia: Uh-huh. What kind of benefits are you looking for?
Guy-Am-I: The basics. Diaper wiper, swaddle service, rattle rental.
Dookess of Zookia: Housing accommodations?
Guy-Am-I: Whatever you can accommodate.
Dookess of Zookia: And what about starting salary?
Guy-Am-I: I'll take it. You're a touch negotiator. I just want to provide for my family, Ma'am. And I promise if you give me the chance, I'll build you an invention that's exactly what the Zooks need.
Dookess of Zookia: Congratulations, Guy. You are hired.
Guy-Am-I: (shakes her hand proudly) Thank you so much, Dookess. You won't regret it.
Dookess of Zookia: By the way, that's a beautiful picture. Who painted it?
Guy-Am-I: It's my wife's. She's a painter.
Dookess of Zookia: She's quite good. I could actually use a new royal portraitist as well. She's hired too. (as the painter was dragged away by the guards) I'm sure she'll be thrilled with the news.
Guy-Am-I: Yeah. I'm sure she will be, when I call her. I gotta go. (as he returns to the lab)
French Narrator: Meanwhile...
Elsewhere, near the wall of Zookia, Bugs, Daffy, Woody and their friends tries to detonate it with TNT.
Woody Woodpecker: Let's hope this works.
Smedley: Are you sure it's a good idea to bomb the TNT on the wall, the Dookess won't like it.
Daffy Duck: Hey, it's not like we're gonna nuke it, because that would be dangerous.
Wally Walrus: Just as long as it doesn't blow up all of Zookia or Yookia, I can only hope we'll only bring down the wall.
Daffy Duck: There's no reason for you to overreact, Wally, it's not like the Dookess will expect us. What's the worse it could happen? (as the Zook Guards surrounded them as they were shocked) Mother!
Meanwhile in the jungles of the Keela-Kee Trapezoid, Pam, Sam, SpongeBob, Rocko and the others were on Trouser's trail while avoiding a gaggle of Crocopotamus.
Rocko Rama: What in the blazes are those beasts!?
Pam-I-Am: Crocopotamuses, very dangerous kinds and very territorial.
Squidward Tentacles: Another hybrid. Oh, joy. (screams as one tried to eat him)
Pam-I-Am: Everyone stay close. There's something dark, and dare to say, evil about this.
Then, Sam jump on one of the Crocopotamus begins to move.
Sam-I-Am: Whoa! Mom?
Pam-I-Am: Just balance.
Sam-I-Am: Yeah, speaking of balance, our lives have kind in non stop danger. I'm not saying your priorities are out of whack-
Pam-I-Am: Sam, spies don't have priorities. We have spyorities. And spyoity number one is always complete the mission, no matter what it takes.
Sam-I-Am: Great advice. Man, you are killing it at this mom thing, Mom. (screams as he jumps into her arms) How high of a spyority are hugs?
With the Crocopotamuses surrounding the group, they were saved by a young man by the name of Bo.
Bo: (sends down a lumber for them) Well, howdy hey hello there, new neighborados! (as they climbed onboard the boat) Welcome to the trapezoid, my lovely people. What brings you to the Keela-Kees?
Sam-I-Am: A top secret mission, specifically-
Pam-I-Am: (covers her son's mouth) Tourists. Looking for trinkets. Come along. We don't have time for this, Son.
Bo: Oh, on the contrary, Mary, you got nothing but time.
Pam-I-Am: What are you talking about?
Mr. Krabs: What the flim-flam do you mean by that?
Bo: Ya see, time works a little different like here on the Keela-Kees. The closer you get to the center of the island, the youngers you are. Therefore, I am stuck here.
Pam-I-Am: You've got a boat. Why don't you just leave?
Bo: (as they see him every time they go downward) No can do, Shampoo. I'm literally 267 years old. If I take a few steps thataway, I'll be so old that I'll walk straight into the sweet embrace of death. And I I walk a couple steps thataway, I'll be so young that I'll be covered in turkey pox. So I just stay right here, in my perfect little spot. And If you keep looking, you might find yours.
Pam-I-Am: That is absurd. There's no way any of this is....possible. (from the mirror as she noticed that her medals had disappeared) Hey, what happened to my medals? I had a whole shoulderful. But now a bunch are gone.
Sam-I-Am: And my finger's unjammed. The legend is true. we walked deeper into the jungle, so....
Pam-I-Am: So we aged backwards. Well, we're not letting anything stop us. We have to complete the mission.
Bo: That's a top shelf attitude you got right there. And you're gonna need it when you meet the Kangarangutans.
Sam-I-Am: Kanga what a whats?
Filburt Shellbach: The what?
Bo: The Kangarangutans. You see, this is their island. And what they find here, they take.
Pam-I-Am: Did they take all your shirts?
Bo: No, that's a personal style choice.
Pam-I-Am: (as they leave the boat for on the other side) Sounds like we just got more competition for the Moo-Lacka-Moo.
SpongeBob SquarePants: And we won't rest until we have save the world!
Mr. Krabs: Come the think of it, I'm starting to feel a little younger than before.
Mrs. Puff: My theories exactly, Eugene, let's hope we go too deep in the jungle.
Bo: Best of luck to you, new friend chiladas. Vaya con queso.
Elsewhere, Trousers was head way deep into the jungle and he'd just realized too late as he's now in his teen years.
Philip Trousers: Right, where are you? Come on. I'll find you. (grows exhausted and turn much younger and found himself younger with glasses, freckles and braces when he looked through his reflection on the lake) What? What's happening to me?!! (as the shout scared off the birds)
Back with Sam, Pam, SpongeBob, Rocko and their friends, they trek further within the jungle they begin to look very young.
Sam-I-Am: (as Pam begins to look like a biker while turning younger) Is this something from your past?
Pam-I-Am: I infiltrated a deadly biker gang. That was when I first learned to ride a motorcycle.
Sam-I-Am: So sick. (turns younger) This is awesome. I just wish I could have been on more of these missions with you..
Pam-I-Am: We'll make that more of a spyority from now on.
Rocko Rama: (noticed SpongeBob and some of his friends) Blimey! Look at you blokes! You look just like form you collage album!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Well, to be fair, Rocko. We did went to Camp Koral not too long ago before I got my job at the Krusty Krab.
Patrick Star: Wow!
Sandy Cheeks: We ain't getting younger once we get the Moo-Lacka-Moo.
Squidward Tentacles: I hope not.
Sam-I-Am: (as they all look younger) Whoa. What was going on with this mission?
Pam-I-Am: (looking at her reflection from the past) That was a bad hair decade.
Sam-I-Am: Very chic. (as they turned younger while Pam was a monk) Okay, now this, you gotta tell me about.
Pam-I-Am: I can't. I took a vow of silence.
Mr. Krabs: (looking younger) It's Camp Koral all over again!
Mrs. Puff: You're right, I was a camp councilor in my old days!
Sam-I-Am: (noticed the shadows of the Kangarangutans) Whoa. Paws off, buddy.
Just then, they spotted one of the Kangarangutans as it was in possession of the stolen device.
Pam-I-Am: Guys, look! The Moo-Lacka-Moo. (as they took off) Come on, everyone. This way!
Sam-I-Am: I'm with you, mom! (as they've gone after the Kangarangutan while turning more younger while in braces) Whoa, mom, when did you go to space?
Pam-I-Am: (as they turned younger while she's in a tuxedo) A long time ago. Somewhere far, far away. Now come on.
Sam-I-Am: (while they're younger and he's more childish) Mom! How about a piggyback ride?
Pam-I-Am: Later Sam. Keep running.
Sam-I-Am: Please?
Pam-I-Am: In a minute.
Sam-I-Am: You promise?
Pam-I-Am: Yes, Sam, I...
Just then, she gasps when she saw Sam changed younger. He was no longer a young adult, he was now a toddler. While Mr. Krabs, Plankton, Mrs. Puff, Karen and the Bigheads came with SpongeBob, Rocko and the others as babies.
Ed Bighead: How's they turned into toddlers and Rachel turning into Ralph as a toddler!?
Karen Plankton: We've gone too deep in the jungle, Sam, SpongeBob, Rocko and the others turned into toddlers.
Bev Bighead: Oh, my goodness! The poor dears need babysitters!
Mrs. Puff: And so does Pearl!
Mr. Krabs: Barnacles!
Sheldon J. Plankton: That ain't good!
Sam-I-Am: (as a toddler) Mom? What's wrong?
Narrator: One look at her boy, and Pam could no longer run. Sam's the same age he was when she last saw her son.
During Pam's flashback, she has her happier times preparing Sam green eggs and ham.
Sam-I-Am: (as a toddler) Okay, forget about the piggyback ride. The Moo-Lacka-Moo's getting away.
Pam-I-Am: We're not going.
Sam-I-Am: (as a toddler) What?
Pam-I-Am: We're going back. This is too dangerous for a boy your age.
Sam-I-Am: (as a toddler) But the mission. What about....
Pam-I-Am: Don't talk back to me, Sam. I'm your mother and I said we're...
Sam-I-Am: No! (as a toddler) No! (as Pam turns to see him upset) All you talked about is how important the Moo-Lacka-Moo is. So I will go get it, even if you won't. (ran off)
Pam-I-Am: Sam, come back! Sam! Sam!
Sam-I-Am: (turning into a baby) Sam wants Moo-Lacka-Moo. (as the Kangarangutans gathered around him in fear) Sam wants Moo-Lacka-Moo. Give me Moo-Lacka-Moo. Sam I Am....
Just as Sam turns into a defenseless baby, Pam emerges from the bushes with Mr. Krabs, Mrs. Puff and the Bigheads, now in her twenties while watching over SpongeBob, Rocko and the others as babies.
Pam-I-Am: Sam! (gasps in horror when she saw Sam as a defenseless baby crying) Sam! No no no no no! Get away from him. (running to him as she scooped Sam up with the hat and held him) I've got you. It's okay. It's okay, Sam. I'm here. That's right. Mommy's here. Mommy's here.
Narrator: Oh, no. What's next? Will the beasts poke, punch or smother. (as one of the Kangarangutans offered Pam the Moo-Lacka-Moo) Or offer a gift of peace, to one mother to another, and another, and another... (as the babies each appear from their mothers' pouches including triplets)
Ed Bighead: I didn't see that coming!
Mr. Krabs: Now, I get it! Those Kangarangutans turned out to be friendly like actually orangutans!
Pam-I-Am: Thank you. (noticing Baby Sam with the Moo-Lacka-Moo in his mouth) Oh, no. That definitely does not go in your mouth. (takes it from him and puts a green egg pacifier in it) Is it okay if we say here just a little bit longer? We' in our perfect spot.
Philip Trousers: (as a teenager with a cracking voice shouting offscreen) Stop right there!
Pam-I-Am: What was that? It sounded like a boy with vocal cords ravaged by puberty. (seeing Trousers riding on a Crocopotamus) Trousers?
Mrs. Puff: And he's riding on a Crocopotamus!
Philip Trousers: (as a teenager) Yes. Now hand over the Moo-Lacka-Moo. Move it beast!
Pam-I-Am: Come on, everyone. (as they ran for their lieves) Don't worry, Sam. I've got you.
Sam-I-Am: (as a baby) Mama!
Pam-I-Am: Is was that your first word? Your first word was...
Sam-I-Am: (as a baby) Mama. (as they grew older) And my second word is mommy. (as they grew older) And my third word is mom. Yeah. A piggyback ride!
Philip Trousers: (growing older again) Ah, this is more like it. Get a move on, you Bubous Buffoon. (as they ran through the stumps blocking him and the Crocopotamus) Just break through, you Dumb Animal.
Mr. Krabs: Looks like it's our stop for now, Pam!
Ed Bighead: Let's hope they can walk again!
Pam-I-Am: Sam, are you old enough to run on your own?
Sam-I-Am: I don't know. I think so.
Pam-I-Am: You can do it. I need you to be a big boy for mommy. (as Sam loses his balance and Trousers tries to break through) Come on, Sammy. You can do it. Oh my gosh. Your first steps. Keep going. (as Sam, SpongeBob, Rocko and the others grew into toddlers) Go, Honey, go!
While the group are making a run for it, they keep on growing.
Sam-I-Am: (playing soccer) Look mom, watch this.
Pam-I-Am: No showboating, Sam. Just keeping running. (as the Kangarangutan offers a bike for Sam) Sam, hop on.
Sam-I-Am: (hops on the bike as he finds himself on it) You promise you won't let go?
Pam-I-Am: I promise. I'm not letting go. You got it Sam. You're doing it.
Sam-I-Am: I'm doing it? (as the beginners wheels snapped off)
Pam-I-Am: You're doing it. You're riding a bike.
Sam-I-Am: Hey mom, check this out. No hands! (as they turn older) No hat!
Pam-I-Am: (as she and the others hopped on) Let's go, Sam. Faster! (as they've gone faster) But not too fast. And no more stunts. And why aren't you wearing a helmet?
Sam-I-Am: Aw mom. Helmets are for babies.
Mr. Krabs: Consider that you were turned into one as we got too deep into that jungle.
Pam-I-Am: (placed a helmet on Sam) Say thank you.
Sam-I-Am: Thank you. Huh? (pulls out his loose tooth) Whoa. I lost a tooth.
Pam-I-Am: Oh, put it under your pillow tonight. (as they grow older) Sam, your furs in your eyes. Here, let me get it.
Sam-I-Am: Mom, stop. I like it this way.
Pam-I-Am: But then I can't see your beautiful face. Teenagers.
Bev Bighead: Reminds me of our Rachel when she was Ralph.
Sam-I-Am: (noticed the bike mirrors as Trousers draws closer) I got a plan. (tosses one to him)
Philip Trousers: (looks at his reflection) Ooh! Why there you are.
Sam-I-Am: (as they turn older) This way!
Philip Trousers: This island had done wonders for my wrinkles.
Sam-I-Am: Now!
Philip Trousers: What? (as they pulled the fine as the Crocopotamus stopped sending him flying on the water as it laughs)
Pam-I-Am: Come on. (as they ran off as Sam tips the Crocopotamus)
Philip Trousers: My perfectly coiffed image. (gets chased by the Crocopotamuses) Oh, come on! Haven't I suffered enough? (climbs on the log to aboid them)
Pam-I-Am: (as they reached their current age and hugs her son) I'm so proud of you.
Sam-I-Am: Thanks, Mom! I couldn't have done it without you.
Philip Trousers: You may gave one this round, Pam-I-Am. But didn't you hear? The Zooks, they've a new, unstoppable weapon. An inventor whose every invention immediately explodes. Bang! (as this in turned angered the Crocopotamus beast) Nice Crocopotamus. We can be friends, can't we? Oh, it appears we can't.
Sam-I-Am: Exploding inventions. (gasps in horror) They have Guy!
Pam-I-Am: They must have E.B too.
SpongeBob SquarePants: And Bugs, Daffy, Woody and the rest of our friends!
Sam-I-Am: Guys, we have to get to Zookia and save them. How to we get off this island? (bumps into Bo who's an old man)
Bo: Maybe I can help.
Sam-I-Am: AAHH!
Pam-I-Am: Stay back.
Bo: It's just me, your chum padre Bo, with a gift to you, my gotta go amigos.
Sam-I-Am: Hey! Your boat! But we can't.
Rocko Rama: Won't you need that boat?
Bo: She's your boat now, Amigos, Mommy and Son. One look and I could tell you two were special compared to you compadres. (walks off and turns to his 30s age) Take my chariot to the seas to tell my story. And I'll see you back next time, my duderinos.
Pam-I-Am: Next time?
Bo: Time is a flat trapezoid, see? It all comes around. like a circle in a square. like T R I angle inside a quadiralteral...
Sam-I-Am: (as they waved at him) Do you have any idea what he's talking about?
Pam-I-Am: None whatsoever.
Patrick Star: I don't get it either.
Pam-I-Am: We should go.
Once they started the boat, they set off to leave the Keela-Kee Trapezoid as SpongeBob takes one last look.
SpongeBob SquarePants: First the Bermuda Triangle and now the Keela-Kee Trapezoid, no one in Bikini Bottom is ever gonna believe it.
Sam-I-Am: (looks at the map) Okay, the fastest route to Zookia is from Anywhere to Here to There.
Pam-I-Am: Sam.
Sam-I-Am: Then again.. we could go from there to anywhere to here to...
Pam-I-Am: Sam. (as she looks at her son broken hearted) I'm sorry.
Sam-I-Am: For what?
Pam-I-Am For having the wrong spyorities. (with tears coming out of her eyes) For missing all of that. For missing your whole life.
Sam-I-Am: Come on. You did the right thing back then. For both of us. And you didn't miss my whole life, Mom. You're here right now. (as SpongeBob and Patrick cried and hugged each other)
SpongeBob SquarePants: (sobbing) That is so beautiful!
Patrick Star: (sobbing) Like mother, like son!
Narrator: Wow. I'm so glad I stayed up so late. Pam I am finally got her spyorities straight.
Back in Zookia, Guy was on the phone with his wife about this great news.
Narrator: And meanwhile, great news! Michellee's expecting. So Guy's been busy with professional prospecting.
Guy-Am-I: I'm telling you, the timing couldn't be better. Zookia is the perfect place for our family to settle down.
Michellee Weebie-Am-I: Oh, my, and they'll really pay me to paint?
Guy-Am-I: (on the phone) Yup! You're a professional paint painter.
Michellee Weebie-Am-I: This sounds like a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Guy-Am-I: (on the phone) Even better, (on screen) it's once in a million lifetimes,
Michellee Weebie-Am-I: Are you sure your ready for this, Papa? You haven't been a parent for very long and now you're.... Well, you're about to be double the parent.
Guy-Am-I: (heard the explosion) Trust me, I've never been happier to be a dad. (hearing a cry from his assitant) Listen, Honey, I've got to go. My assistant is on fire. Me and E.B will give you a call tonight.
Michellee Weebie-Am-I: Great. Me and the baby will talk to you later.
Narrator: Hooray, everyone! For once, our heroes are all right. (as Guy used the fire extinguisher) Guess this means I can finally head home for the night.
Guy-Am-I: (seeing the Zook Guards arriving) What's going on, Gentlemen?
Zook Guard: We found a clue connected to the person spotted atop the wall the past two nights. We were hoping you could analyze the date for us.
Guy-Am-I: What kind of evidence did you find?
With that, the guards held up a bag in their hands.
Narrator: Well, I'm off. See you soon. A warm bed's my next stop. I'm so glad this episode had no bombshells to- (as The funpass comes out and lands on Guy's hands) And that's E.B's lost funpass. Definitely qualifies as a bombshell. I guess I'm staying late again.
Bugs Bunny: (breaks the fourth wall) But this narrator isn't feeling too well even if I gave him this pen.
And so, Bugs squirt ink as the screen went black out of nowhere.
Guyfall[]
With another interview to take place, at the wall which is the site of the bombing where Wally Walrus was interviewing.
Cameraman: So, Wally, what happened to you, Woody, Bugs, Daffy and the rest of your friends in the next scene?
Wally Walrus: Well, we were planning to send this wall to kingdom come. Unfortunately, we were surrounded by the Zook Guards and sentenced to life in prison for our attempt a peace riot between the Zooks and Yooks, even Guy still has trust issues on Pam-I-Am. I'm sure there's more to his movie than you think, perhaps the next scene will show you. Roll flim!
As the film continued, Guy returned home with the painting.
Narrator: Where were we? Oh, that's right. With a baby on the way, things were looking fine, until E.B's screw up put Guy's job on the line.
With that, Guy puts the painting in a closet as calls out to his stepdaughter.
Guy-Am-I: E.B! E.B, get down here, Young Lady! (as she came downstairs and froze) Anything that you'd like to tell me?
E.B. Weebie: Yes. I wanted to tell you last night at dinner-
Guy-Am-I: Maybe about a missing funpass?
E.B. Weebie: My funpass? I lost it. But how did you know?
Guy-Am-I: I know because the Zooks know. They found it at the top of the wall.
E.B. Weebie: Oh, boy.
Guy-Am-I: Oh, boy is right. What in the world were you doing up there, E.B.?
E.B. Weebie: I can explain.
Guy-Am-I: Oh, you better.
Just then, the clock chimes shows a cuckoo clock version of the Dookess singing "Butter Side Down" a couple times.
Guy-Am-I: Wait, have you eaten lunch yet?
E.B. Weebie: (shook her head) I thought I was in trouble.
Guy-Am-I: You are. But if you starve, then I'll be in trouble with your mother, and your mother can be a fearsome woman, E.B. Fearsome. (brings out something from the fridge) Ragehetti and wheatballs?
E.B. Weebie: Um, sure.
Guy-Am-I: (put them in the oven and sets the timer) Now start talking.
E.B. Weebie: Okay. I'm sorry for sneaking out. That was wrong. But there's something so much more important I need to tell you. Guy, the Yooks aren't bad.
Guy-Am-I: What are you talking about? They're monsters. Side salad?
E.B. Weebie: Sure, but they aren't monsters. In fact, some of them have the coolest hair. soulful eyes and a passion of poetry.
Clyde Bunny: (breaks the fourth wall) Well, if E.B. put it that way, she does have a crush on a certain heir in Yookia.
Guy-Am-I: You were fraternizing with the enemy?
E.B. Weebie: No! Well, yes. Whoops. I met a Yook name Looka, but they aren't the enemy, Guy. That's the whole point. We need to tell the Zooks that the Yooks are good people too. We have to...
Looka Ba-Dooka: (as he did the same thing in Yookia) ...spread the word. We've been wrong about the Zooks all along, and they've been wrong about us.
Dooka of Yookia: What do you know about Zookia?
Looka Ba-Dooka: E.B told me all about it. How nice it is. How much like us the Zooks are.
Dooka of Yookia: Hearsay from a Zook sympathizer! (as the Yook Guards gasped)
Looka Ba-Dooka: I'm telling you, Dad. This is all a big misunderstanding over toaster.
E.B. Weebie: There could be world peace.
Guy-Am-I: (as the timer stops) World peace? Don't be naive. Fresh parmesan?
E.B. Weebie: Yes please.
Guy-Am-I: (shredding the parmesan) Say when? Seriously, how much cheese-
E.B. Weebie: When! (when it's too late and cheese is overfilled)
Guy-Am-I: I'm disappointed in you, E.B. I trusted you to explore Zookia by yourself, and how do you repay me? By going behind my back, breaking the law, and putting us both at risk.
E.B. Weebie: I'm sorry, Guy, I know this job means a lot to you.
Guy-Am-I: Forget me! I have a family to provide for.
E.B. Weebie: I know, but you don't have to take my word for it. I'm meeting Looka on top of the wall, under the big willoak tree at sunset. Come see for yourself.
Guy-Am-I: Meeting a Yook? You won't be meeting anyone,,,
Dooka of Yookia: ....anywhere! Especially not some duplicitous down butterer who's trying to poison your mind with Zookish propaganda.
Looka Ba-Dooka: Dad, she's not-
Dooka of Yookia: Now go to your room! You're not meeting her! And that's final.
Looka Ba-Dooka: (as his father turns his back on him as he walks away) That's what you think.
Guy-Am-I: You're not meeting him. This conversation is over!
E.B. Weebie: (walking off on him) The only reason you're taking the Zook's side is they're the only ones who don't care that all of your stupid inventions blow up!
Narrator: Ouch, that hurts. While one family's struggles are taking their toll, our mother son duo's on a ding gang roll!
At Zookia Prison, Bugs, Daffy, Woody and their friends are in jail while Andy plays the harmonica.
Daffy Duck: So, who's bright idea was it that we end up in this mess?
Buzz Buzzard: Ask Bosko, the peace riot was his idea.
Charlie Dog: (singing) Nobody knows the trouble I see! Nobody knows my sorrow!
Pam-I-Am: (as she came from the melted bars) Music class is over!
Wally Walrus: Pam-I-Am! Are we ever glad to see you!
Sam-I-Am: (joins his mother) And yours truly, Wallinator! We're bust you out of here!
Bugs Bunny: (breaks the fourth wall) Clever reentry, ain't it?
French Narrator: One Prison Riot Later.
Just after rescuing Bugs, Daffy, Woody and their friends, Pam activates night vision goggles after dark.
Pam-I-Am: (speaks through the com) Alright, Sam, time to save the rest of your friends. (as he does sing language for "Pink, Gaggle, Celery and Canada!") Let's put these fellas to sleep. (as Sam activates his night vision goggles)
At last, Pam tackles the Zook guard and pummels him with karate chops.
Zook Guard: A little higher, higher. That's the spot. (as he sucks his thumb and falls asleep)
Sam-I-Am: (slams two cucumber slices into another guard's eyes) Charmile tea? (pours it into his mouth as he falls asleep)
Zook Guard #2: I'm so relaxed.
Next, Pam activates mechanical hands and launched into the guard's temple and messuage it to sleep.
Sam-I-Am: (launched a pillow for the sleeping guards to collapse onto) Remember, stay hydrated.
Once Pam takes a security card, they went into Zook Headquarters in their black spy-wear bodysuits and gained entry with the card. In the restricted hallway labeled yarn filed, they slither between red yarn strings then skips between strand and jump like double jump ropes.
Sam-I-Am: Yeah, me too! Mama bear, mama bear turn around.
Sam and Pam: Baby bear, baby bear touch the ground.
Sam-I-Am: Mama bear, mama bead do a high kick.
Sam and Pam: Baby bear, baby bear do the splits.
Sam-I-Am: Mama bear and baby bear rising in game
Sam and Pam: Other spy duos feeling the shame.
Sam-I-Am: Now what? Oh, look.
Sam and Pam: cat's cradle!
Pam-I-Am: Ready, aim...
Sam-I-Am: Fire me, Mama. (as she launches him between crisscross to yarn strings) Oh, yeah! Effortness!
Pam-I-Am: I cut through the air like a knife. (summersaults, slides and glides and catches Sam) Gotcha!
As they slide to aa stop, they put on their goggles and peek at the guards.
Zook Guard: What's going on?
Zook Guard #2: Wait a minute.
Pam-I-Am: They're on to us.
Sam-I-Am: Or are they?
Just when the guards leap around the corner, they aim their slingshots and noticed the fake donkey standing there.
Both: Gotcha!
Zook Guards: What the? Okay. Lookie here. Checks out. (as they walked away)
Pam-I-Am: We did it.
Just when the coast is clear, SpongeBob, Rocko, Bugs, Daffy, Woody and their friends prepared their disguises as Zook guards to follow Sam and Pam.
Meanwhile, E.B. sits on the mechanical pipe gazing up a window thinking about Looka.
E.B. Weebie: Can I just sit in a chair?
Guy-Am-I: No! (looking through scope with the eye on her) I'm never letting you out of my sight again.
E.B. Weebie: If this is about the funpass, why don't we tell the Zooks the truth? I'm sure they'll understand.
Guy-Am-I: Don't worry about the funpass. I already took care of it.
E.B. Weebie: What's that suppose to mean?
Zook Guard: (offscreen) Hey, Guy. Hey, Guy. Thanks for your help. We caught the intruder exactly where your daughter said he'd be
E.B. Weebie: (horrified with Looka captured) Oh, no....
Narrator: Looka's in cuffs and her stepdad's to blame. How could Guy do this? Has he no shame?
Zook Guard #2: And you were right. The kid's eyes really are soulful.
Narrator: What is Looka's face saying? E.B"s ill at ease.
E.B. Weebie: I didn't mean too....
Narrator: Is that anger, betrayal or sadness she sees?
Zook Guard: You and your daughter sure are true Zooks. (salutes him)
Guy-Am-I: (as he salutes in fear as Looka was taken away) I had no other choice, E.B., Otherwise, they would have locked you up. I had to protect you.
E.B. Weebie: (angrily) My only friend in this whole stupid place is in handcuffs because of you! And now Looka thinks I'm the one who ratted him out.
Guy-Am-I: I'm sure he understands.
E.B. Weebie: I saw the look on his place. He hates me!
Guy-Am-I: Shh. Please quiet down. What if the Zooks here?
E.B. Weebie: I don't care! I told you about Looka because I trusted you. I'll never make that mistake again! (ran off)
Guy-Am-I: E.B! E.B! E.B! Wait, stop! How are you so fast?
Narrator: Guy saved her from danger, but at what cost? Now E.B can't stand, his daughter is- (as E.B. was snatched with a giant net) WHOA! LOST!
Guy-Am-I: E.B.! (snatched with a giant net too)
Narrator: (as the screen went dark) Now Guy's lost too?! Wait! I'm worried.
Guy-Am-I: Who are you people?
Narrator: Who's got them?! (as Sam uncovers them) Oh, thank goodness, it's just...
E.B. Weebie: Sam! (hugging him happily) SpongeBob! Patrick! Rocko! You guys are okay!
SpongeBob SquarePants: We're fine, E.B.
Patrick Star: Plus, we'd got the device back.
Rocko Rama: So, what's going on in Zookia?
Daffy Duck: It's a long story.
Sam-I-Am: Get in here, Guy. (hugging him and E.B.) This is a group hug moment!
E.B. Weebie: I'm so happy you, SpongeBob, Rocko and the others are safe Sam.
Guy-Am-I: Me too.
Sam-I-Am: Of course, we were safe, you silly mongeese. I was with my mom, you know, international super spy/queen of keeping Sam safe.
Pam-I-Am: Hi. (about finished gaining access)
Sam-I-Am: I was worried you guys aren't safe.
Guy-Am-I: We were perfectly fine.
E.B. Weebie: Actually, I feel much safer now. Thanks for looking out for me, Sam, Pam, SpongeBob, Rocko, Woody, Bugs, Daffy and the rest of you.
Fliburt Shellbach: Aren't you forgetting Guy?
E.B. Weebie: Umm.... Nope! No one on this mountain! (as it echoes)
Sam-I-Am: You are welcome.
Mr. Krabs: What the barnacle was that about?
Pam-I-Am: And we're in.
Guy-Am-I: What is this?
Pam: My spy syndicate's safe house.
E.B: Wow.
Pam: A place to hide out when missions get dicey.
Guy: Whoa. A lot of floral print for a spy house.
Pam: I made some design suggestions. They fell on deaf ears.
Sam: Safe safe safe safe and safe in the safe safe. You know what that means mom?
Pam: One step closer to mission accomplished, son.
Sam: That's right! Tomorrow we saved the Yooks and your job, because no one puts baby spy mom out of the cold.
Pam: Perfect landing. Eleven out of ten.
Sam: Victory handshake to celebrate the nailed landing?
Pam: Do you have to ask?
Guy: You two are really close now.
Sam: Yep. Me and Mombo here are each other's favorite person.
Pam: Yep
Sam: Just like you and E,B And since I finally have all my favorite people in one room again, dare I suggest a sleep over? No pressure, but here's my vision, Popcorn, truth or dare, fur braiding, green eggs and ham a la mom, and actually, yeah, I'm applying some pressure.
Guy: Sam, I can't. I have to get back to work. The Dookess is probably giving my job away as we speak. Plus, I'm sure your mom has zero interest in a sleep over.
Pam: Let the fur braiding begin.
Sam: Dibs on firsties. Yellow beads please.
Guy: Strange place for a sleepover.
E.B: Yeah, I wonder where Looka's sleeping tonight, right? Oh, wait. I remember. Jail!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Did we missed something while we're in Yooka getting that device back?
Narrator: The Moo Lacka Moo is safe! It won't blow them sky high. But will a different bomb go off between E.B and Guy? Both: Chug chug chug chug chug chug chug chug! E.B: Bring it home, Pam! Sam: Yes. E.B: I'm just. How? Sam: Mother of mine, you are truly the truth or dare queen. Alright Guy. A question for you. Perhaps the most important you've ever seen asked in your 40 years? Eighty? Really not sure how old you are. Just realized that. Anyway, truth or dare? Guy: Truth. Sam: Seems like you stepped in a puddle of boring. Pam: Oh yeah. Sam: Not boring, incredibly boring. Come on, Guy. I know my mom just perfected the art and you'll probably embarrass yourself by tryin, but why don't you give dare a shot? I dare you. Guy: Nope. E.B: Actually wait. Let him have truth, cause I thought of the prefect question. Guy: Really? Well great. Have at it, E.B, ask me anything. E.B: Okay, Guy, Tell us the truth. When did you become such a total smuntz!?! [The music stops.] Guy: What? Sam: [horrified] E.B!! Pam: Ooh, time for bed. Come on, Sam. Let's go brush each other's teeth. Sam: There's no question in t or d. Pam: I think we can make an exception. This seems personal. Guy: No, it's okay. I'll answer. E.B: Interesting. Guy: I've been such a total S word because I've had a lot on my mind. I'm under incredible pressure to protect you and provide for our family, especially now that... E.B: Now that what? Guy: Nothing. E.B: No. Truth means truth, Guy. Just tell me. Guy: Especially now that your mom is having a baby. Sam: [excited and amazed] A baby? Oh! A baby! Green eggs for ham for everyone! Pam: Not now, Sam. Sam: She's having a baby! Pam: Congratulations, Guy. Welcome to the Parents Club. Guy: I'm already a parent. I have E.B. We're having a baby. I didn't want to tell you this way, Michellee wanted to be here, but- But you're going to be a big sister, E.B. Sam: Name ideas. Sam! Wait. is it a little guy or a little gal? Doesn't matter. Works for both. Guy: E.B, what are you thinking? Talk to me, please. E.B: Truth or dare? My turn, and I pick truth. You're going to be a terrible father to this baby. because you've been terrible to me. Sam: Wait. Did I miss something? E.B: I'm going to my room. And that was the bathroom. That was also a bathroom. Guy: I'd better go talk to her. [????] Sam: She's pretty upset. Why don't you let me talk to her, woman to woman? [????] Sam: I'm Dr. Linda Schwartz. E.B: Okay. Sam: Help me help you help us help them help others! Help- Pam: Kids. Haha. They have feelings. Guy: And thoughts. Pam: Bringing about world peace is literally easier than being a parent. Guy: You really think your mission will bring world peace? Pam: Yep. We deliver the Moo Lacka Moo to the Yooks tomorrow, then everyone can eat their toast in peace. The Zooks butter side up, the Yooks butter side down. Guy: Actually, you have it backwards. The Yooks are the ones who eat toast butter side up. Don't you work for them? Pam: Right. I'm just ready to be done with this butter battle business. Go back to my life the way it used to be. Guy: Well, it wont be quite the same. You have Sam now. Pam: Well, of course. Guy: So what's the plan, for both of you, after the mission? Pam: I.. I don't... We'll figure it out. Narrator: What? Does Pam care at all about the big butter strife? More importantly, will she keep Sam in her life? Sam: Help strangers, help me, help- E.B: Sam stop. You can't fix this. Sam: I know I can't, but what about my friends. [takes out the first puppet] This is Fry. [takes out another puppet.] Oh Look. Here's his daughter R.V. [mimics car, then takes out a third puppet] The mother, Grape jelly. [coos] E.B: [annoyed] Oh brother. Sam: [taking the last puppet out] And this is Fry and Grape Jelly's new baby. Let's call him Sam, just for fun. So here we are, a simple puppet family with absolutely no connection to your own family dynamic whatsoever. But what do you think R.V? [deep voice] Is there anything R.V might like to say to Fry? E.B: I get what you're trying to do, Mrs. Schwartz- Sorry. Dr Schwartz. Sam: That's right. Mrs. Schwartz was my father. E.B: But it's not going to work out. And it's not just about the baby. My own stepdad went behind my back and put my friend in danger. I just. How can I forgive that. Sam: Come on E.B. Don't gibe up on Guy just yet. I know he's a little rough around the edges. E.B: A little? Sam: Okay. He's mostly rough around the edges, but I didn't give up, and he became my best friend. I didn't give up my own mom, and look at us now. When you love someone, you have to keep trying. You never give up. E.B: Thanks Sam. But you have something I don.t. A parent who gets it. And a bunch of weird puppets. Sam: Would you believe I made them myself? [????] Sam: Bad news. Dr. Linda can't fix this one. I suspect only time can. Pam: That and ice cream. I'll see if we got any. Sam: Moms know everything. Guy: Not everything. I should stay our of it. Sam: Guy? I'm Fry. No relation to you. I don't want to tell Sam what I'm thinking. Guy: Fine fine. It's just, your mother... We were talking earlier about the Yooks and the Zooks, and Pam doesn't even know which side each country butters their bread on. Sam: That's an easy mistake to make. Up? Down? It's confusing. Guy: It's important, and she doesn't even care. She just wants to complete her stupid mission for whoever's paying her, good guys or bad. Sam: My mom's a good person. She wouldn't work for the bad guys. Guy: Sam, you're being naive. Sam: Well, you don't get it, Guy. You haven't seen us out there int he field together. We're straight up crushing this mission. Guy: Okay, but what happens when there is no mission? Sam: We're going to have a great life together. Guy: Eating green eggs and ham for every meal? Sam: Ideally, yes. As soon as she makes them for me. Guy: She hasn't made them for you yet? Sam: No exactly. Guy: You see what I'm talking about? It's your dream and she hasn't done it yet. Sam: She's been busy with her mission, but I'm sure when our life together starts- Guy: Where are you going to live? Sam: With my mom. Guy: Oh, so she's moving to Glurfsburg?
Sam: I don't know.
Guy: Or are you going to move in with her? Where does Pam live anyway? Does she have room for you? What about-
Sam: I DON'T KNOW! OKAY?! We haven't talked about it. We haven't talked about any of this.
Guy: And why do you think that is? Because she's going to leave you behind, just like she did before. I'm sorry Sam, I know this is hard, but I'm trying to protect you from Pam and this whole mess. Let's just take the Moo Lacka Moo to Zookia and explain everything to the Dookess. She'll know what to do and then we can put this whole thing behind us. I promise.
[?????]
Guy: Have a bag ready, E.B. We're heading back to Zookia at dawn. Sam's coming with us. We'll all be safe there.
E.B: What about Pam?
Guy: Well, it turns out Pam Isn't exactly who she said she was. She's not coming with us.
E.B: So it wasn't enough to turn me against you, you had to turn Sam against his mom too? You clearly didn't listen to a word I said.
Narrator: Poor Guy. He's trying so hard to save the day, but he's pushing his stepdaughter further away.
Sam: It's time to go.
Narrator: What? Sam chose his mom instead of his best friend? What's next? Wait, no. this can't be the end!
The Sam Who Came in From the Cold[]
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Narrator: Guy and Sam had agreed on a dawn rendezvous to double cross Pam and swipe the Moo Lacka Moo. Guy: Sam? Sam? World peace is at stake, and he oversleeps. Unbelievable. Narrator: But it turns out Sam flopped when he told guy he flip. Sam chose his mom, betrayed Guy and gave him the slip. E.B: You look upset. Good. Guy: Grab your things. We have to get as far as from here as we can. Pam and Sam took off with the Moo Lacka Moo. E.B: So? Guy: So? The Yooks are evil! E.B: How do you know that. Unlike you, I have met some Yooks. Looka is not evil. Have you ever considered the possibility that maybe the Zooks are the evil ones? Guy: Don't be ridiculous, E.B. The Zooks have been nothing but good to us. They are kind and gentle and- [Crash!] Guard Zook:Zookian security forces, Zook guard 2: Everyone freeze! Guy: Thank Zookness you're here. Marilyn: The inventor and the girl is secured. Find the I Ams and the Moo Lacka Moo. Guy: You're too late, They're on their way to Yookia with it. Marilyn: Blast! Trousers: Marilyn, look! What's this? Why didn't you tell me I had a poppy seed in my teeth? Marilyn: There's no time to lose. Once they get that Moo Lacka Moo to Yookia, it's only a matter of hours before it's weaponized. Let's go. Trousers: That poppy seed is still here. Marylin: Oh, for crying out loud! Guy: What about us? Zook Guard: The Dookess wants you back right away. Both: Zookia forever! Guy: Yes, of course! I need to get to work ASA Zook. E.B: Yes Dookess. Whatever you say, death merchant. Dookess: Ah thank Zookness, your back. Now that the Yooks have the Moo Lacka moo, the fate of our nation is in your hands. Guy: I'll go straight to the lab and finish up my anti weapon to protect us. And I swear it will absolutely 100% not explode. Dookess: On no. It has to explode. Guy: I'm sorry what- Narrator: Hold up! Did the Dookess just change the game? I thought she wanted inventions that were not meant to maim! Guy: I was under the impression that I was building a defensive device. Narrator: Right! That's what I thought! Dookess: Indeed you are. And the best defense is a good offense. We hired you precisely because your inventions blow up. You know that, of course, didn't you? Guy: No I didn't know that. Dookess: Oh... Well, this must be profoundly embarrassing and devastating to your self esteem. Guy: Yes. Dookess: Well, no time to wallow. Chop chop. Off to the lab. Time to make a bigger blow uppy thing than theirs. Guy, I realized this is difficult but you have to know that, our misunderstanding aside, we have placed an enormous amount of trust in your and your abilities. Yes, see? That's fabulous! We are on the brink of war. The lives of millions of Zooks, young and old depend upon your invention exploding bigger than ever. Some you don't know, others, you know all too well. Guy: Michellee? Dookess: Yes. They are all here now and they're safe. You have beautiful home, a well paying job, and the respect of your peers. It's... Guy: Everything I've always wanted. Dookess: Exactly. So don't blow it. The opportunity, that is. everything else, blow it up! Blow it up big time, Boom boom! Michellee: Guy, surprise! I couldn't wait another second to celebrate with you and E.B, so I hopped the first flight to Zookia. Guy: Look at you. Michelee: I know. I'm in my third weekmester, so it could happen any day now. [She starts eating red berries] By the way, I eat constantly now. Look at me, we got a big hungry one in there. With a hankering for brizzumberries. Narrator: Michellee. What should he tell her? What should he do? Will he cover it all up, or say what is true? Guy: Welcome to Zookia! I love that you're loving the food. So much to catch up on, but I gotta get to work on the double. Narrator: Okay, so he's covering. Michellee: Well, oh... Alright. But where's E.B? Guy: E.B's back in our place. Gotta go. See you later. Bye! Michellee: But... Okay... Pam: Your Dookess, the Moo Lacka Moo, Dooka: I don't know why I spent a moment worrying. Pam I Am always completes the mission. Pam: Thank you sir. Dooka: The nation of Yookia will never be able to thank you enough, but here is a small token. Narrator: Sam looked up at Pam, his fur electric with pride, with a new understanding of why his mom spied. Dooka: I want you to know that if this mission were not so secretive, we'd have ten parades in your honor. Pam: Well, I want you to know that I couldn't have complemented this mission without my son. Dooka: And that's why there's a medal for him too. Sam: I.. I.. Name redacted? That's me! I don't know what to say. I'd like to thank my secret agent, mom, my regular agents, everyone was nominated. I mean, this is a really special group of people. Anyone out there with a dream, a dream of sleuth, Pam: Congratulations Sam. I'm proud of you. Dooka: You're lucky to have your son close at hand, Pam. My boy Looka, didn't come home last night. I have patrols out looking for hi everywhere. I'm worried those filthy Zook shave something to do with it. But now that we have the Moo Lacka Moo, hopefully we can finally have peace, all thanks to you. Now if you'll excuse me. Pam: Well, that's it. Sam: So, now that the mission is done-zo, what's next? Pam: I think I deserve some downtime. Sam: Right, you do. Pam: I couldn't imagine doing another mission right now. especially since we have so much time to make up for. Sam: Really? We? Pam: Yes, we. We made a great team same. How would you like to join the family business full time? What do you say, partners in spy? Sam: Quiche Florentine! This is the greatest day of my life! I knew Guy was wrong about you. Pam: Let's go home, Sam. Narrator: Guy thwarted her plans,. What's E.B to do? There must be some way to save Yook know who. E.B: Guy, I told you to leave. Michellee: Surprise! E.B: Oh. Hi mom. Michellee: Hi. Okay you know what. I'm gonna try this again. Surprise! You're going to be a big sister, honey. E.B: I know. Guy told me. Michellee: Well, that is surprising to me. So tell me about your life here in Zookia. E.B: I'm glad you're here, mom. But I'm just not in the mood to talk right now. I'm angsty. Michellee: I thought things were good here. E.B: Maybe for Guy they are. Narrator: E.B wants to be happy, but all she can think is about Looka, locoed up in a Zookian clink. E.B: Ugh! Stupid frizzball! I take it all back frizzball. Narrator: It was time to go home, now that their mission was done. These two heroes flew off in a jet, ug, built for one. Pam: This is us. Welcome home Sam. Sam: You parked your jet on the roof? Pam: Of course not. Snalfred does. Snalfred: Very good ma'am. Pam: Snalfred, I'd like to to meet my son, Sam. Snalfred: You have a son. Shocking news. Pam: This is the perfect place for a spy to lay low between missions. You never have to leave. It's a full service building. Towel service rooms service, secret service. This is it. Sam: Whoa. Look at your kitchen! A Wizzotech 7,00 quad range stove. A 27 piece diamintium cookware set with matching utensils! Dual temperature refrigerator with built in ice dispenser? Cubed. And crushed. Pam: It's our kitchen now Sam. Snalfred: I picked up the groceries ma'am. Shall I cook. Pam: Actually, now need Snalfred. I can handle it. Snalfred: Very well, ma'am. The fire extinguisher's in the cupboard. Pam: You hungry Sam? Sam: What are we having? Yogurt? Oatmush? Pam: I was thinking more like this... I bet they're pretty good here. Sam: It's happening... Green eggs and ham. Yes yes yes yes yes. Narrator: With Michellee here, Guy knew what he had to do. For his family, he'd make a bomb go kabloo. Guy: Who are you? Guy Watcher: I'm the Guy Watcher. The Dookess sent me down here to watch you. Guy: What why? Guy Watcher: She's afraid you might get cold feet and not finish the job.. Guy: To the contrary, my feet are hot. Hot to finish this job. I'm a true orange Zook! Guy Watcher: Good, then I'll just make sure you don't get distracted. Guy: Oh believe me, there will be no distraction- Michellee: Guy! Guy: Michellee? Guy Watcher: Distraction! Michellee: Hey! Why does everyone keep shutting the door in my face? I'm his wide, his pregnant wife? Guy: Which is why you should go. This is no place for a pregnant woman. Michellee: Excuse me? Guy Watcher: Fine, Two minutes. Michellee: Who is that? Guy: Standard Zookian lab protocol, not a big deal. No further queries necessary. Michellee: Okay. Guy: What's up? Michellee: Well, I just came from home And E.B is really upset with the move, with Zookia, with you. You want to tell me what that's about. Guy: Well, E.B just needs to learn that sometimes in life, people need to make sacrifices, and I've had to make a lot of sacrifices to provide with her. Michellee: Provide what exactly? Guy: Oh, well, you know all the things a kid needs. Food, clothes, a roof over their heads, the occasional trinket. Michellee: Trinkets, what every child needs. Are you forgetting something? Guy: Oh! And love, What kind of idiot would forget that? Michellee: Apparently, my husband. Oh Guy, look at yourself. You've been a great provider from the beginning. You provide this family with all the love that it needs. Don't ever lose sight of that. Guy Watcher: Time is up! Michellee: I find his presence here odd. Good luck with your inventions. I'm going to check on E.B. Guy Watcher: On your way, on your way. Okay, thank you, so he can get back to work.. Narrator: Has this focus on work only brought Guy sadness? Let's get back to Sam and his plate full of gladness. Sam: I've eaten green eggs and ham on a train and in the rain., with a fox and in a box. Here, there everywhere. But all I've ever wanted to do was to eat them. at home with you. Pam: Hurry up, before they get cold. Sam: Classic mom line. This is it! The eggs! So nourishing! Pam: How do they taste? Sam: Like love, with a hint of paprika. E.B: Durfle! what are you doing here? Guy: I could ask you the same question. It's late, you're not at home, and your hair's looking mighty whimsilirated. E.B: Why do you care? Don't you have lives to destroy? Okay, you caught me. Guy: You wouldn't be thinking of doing something very foolish in a place where they hire people just to watch would you? Loo, I know you're here to visit Looka. E.B: Dare you speak his name! Guy: I know you really care about him, so why don't you give him this, um... this book? That way he can see what a great place Zookia really is. E.B: I'll tell you where you can put your Fludzner, mister. Narrator: OH MY- GUY! You heard Michellee! Now be a love provider! Guy: Just take the book. Narrator: Ugh. He's just making this rift with E.B even wider. Guy Watcher: Ahem. E.B: Looka? I'm really sorry Looka. Looka: It's okay. It's not your fault. E.B: I never thought my stepdad would do something like this. And look what he did to you, he's a monster! And then he has the nerve to steal my hacksaw and asked me to give you this stupid book? Looka: Your dad gave you that book. Narrator: YES! Guy did the right thing! I knew it all along! All our heroes are on track not a thing going wrong. Pam: Stay hungry Sam. More on the way! News: We interrupt this Muzak for a special news report. Furmano: This is Joaquin Furmano, reporting from the Ookian Penisula, where the cold war between Yookia and Zookia is heating up. Sam: Yeah, well, we delivered the Moo Lacka Moo, Furmano. There's gonna be peace. Furmano: Sources inside Zookia tell us that they've captured Looka Ba Dooka the Crowned Dooka of Yookia.. Sam: Dreamy eyes. Furmano: And our latest reports indicate that this could boil over! Because the Yooks have acquired the Moo Lacka Moo! Sam: Chyeah, I know. The key to world peace. Furmano: The dangerous, blowy uppy substance that will destroy Zookia. Sam: Wha....? Furmano: [slow motion] Moo Lacka Moo will destroy Zookia. Pam: Who's ready for sec.... Sam, what's wrong? Sam: I'm not a hero, and neither are you. Pam: What are you talking about? Sam: You said that the Yooks were the good guys, but they have a weapon pointed at Zookia. You promised me getting the Moo Lacka Moo to them would bring peace. Pam: I hope it does. Now that the Zooks know that the Yooks have the MLM, they'll have to stand down. Sam: But what if they don't? Pam: I'm afraid that's beyond our mission Sam. A spy can't worry about those things. Sam: But a friend can! Guy and E.B are in danger. We have to go back to Zookia and save them. Pam: That's not our job. Now come on, enjoy your eggs, Sam: No thanks. Pam: But I thought this was everything you ever wanted, your mom making you eggs, at home. Sam: They don't taste right anymore. Millions of people could get hurt. My friends could get hurt, and you don't even care. You're abandoning them! Just like you abandoned me. Pam: Sam, you need to understand. I did it to protect you. [the flashback begins] [In a flashback, Pam had taken some eggs into the kitchen where toddler Sam was in a chair.] Pam: [V.O] I was a young secret agent, on my own, when I had you., my precious little treasure, Past Sam: Mama, will you make it for me. Past Pam: Of course, honey. Past Sam: Green eggs and ham! Past Pam: Here you are Sam, your favorite. Pam: [V.O] There was only one problem. A spy is always in danger. Past Pam: Eat up, sweetie. Pam: [V.O} And so is anyone they love. Past Pam: Everything's okay, Sam. More green eggs and ham coming up! Pam: [V.O] I was Pam I Am, the toughest spy in the world. But nothing was tougher than realizing I had to let you go. I loved you so much Sam. I could never let anything bad happen to you. I knew you were better off without me. So I brought you as far away from East Flubria as possible, somewhere the bad guys would never find you. And I did the hardest thing I ever had to do. [We dissolve back to the present.] Sam: You were keeping me safe, Pam: Just like when I tried to put you on that boat back to Glurfsburg. I wanted you safe. And that's where you are now, safe at home. That's why I can't let you go back to Yookia. Just stay here with me. Sam: I understand now. You did what you did to protect someone you love. Pam: Sam... Sam: Which is why I have to go help my friends. Pam: Sam, don't. Sam: I'm sorry, but they're my family too....
On Her Dookess' Secret Service[]
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Narrator: To save his best friends, Sam left Pam behind. Now, she's here, hoping her son changes his mind. Pam: Sam? Sam? Snalfred: Master Pam, I've just received word from the main office about a new mission. Are you sure you're ready to go back to work? Pam: Snalfred, I don't care if I'm hauling Walvark poo in the desert, as long as I'm on a job. This is who they want? Snalfred, are you sure? Snalfred: Yes, Master Pam. I must remind you, once you accept a mission, there is no going back. Pam: Tell them I accept. Bring the jet around. Snalfred: Ah. Master Pam, about the jet… Sam: Don't worry, Guy and E.B. I'm gonna get that Moo-Lacka-Moo. Michellee: Guy. Guy? Guy: Great news! I saw E.B. Michellee: And? Guy: And I think we're gonna be okay. Michellee: Oh, that's wonderful. Where is she? Guy: Breaking her new boyfriend out of jail. But that's not the problem. The world's coming to an end. Michellee: [screams] This is crazy! This whole thing is crazy! Guy: I know that. But I need your help. So once we get in the lab-- Michellee: I know. I'll distract the Guy Watcher while you dismantle the bomb. Dookess: A-ha! There you are. Guy: Here I am. Dookess: Hey. No time for smiling. We've received intelligence that those dirty Yooks will have their weapon fully operational in one hour. If you can't get your weapon up and running before then, Zookia as we know it will be destroyed. Until then……follow me, Mrs. Am-I. Michellee: Oh. Oh my. Dookess: We have a lovely executive waiting room where you can relax, while our fate rests solely on your husband's shoulders. Guy: No! I… I need her. I can't do it without her. She's my secret weapon. Dookess: But of course. In this moment, all types of weapons are highly encouraged. E.B: They must not know you escaped. Otherwise there would be more of them, don't you think, Looka? Looka? Looka! Whatcha doing? Looka: It's not evil. It's just toast. E.B: Yeah. Pretty crazy. But I just sprung you from jail inside the high-security headquarters of a nation that is building a weapon to destroy your homeland, so I'm gonna need a little more focus out of you. Looka: Right, yes. Focus, sorry. Whoa. Is that your Aquatic Center? E.B: Also not evil. Let's go. Looka: Right. E.B: We gotta sneak you back to Yookia so you can convince your dad not to launch the Moo-Lacka-Moo. Piece of cake. Ha. Looka: Don't worry, I'm his son. He's got to listen to me. Zook warrior: What are you doing here? E.B: I… I was just-- Looka: Uh, um, out for a walk with my, uh… E.B: Platonic friend! Looka: …girlfriend. Zook warrior: Well, which is it? Are you guys platonic or… something more? E.B: Uh… Well, it's complicated. There's a lot of shades-- Looka: Uh, we haven't really had that talk yet. Zook warrior: Well, which is it? Looka: More! Definitely more! E.B: Yup, he is my boyfriend, and I am also his girlfriend. Zook warrior: Oh, is that so? All right, Romeo, if this is your girlfriend, you should have no trouble saying what it is you love most about her. Right? Looka: Yeah, that is a thing that I would like to say out loud, in front of her. Um… [gulps] Okay, I love, um… Zook warrior: Look her in the eyes! So she knows you mean it. Looka: Um… I… I… [laughs] I love that she doesn't let anyone tell her how the world works. She goes and she figures it out for herself. I love that. Zook warrior: Oh, okay, not bad. But what about you? Hmm? In a relationship, it's important for both partners to verbalize their feelings. Communication is the key to a healthy romance. E.B: I love, uh… I love that he is kind, and always up for an adventure…heh…and he tries to do the right thing, even when it's difficult. [sighs] And his soulful eyes. Zook warrior: [sobbing] That was beautiful. I had a love like that once, but I was too afraid to tell her how I felt. Oh Doreen! Doreen! [sobs] Doreen. E.B: So, should we climb this tree? Looka: Yeah. Yeah, definitely. Pam: Hi-yah! Narrator: Sam and Pam are on course for a head-on collision. Pam: It's go time, Pammy. Narrator: I can't stand to witness this family division! Sam: [exclaims] It's go time, Sammy. Sam: [whispers] Chamomile tea. Narrator: But now that they're separate, what will they do? Breaking into HQ…is a job built for two. Zook guard: Ah… Higher. Higher. I carry my tension in my… Sam: Oh yeah, that's it. Pam: Namaste. Sam: Namaste. Pam: Sam. Sam: Mama Bear, Mama Bear, turn around. Baby Bear, Baby Bear, touch the ground. Mama Bear and Baby Bear rising in fame-- Pam: Other spy duos feeling the shame. Sam: Aw. Fire me, Mama! Whee! Oh yeah! Cat's cradle! Effortless. Whoa! Oof. [groans] Yook: What was that? Yook 2: Wait a minute. Both: Gotcha! Yook guard: What the… Okay. Sam: Hee-haw! Yook Guard: Looky here. Yepper-ee-do. Sam: Donk-donk. Donka-donk. Yook guard: Checks out. Narrator: Pam did it without Sam, and Sam without Pam. Sam: We did it. Narrator: But it just doesn't feel right without the whole fam. Guy: So you remember the plan? Michellee: While you dismantle the bomb, I'll distract-- Guy Watcher: Hey! Michellee: Oh. My, my. You again. What are you doing here? Guy Watcher: And what's all this artsy-fartsy hoo-ha? Michellee: Well, this is an incredibly momentous occasion, so the Dookess has commissioned me to paint it for posterity. Guy Watcher: Hey. I'll be watching you. Michellee: [softly] That's exactly what I'm counting on. Guy Watcher: What was that? MIchellee: No… Nothing. Just act natural so I can capture you exactly as you are. Guy Watcher: You want to watch me? Michellee: I really do. I mean, haven't you ever wondered what it's like not just to be watched but to be seen? Guy Watcher: [whimpers] Oh… Where should I sit? Do I go there or there? Michellee: Here is just fine. Guy Watcher: Paint away. Michellee: Oh, I will. Guy: I can't believe this is actually working. Michellee: Just go unmake your invention. E.B: You ready? Looka: I'm ready. Let's do this. Oh! Oh, right. E.B: Yeah. [chuckles] Ha-ha. Looka: I guess we should talk about, like, um… What are we? I know we were faking it back there, but it also felt kind of real. And that old guy kept saying the word "relationship," but are we ready for the leap to boyfriend-girlfriend? Not… Not that I don't want to. I do. I just… I just don't take the boyfriend-girlfriend thing lightly. Or… Or do we just keep it casual? You know, hold hands but don't catch feelings kind of thing? I don't know, I mean-- E,B: Looka. I promise I like you. But can we save the relationship talk until after we save the world? Looka: Yeah. Ha. That works too. [????] Guy Watcher: Hey, what's going on over there? Guy: Nothing. Nothing! Michellee: No turning. Stay still. Guy Watcher: Fine. How much longer is this gonna take? Michellee: Oh, not much longer. Don't you worry. You just keep posing exactly where you are. Guy Watcher: Huh? What? Michellee: Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh! I've never painted a subject quite like you. Your nose is truly striking. Like beautiful twin, um… smokestacks. [laughs nervously] Guy Watcher: Really? Can I take a peek? Michellee: Oh no. Oh no, no, no, good sir. Oh, that is far too quick. Please, my muse, stay right where you are. Guy Watcher: Aw. Come on, just a quick look-see, peekaboo-sees. Michellee: Wait! It's only half-finished! Guy Watcher: [gasps] I'm… I'm hideous! [sobs] Michellee: Oh no, sweetie, no, no, no. Guy Watcher: I am. I knew it. This is why I don't like to be watched. My ex was right, we are in different leagues. Doreen! That's it. Time for you to go. [grabs Michellee] Guy: No! I need her! Guy Watcher: Oh, come on. You didn't need her when she was painting insulting portraits of people with body-image issues. She's out! Guy: Ah! No! [Just as the Guy Watcher was about to leave with Michelle, she felt a kick in her stomach. An Idea struck her head. Michelle uses Plan B: Faking Labor. She pretends to moan in pain.] Guy Watcher: [letting go of Michellee] Yeesh, lady, you'll see him later. Michellee: No! It's the baby! It's coming! Guy Watcher: Oh krups! Guy: Oh krups! Michellee: Labor pains! I. Am. In. Labor! I'm having a baby! [she smiles to Guy, believing the plan is working.] Oh, help me! I'm having a baby! Narrator: [chuckles] The perfect distraction. Michellee's quite the faker. While back in Yookia, Looka plays peacemaker. Dooka: Thank goodness you're okay. But are you really sure the Zooks can be trusted? Looka: I'm positive. Their head inventor promised me he'd never allow the Zook mega-weapon to launch. See for yourself. Dooka: Hmm… Well, and why should I believe the word of a Zook collaborator who helped the enemy capture my son? Looka: Because he's also the one who got me out. He sent me back here as a sign of good faith. E.B: Please, Your Dooka-ness. You have to know my own stepfather would never have sent me to Yookia if he was planning to destroy it. A father could never fire a rocket at his own child. Dooka: I do believe you're right, young lady. E.B: So you're not gonna fire on Zookia? Dooka: Just the opposite. Looka: What? Dooka: Now that my son is back safe with me, I'm finally free to fire on Zookia! Just like you said, no father could launch a rocket at their own child. Luckily, I don't have that problem anymore. Looka: Oh no. Dad, no! You can't. Dooka: I have to, son. I cannot allow this Zookish aggression against my country and my family to stand.cThis aggression will not stand! Looka: Dad, please! E.B: Wait! Your Dooka-ness, no! Dooka: No! I've made up my mind. Someday you'll understand, this is the price we all have to pay for peace. Guards! Send my son and his friend… to his room. E.B: So, uh… This is your room. Looka: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this is it. This is the place. This is where I like to post up. The pad, you know. The crib. The spot. E.B: Wow. Very cool. Very cool. Looka: Yeah, it's hip enough. Hip enough. E.B: Wait. Uh… [stifled laugh] Looka: These, yes. Ha-ha! Funny story. Those are my little brother's. Mostly. Ha-ha-ha… [whispers] I am so sorry for this betrayal, Professor Fuzzlebutt. You know I love you forever. Michellee: [still pretending] The feelings of labor! I'm feeling them, and they are really… Painful! Guy Watcher: What do you need, ma'am? How can I help? I don't know anything about giving birth, except you're supposed to breathe. Wait, no, that's wrong. Don't breathe. Michellee: [muffled] Don't try to breathe? Guy Watcher: Sorry. Sorry, that was wrong. I'll let you handle the breathing, okay? Michellee: Just go for help! I need a doctor! Guy: You heard her. Go get help! Guy Watcher: Why don't you go? I'm not supposed to leave you alone. Guy: Me? You want to explain to the Dookess why I didn't have time to finish the weapon? On your watch? Guy Watcher: [sighs] Fine. You're right, I'll go. But just… Argh! But just don't do anything I wouldn't watch you do. [After he's gone, Michellee stops pretending.] Guy: You are a genius. Fake labor? Looks like you are my secret weapon. Michellee: Thanks. Now, hurry up and defuse that secret weapon. Sam: Okay, Moo-Lacka-Moo. Is this you? E.B: Ugh, there's no way in or out of this room. Sam: Sweet crib. But no Moo-Lacka-Moo. Moving on! E.B: Sam? [gasps] Sam! Sam: E.B.! E.B: Sam, this is my, uh… Looka: Looka. Sam: Hello. Looka: Hey. Sam: And hello to you, Professor Fuzzlebutt. E.B: You've gotta help us. My mom and Guy are sitting ducks on the other side of the wall. Sam: That's why I'm here. And I know just the person to bust you out of this Popsicle stand. Toothpick Nick. Well, that's not working. Uh, leave it to Bobby the Pin. E.B: He used to be a con man. Lot of aliases. Looka: Got it. The disguises seem to be a little-- E.B: Unnecessary? Oh yeah. Sam: Probably should have led with Chucky Chainsaw. Which way to the Moo-Lacka-room? Looka: Oh, yeah, super easy. So you just want to go down this way for three hallways, turn right, there'll be a lot of paintings. As soon as you pass the Earl of… Sam: Whoa. Looka: …gigantic tapestry that I think my mother made. The-- Sam: Whoa. Those eyes are soulful. Blerh! Okay. It's a little overwhelming. Looka: Oh, I'm so sorry about that. That happens. Just go down this hallway until you reach a dead end. Then turn left. It'll be in the ultra-secret wing. E.B: We'll go with you. Sam: No need. I 100% got this from here. But just in case I don't, you guys get all the civilians on both sides to safety. It took every bit of discipline I had not to mention it before this moment, but you guys are adorablicious together. Looka: In case of emergency, the Zooks have an underground bunker called a Zookery. Get everyone you can in there. E.B: What's the Yook bunker called? Looka: The Yookery. E.B: [sighs] Yookery and Zookery? This is ridiculous. You guys are basically the same. Looka: It's crazy. It's crazy, I know. E.B: Yeah, it's crazy. So, we may never see each other again. Looka: Don't say that. Let's make a promise, okay? When this is all over and everyone is safe, we'll meet back on top of the wall. At our special spot. Is that a promise? E.B: I promise. Narrator: Oh yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, I swear, I promise too. [clears throat] Sorry. I'm just really stressed out about this Moo-Lacka-Moo. What's gonna happen when mother and son collide? Will Pam really take Sam out? Has their love truly died? Sam: [gasps] The Moo-Lacka-Moo. Narrator: Ah! He got it. He got it! He got it! Uh-oh. Here comes Mama. Oh my gosh. Here we go. Trousers: Hello, Sam I-Am. Narrator: Wait! What? [In Zookia, Michellee saw Pam appear in the Zookia Labs. She alerts Guy.] Narrator: No yippin' way! This is nuts. I was fooled just like you. This whole time we thought Pam was in Yook HQ.
Pam: Hello, Guy Am-I.
The Mom Who Loved Me[]
(Episode opens with Pam entering the Zook lab) Narrator: Uh, okay, what is going on? (As he says this, Michellee rolls down the door, but Pam makes it in before it closes) Pam's on the wrong side, and Guy and Michellee have nowhere to hide! Michellee: Hmm? Guy: What are you doing here? Pam: Stopping you and your weapon. Narrator: She's not taking out Sam! Pam chose Mission Mom! Her real plan was to come here and dismantle Guy's bomb! Michellee: Uh, who is she? Guy: Where's Sam? You ditched him already? Michellee: Okay. Sam's mom, got it. Pam: Actually, he ditched me. Guy: The kid's smarter than I thought. Pam: I'm stopping you. Guy: Well, you're too late. Someone's already stopping me. Pam: Oh yeah? Who? Guy: Me! Pam: Walvark droppings. Guy: I mean it. Pam: Get out of my way! Guy: No! Now get out of here before the Zooks find you and blow my whole plan. Pam: You do not want this fight, Guy: I'll take my chances. Pam: I'm doing this for Sam, you smuntz! Guy: You and your Moo Lacka Moo caused this whole crisis. Pam: You turned my own son against me. Why should I believe anything you say? Guy: I'm no smuntz lady. you work for the Yooks. You just want sabotage my invention. Pam: Wait. I thought you wanted your invention to be sabotage? Why would you unmake something you made in the first place? Guy: Because I didn't mean to make a weapon. Michellee: Stop! Stop! Guy: Look out! Michellee: Stooop! Pam: Now what? Michellee: Hi, I'm Michelle, by the way. Guy's wife. We met earlier by the door. Heard a lot about you, Pam. Not all of it great, but you know. Anyway, Guy is telling the truth. He is trying to unmake the weapon. If you'd seen any of Guy's other inventions, you'd know they all- [Before she could finish, Michelle cried out in pain, clutching her stomach.] Michelle: Uh oh... Guy... He's coming, Guy. Guy: [thought that Michellee is faking] Right, the baby. Wink. Pam: [not buying it] Please, faking labor as a distraction? Michellee: I'M NOT! OOHHH! I'M NOT FAKING! I'M REALLY IN LABOR!!!! Pam: I'm sold. Guy: It's happening! Narrator: Sam's got trouble on his own, right over the wall, vying with Trousers for the world's most dangerous ball. Sam: Trousers, let go of the Moo Lacka Moo! Trousers: You'd like that, wouldn't you? Sam: Actually yes! Very much! Thanks for understanding, Phil! Trousers: Understanding? Ask anyone in the spy trade, I understand nothing! Sam: Let go! I'm warning you. Trousers: No I'm warning you, And here it is Warning just warned you. Oof. Ja warned. It's too bad mommy isn't here to save you. [????] Sam: Well, that sucks. [Back in Zookia...] Guy: The baby's coming now? Gah! What do we do? Pam: Guy, pull it together. There's one person in this room having a baby and I haven't heard a single gah out of her. [Pam grabs a nearby chair.] Guy: Right. Right. No, no, no, you're right. Thanks. Pam: It's for her. Michelle, I once helped deliver triplets in a snowstorm in New Zalamakoo. Trust me, you're gonna be fine. Michellee: Are you sure? Pam: You've got this, and I'm right here with you. Look, I know why you don't trust me. I haven't always been the best mom to Sam. Or been his mom at all. But I am his mother. And now that Sam's back in my life, I won't let him down again. Michellee: [breathing heavily] Being a parent changes you in ways you can never imagine. Pam: Sam sees the best in me. Even when I can't see it in myself. Guy: Yeah, I know what you mean. Pam: So If Sam were here right now, what would he tell us to do? Guy: He'd say to trust each other because together, maybe we can save the-[Michellee screams] She's gahing! Pam: Just breathe. Now you go dismantle your weapon. I'm gonna help your wife deliver this baby. Dookess: The Yook spy! Pam: After I fight these clowns. You with me? Michellee: Pam, take the wheel. Pam: Whatever happens, you defuse that weapon. Guy: Just be careful with my wife! Dookess: Seize her! Pam: Just breathe. Was that a labor pain, or just you being fierce? Michellee: Little bit of both. Pam: Nice. Guy Watcher: I...I.... I can't watch! Guy: Why am I so good at making bad inventions. Dookess, you can't do this. Dookess: Of course I can. You don't become a Dookess without a Class A Crane Operator license. Michellee: No, GUY! Guy: What have you done?! Dookess: Saved all our lives. Guy: You're wrong! Narrator: Everyone run! Take over, it's your only choice! I wish I could help but I'm a disembodied voice! But E.B can do something. Her role is profound. She's gotta get all those Zooks underground. Trousers: Hello again, gorgeous. Stop touching the suit, Sam: Well, Looks like this suit was tailor made for failure! Trousers: I'd rather die n a custom made suit... than live tin something off the rack! Sam: No! We're gonna die! Dooka: Well done, Sam. Sam: Please, Mr. Dooka man, you don't have to do this. My friends are in Zookia- Dooka: And my family is in Yooka. This is the only way to ensure they grow up in peace. Sam: NO! Looka: E.B, E.B: Oh no... Dookess: We have to launch now! Narrator: Pam's baby is in danger on that Moo Lacka Moo. There's only one thing left for this mom to do. Pam: Guy! Throw me the rope! Guy: Are you crazy!? Pam: Sam's on that rocket! I have to save him. Please. Guy: There's no time! Michellee: Do it, Guy! She's his mother! Let her go! [????] Guy: Good luck. Pam: Thanks. [?????] Pam: SAM! Sam: Mom? What are you doing up here? Pam: What I should have done in the first place! Sam: Riding a rocket? Pam: The right thing! I was so happy to have you back, Sam. I didn't want to lose you again. Luckily, now thanks to me, you turned out to be a wonderful young man who's willing to sacrifice everything to save his friends! Sam: Just like you did for me all those years ago. You saved my life. Pam: And I'm about to do it again. I need you to jump off that flying warhead! Sam: Such a mom thing to say. Pam: Get ready to jump. Sam: I'm scared, mom. Pam: Don't worry! I'll catch you! [They succeed in catching each other] Guy: Oh motherhood. There's nothing more beautiful. [Guy winces when Michellee screams.] Narrator: Oh no! Everyone's a goner. Farewell, dear friends. Narrating you is been an honor. [Looka gasps] E.B.: No! [The two rockets collide and explode. Pam threw the goo lacka goo ball over the explodion in a mass energy.] Dookess: Look at that. Guy: An anti weapon. Sam: You did it! You saved them from the Moo Lacka Moo! Pam: With a little leftover piece of Goo Lacka Goo. Narrator: And not a second too soon. I mean, seriously. Phew! Pam: Figured it might come in handy. Sam: Moms keep everything from their purse. Pam: I love you Sam. Narrator: Sam had searched for his mother year after year, not for green eggs, but these words which he needed to hear. Trousers: Well hello there, handsome. Blouse! Thank goodness. Get me out of here. My suit is is incredibly wrinkled. Marilyn: Goodbye Philip. People: Look! It's gone. Narrator: The Yooks and the Zooks are no longer divided. But what to do next has not yet been decided. E.B: It's okay! Yook citizen: No, don't believe her! It's a Zook trick! Narrator: Thought it's in ruins, barely standing at all, They kept their promise to meet at their spot on the wall. E.B: You hungry? Looka: Starving. Narrator: One buttered up, one down. And with a hand twitched put their pieces together. It's a butter sandwich. Dooka: Looka! This isn't over! Dookess: That's right! Now give me that abomination! Dooka: Get your slippery fingers off! Narrator: They glared at each other with their faces all scowled, when at the same time, both their stomachs straight growled. Dooka: I can't... Dookess: It's not right. Looka: Well, how do you know? E.B: Unless you try it? [????] Dookess: Not bad. Dook: A toast. Dookess: Ha ha! To a fresh start! Narrator: And at that moment, the Yook Zook future turned brighter. up is right and down is right. but together is righter. Gluntz: And here are the criminals responsible for your war! Dookess: A bunch of cows? Gluntz: Yes. Since way back in episode one, I've known something didn't smell right. Past Gluntz: Oh that cow looks suspicious. I'm gonna go interrogate it. Gluntz: A shadowy cow-tel was at work. Churning up tensions between your nations. These fat cows skimmed off the top and gave it to the two precent. All in the name of profit margarines. Shame shame shame! Shame shame shame! Shame? Dookess: It was all fake moos. Dooka: Alright, let's round up this evil herd and take them into custard-y. Sam: Incoming! [Pam and Sam drifted down to safety.] E.B: Oh my gosh! Sam! Sam: Watch out! Coming in hot! Woo! E.B: And Pam! My spy doll! You saved us! Pam: So did you, E.B. By the way, has anyone ever told you'd make a fine spy one day? E.B: Really? That's awesome! From this day forward, I hereby dedicate my life to becoming a spy. Michellee: Not a chance! [E.B sees her parents and was relieved that they are all okay. But E.B got to see the new baby for the first time.] E.B: Hello, my little brother. Sam: Is this baby Sam? Michellee: Guy Junior. Sam: I've always like that name. Pam: Hello! Guy: You know, Pam I Am, you really are a great parent. Pam: And you're a great friend. Thank you for always being there for my son. all of you. Sam: So, does this mean you're sticking around this time, Mom? Pam: I am, Sam. Sam, I am. (We then cut to people walking towards the Ookia History museum to find a painting of the Dooka of Yookia and Dookess of Zookia sharing a piece of butter bread with each other, before cutting to Michelle's signature being painted on a painting of the Weebie Am-I family looking slightly different from the one first shown in "To Yookia with Love") Narrator: Now for the quick wrap up scenes, when your show's almost outta time. Also called an epilogue, but that word's really hard to rhyme. Don't forget our heroes. Back in Glurfsburg, safe and sound. Not a bad guy, plot twist, or spy mission to be found. E.B: Yeah, this place is dull as ever. No international intrigue, no terrifying brushes with death. Lame!
Looka: Well, I still can't wait to visit. You're still gonna give me that tour you promised, right?
E.B: You're gonna be so bored. I can't wait.
Guy: E.B, This phone bill is outrages.
E.B: Sorry Guy, but eight hour calls to Ookia ain't cheap.
Michellee: Don't worry, Guy. The new inventionarium is a hit.
Narrator: Look at that. No explosion from Guy's original thingamadoo! Thanks to a gift from Pam, some Goo Lacka Goo!
(We then cut to Sam's RV)
Sam: Here mom, try them. So, do you like them?
Pam: No. I love them.
Sam: Yes! She loves it! That is good news.
[They do a spoon-bump and the episode cuts to black, ending The Second Serving.]
The End