Here is the transcript of Owl's Well That Ends Well.
One sunset day at the Golden Oak Library, Twilight was getting everything that she needs for the upcoming meteor shower.
Twilight Sparkle: (as Spike gets the spyglass) This meteor shower tonight's gonna be amazing!
Spike: (throws some bananas on the wagon) Awesome!
Twilight Sparkle: You know, this shower only happens once every 100 years.
Nathan Edwardson: I didn't know that.
Spike: (juggling apples) A centennial celebration!
Twilight Sparkle: We better get a move on!
Spike: Don't wanna be late! (losing balance with the punch bowl) Whoa, whoa, whoa! (placed on gently on the wagon and sighs) There.
Twilight Sparkle: Spike, did you grab my quill and ink?
Spike: Check!
Twilight Sparkle: Scrolls?
Spike: Check! I've also packed a telescope, apples, bananas, fruit punch, and my freshly baked homemade triple-decker nut-crazy vanilla cream cookies!
Nathan Edwardson: And you'd even got some crumbs on your face for eating a few. (chuckles)
Twilight Sparkle: (giggles) I can see that. (as he slurps up the crumbs) Once again you've read my mind, Spike. And that is why you are my number one assistant.
Spike: I'm sorry. I didn't hear you.
Twilight Sparkle: That is why you are my number one assistant.
Spike: Missed that! Huh...?
Nathan Edwardson: She'd said you're her number one assistant.
Twilight Sparkle: I said... (giggles) I know he's not deaf, Nathan. Come on, let's get going. Wait! I almost forgot! I wanna bring the "Astronomical Astronomer's Almanac to All Things Astronomy".
Spike: The Astronomo-lomo homono what?
Twilight Sparkle: You know that really old big blue book on stars, moons, planets, the universe...?
Spike: Right. Check! (brings a ladder as he got the book and clear the dust) Ah... Ahh... Ahhh... Ahhhh...! (sighs but sneezed as he burned the pages after opening the book)
Twilight Sparkle: Hey! What's taking my number one assistant so long?
Nathan Edwardson: Here, Spike, I've got this. (draws the exact book) But when Twilight asks you what happen to it, just come clean, okay?
Spike: Thanks, Nathan, you're a life saver.
And so, they meet up with Twilight to get ready to witness the meteor shower.
That night, everyone was getting ready to watch the meteor shower.
Twilight Sparkle: I was sure I put the astronomer's guide back. The book would have helped me identify different planets and stars tonight.
Spike: Well... maybe someone borrowed it. Besides, you don't need that book. You can already name all the planets and stars, 'cause you're super smart and astronomically awesome!
Twilight Sparkle: Thanks, Spike. You're such a flatterer.
Spike: Yeah, I'm a sweet talker.
Nathan Edwardson: Even if you're a bit young to date.
Twilight Sparkle: And a number one assistant, right?
Spike: Check!
While Spike brings out the snacks with Nathan, Rainbow Dash and the others doing some star gazing.
Rainbow Dash: (munches on an apple) Wow, Twilight! You're lucky to have such a rad assistant. I wish I had someone to do whatever I told them.
Scootaloo: Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Me! I'll do whatever you want, Rainbow Dash!
Rainbow Dash: Oh, yeah, Pipsqueak? How about taking out the trash?
Scootaloo: Yes, ma'am! (as she takes off with the applecore)
Rarity: Do we have Spike to thank again for this amazing spread? Isn't he simply amazing?
Spike: Oh, come on... I said come on.
Pinkie Pie: (giving Spike a noogie) Little Spikey-wikey! Who knew that big ferocious dragon started off so cutesy wootsy?
Rarity: Spike, you are such a little star that I had to make a little bow tie for you.
Spike: (placed the bowtie with gems for him) Gosh, you guys are embarrassing me. Stop it. ...Twilight, your turn.
Twilight Sparkle: Spike, that's enough.
Spike: Oh, right. That's enough.
Sweetie Belle: Hey, everypony! The show is starting!
Main Cast and Cutie Mark Crusaders: (chattering "Woah! That's amazing! I can't believe it!")
As the meteor shower started, everyone was in awe while Spike tries to stay awake.
Twilight Sparkle and Spike: Woah...
Spike: (yawns) Huh?
Main Cast and Cutie Mark Crusaders: (chattered exactly as the meteor shower ends)
Pinkie Pie: (finished eating the cookies) Mmm. Wow! These cookies are delish!
Twilight Sparkle: Spike made them. Speaking of, Spike, can you bring us some punch? Spike?
Spike: (snoring over the punch bowl)
Rarity: Oh, poor little thing.
Twilight Sparkle: Aww... He's worked himself to the bone.
Pinkie Pie: And now the punch has been... "spiked"!
Main Cast: (laughing)
By the time Twilight brought Spike home, it was bedtime for Spike.
Spike: (snoring)
Twilight Sparkle: Goodnight, Spike. (tucks him in and giggles) Sweet dreams, Number One Assistant. (sighs as she starts taking notes) "The Study of Comets. Comets are small, irregularly shaped bodies that are made of nonvolatile grains and frozen gases. They..."
Just then, there was a creaking Twilight goes over to the balcony, but no one's there.
Twilight Sparkle: Huh. (goes back inside but left it open by mistake and continues to write) "...have body structures that are fragile and diverse..."
Nathan Edwardson: (heard a creaking noise) Who's there?!
Once Twilight looked out the window, she failed to notice that the scroll that she was writing has been blown.
Twilight Sparkle: Shoot! (as the scroll was blown out of sight) Oh... This is a job for Spike. If only he were awake...
Owlowiscious: Hoo! (as it returns the scroll to her and it's about to fly away)
Twilight Sparkle: Wait! Don't go! Don't be afraid. Thank you for returning my scroll.
Owlowiscious: Hoo! Hoo! (as the wind blew) Hoo-hoo.
Twilight Sparkle: Gosh, it's cold tonight. Say, would you like to relax in here and keep me company while I work?
Owlowiscious: Hoo! Hoo!
Twilight Sparkle: Now, where was I? Oh, yes. (continues writing) "...fragile and diverse with a surrounding cloud of material called a coma, that grows in size and brightness as the comet approaches the sun..."
The next day, Spike has slept in just as the sun went up.
Spike: (snoring until he gets a wakeup call) Huh? Waah! I overslept! I know it's already ten, but I'm scaly-tailed and bright-eyed and ready to work twice as fast! Oh please, don't be upset, Twilight! And what do you want for breakfast? Oatmeal? How about a sunflower smoothie? Grass pancakes?
Twilight Sparkle: Spike, don't worry.
Spike: But my morning chores...
Twilight Sparkle: It's okay. Owlowiscious did them for you.
Spike: Who?
Nathan Edwardson: Twilight's new pet owl, Spike.
Twilight Sparkle: He's our new junior assistant. He's gonna help out with your chores so you won't be so tired all the time.
Spike: Wha... Wh... What do we need a junior assistant for? I'm not tired. I do fine on my own. I don't need sleep, I...
Twilight Sparkle: Spike, don't worry. He's just here to help out a little. Now, I have to go out, so why don't you introduce yourself to Owlowiscious? He's in the library. (as she and Nathan went out)
Spike: Worried? Do I look worried? I'm not worried. Who's worried? Hello? Hellooo! (as he sees Owlowiscious turns his head) Whoa! Dude, that's creepy. Uh... Hi there! I'm Spike. I'm sure Twilight has told you all about me.
Owlowiscious: Hoo.
Spike: Uh, Spike? You know, assistant number one?
Owlowiscious: Hoo?
Spike: I'm Spike! And who are you? What are you?
Owlowiscious: Hoo!
Spike: Who?
Owlowiscious: Hoo!
Spike: I thought your name was Owlowiscious!
Owlowiscious: Hoo?
Spike: Okay, "Who", "Owlowiscious", whatever. I'm Spike, okay? Look! All you need to know is that I'm number one and you're number two. Got it?
Owlowiscious: Hoo?
Spike: So, a man of mystery, huh? I'm keeping my eye on you! I've got eyes in the back of my head too, you know. (crashes on the door) Well, not really, but... you know what I mean! (slams the door) That bird is out for my job. He wants to be number one. I'll prove to Twilight that I deserve to be number one, not Freaky Feathers over there. I won't let him have my job if it's the last thing I do! (with Owlowiscious looking creepy through the window)
Soon, Spike begins to read a book about owls.
Pinkie Pie: Oh, what a fantastical, flufflicious feathery little friend! I'm... hooked!
Main Cast: (laughs)
Odie: (barks)
Buzz Buzzard: Owl puns never gets old!
Fluttershy: He's just wonderful.
Spike: (mocking) He's just wonderful. (normal) Uh, yes. Wonderful. He's quite... the charmer.
Rarity: And Owlowiscious is just such a star I just had to make this little bow for you. (placed the exact bow she gave Spike to him)
Spike: Grrr! (angrily ran inside and slams the window)
Applejack: What's he all saddle sore about?
Rainbow Dash: He's probably just jealous of Owlowiscious.
Fluttershy: Maybe Spike feels threatened or worried that Owlowiscious will replace him?
Twilight Sparkle: Replace him? Hah! That's crazy! Spike knows he can't be replaced.
Spike: They're trying to replace me! I better step it up and make sure that Twilight and Owlowiscious know that I'm still number one!
Twilight Sparkle: Hey, Spike! Can you fetch me that book called "Two-headed Myth—
Spike: ...Mythological Mysteries!" I know where it is. (looking at the bookshelf but not finding it)
Twilight Sparkle: Thanks, Owlowiscious. Hey, Spike, no worries. Owlowiscious flew up and got the book for me. (with Spike getting angry) Oh, and gee! I guess I need "Ferrets of Fairyland" too.
Spike: (as Owlowiscious pulls one of the book from under Spike) Hey! (losing balance) Whoa! Whoa!
Twilight Sparkle: Climb down from there before you fall. (as she heard a crash as if Spike did fell)
Spike: Grrr! (feeling more jealous)
Later, the quill that Twilight was using was broken in two.
Twilight Sparkle: Shoot!
Spike: (came to her so quickly) Yes, sir!
Twilight Sparkle: My last writing quill. It's broken.
Spike: Never fear! Spike, your number one assistant, is here! (under his breath as he searches for it) Quill... Quill... Where is it? Not here... (looking in the pantry in the kitchen) Quill... Quill, where is it...? (searched under the bed and in the tub where Owlowiscious is bathing)
Owlowiscious: Hoo.
Spike: (searching between a daisy sandwich) Where am I gonna get a quill? (as he ran outside)
Twilight Sparkle: Spike, wait! Wait!
Nathan Edwardson: Should we tell him that Owlowiscious has already gotten you a feather quill? (as she nudged)
At the Quills and Sofas Shop, Spike desperately asked for the quills for Twilight.
Spike: But the store is called "Quills and Sofas". You only sell two things!
Davenport: Sorry, Junior. All outta quills until Monday. Need a sofa?
Spike: (groans as he ran off as the scene cuts to Sugarcube Corner)
Pinkie Pie: I swore I had one here somewhere. (goes inside the search for something) Ah, here it is! A quince! (tosses a quince to him)
Spike: Not a quince. (kicks it away) A quill!
Pinkie Pie: Right. A quail? (tosses a quail as it flew off) A quilt! (throws one at him) A quesadilla? (tosses near him) Aha! A quiche! (as she tosses it to him)
Spike: Not a quiche. A quill!
Pinkie Pie: Nope. Sorry. All outta quills.
Spike: (sighs) Shoot.
Nathan Edwardson: (came to see Spike but nowhere to be seen) Pinkie, where's Spike?
Pinkie Pie: He'd went over to Sweet Apple Acres.
At Sweet Apple Acres, Spike was trying his hardest to get that feathered quill even if it means to pluck it from a chicken.
Spike: Come on, chicken! Here, chicky-chicky-chicky! Here, chick-chick-chick-chicky! Come here! (crashing in the chicken coop to the other side) Ugh! Come here! (tackling the chicken) Not the face, not the face! No! Hey! Stop! Quit it! (as he successfully collected one feather)
As soon as Spike came back, Twilight and Nathan were surprised to see him exhausted.
Spike: (panting) Spike... to the rescue. (collapsed)
Twilight Sparkle: Oh, Spike. I was calling out for you when you were turning this place upside down. Owlowiscious gave me one of his feathers to use as a quill.
Spike: (burst in anger as the chicken feather burned) That's just great. Perfect! Sweet! I think I'll just, uh... finish up the rest of my chores! Or did Owlowiscious already do them?
Twilight Sparkle: Oh, no no. There are quite a lot of them.
Spike: Well, that's fine. Because I can just stay up all night and finish– (as he fell a sleep and starts snoring)
Twilight Sparkle: Poor Spike. He'll come around. He's genuinely a good little guy.
But as the moment Spike was still sleeping, Twilight is very upset at him especially about the book that he said was missing.
Spike: (as the book was slammed next to him) Huh?
Twilight Sparkle: Spike. What is this? You said this book was missing. Well, Owlowiscious found it right where it belongs, but like this. How did it get this way?
Nathan Edwardson: Spike, I think it's time you tell her what happened, you're lucky I draw the exact book similar to it with my magic marker.
Spike: Uh... Well, um... You see, I... I just didn't wanna disappoint you and, uh... Have you ever seen a dragon sneeze?
Twilight Sparkle: I've seen a dragon lie. I'm very disappointed in you, Spike. (as she walks out on him)
Spike: (to Owlowiscious) You set me up! Well, two can play that game.
Owlowiscious: Hoo!
Nathan Edwardson: Actually, you'd forgot to clean it up from that accident, Spike.
Owlowiscious: Hoo!
Spike: Not "who"! Two! Urgh! (walking out) Owlowiscious is out to take my place, I just know it! I've gotta stop him. But how?
Just then, a mouse was spotted scurrying about the library.
Spike: Ah... (zaps fast and back with a maniacal hat, cape and mustache and does a maniacal laugh) Muahahaha!
As Spike came to the Carousel Boutique, he waited patiently for Rarity to leave, so he can use that toy mouse as bait for Owlowiscious.
Rarity: Come along, Opal. Let's hurry up and get to Fluttershy's tea party.
Spike: (quickly goes inside and takes a toy mouse) So lifelike. And when Twilight discovers it shredded up on her floor, she'll think mouse-eating Owlowiscious is to blame. And I'll be number one... again! Muhahaha!
Once Spike snuck out and returns to the Golden Oak Library, he began his scheme to set up Owlowiscious.
Spike: (tore the toy mouse apart and brings out the ketchup as he laughs evilly then rips the pillow threw feathers everywhere but bumps into Twilight looking angry at him) That poor little field mouse! Torn to pieces! It must have been Owlowiscious! You know, since owls eat, you know, mice. What a terrible, terrible bird! He must be punished! Right?
Twilight Sparkle: Spike! I don't know what upsets me more—that you deliberately tried to set up Owlowiscious, or that you actually thought this pathetic attempt would work! You've let your jealousy get the best of you, Spike. I am truly disappointed. This is not the Spike I know and love. (walks out on him with Owlowiscious turning his head at him)
Spike: (as the door slammed on him) She... She doesn't love me anymore.
Soon, Spike was in the Everfree Forest lost, alone and hungry for some gems.
Spike: Twilight hates me. I'm cold, hungry, tired and lonely. Could it get any worse? (hearing thunder claps as it rains) I guess that's a yes. (sees a cave as he went inside) Hello? Hello?
Just then, he spotted a stash of gems for Spike to have within the cave.
Spike: What is that? (takes a little closer and saw the gems) If this is what running away is all about, I never wanna go home! (jumps into the pile and eats some) Gems! Mmm... Woohoo!
It took a while, but Spike was hiccupping a firestorm after eating so much gems.
Spike: (hiccups) Even if my tummy's full, the rest of me is still empty. I miss Twilight, Nathan and the whole gang. But Twilight doesn't love me anymore. So, I'm better off here, all by myself. (noticed the smoke) Wow. Seems to be getting warmer. The steam is great for my complexion, but it's sure getting hot in here.
Suddenly, a green dragon appeared right behind Spike as he wasn't too happy about him who invaded his home.
Green Dragon: What are you doing in my cave? And why are you eating my gems?
Spike: Uh, heyah bro! I didn't know this was your cave. And I didn't know these were your gems, but... we're cool, right?
Green Dragon: (growls)
Spike: Whoa, whoa! Hey... We're like brothers, you know? I mean, you're a dragon, I'm a dragon... It's us against the world, right?
Green Dragon: (roars at him)
Spike: (yelps) You don't scare me! So you're big.
Green Dragon: (growls)
Spike: Really big. (as he straightened his sharp claws) And your claws are super sharp. Tail... (seeing his tail spikes out) extra spiky. But, uh... You don't scare me! (blows his weak speck of fire) Ha! How'd you like that?
Green Dragon: (breathes fire)
Spike: Uh... I'd love to stay, but gotta go! See ya! Wouldn't wanna be ya! (ran for his life from the dragon and avoid his teeth) Aah!
Just as the dragon had Spike cornered, Owlowiscious came in to save him.
Owlowiscious: Hoo-hoo!
Green Dragon: (roars as he got hit by Owlowiscious and miseed him by the tail and wailed after a hit in the head)
Twilight Sparkle: Spike! Over here! (waving for him)
Spike: (ran to her) Am I glad to see you!
Twilight Sparkle: Hurry! Hop on! (as they ran from the dragon as it gets too dark) It's too dark! I can't see!
Owlowiscious: (flew in front of them) Hoo! Hoo-hoo!
Green Dragon: (roars)
With Owlowiscious guiding the way, they manage to escape the Green Dragon's cave.
Spike: (sighs)
Twilight Sparkle: (pants) Spike. We were so worried about you. I was so worried about you. Why did you run away?
Nathan Edwardson: Care to explain, Spike?
Spike: I thought you didn't need me anymore. And that you didn't love me anymore.
Twilight Sparkle: Spike. Sure, I was disappointed, but you are my number one assistant! And friend. And you always will be. It's just that sometimes I need some help at night. I can't ask you to stay up late. You're a baby dragon and you need your rest. Owls are nocturnal. So I asked Owlowiscious to help. But not to take your place. No one could ever replace you, Spike. Not even when you are being a jealous numbskull. (nudging his head)
Spike: (hugging her happily) I'm sorry, Twilight. I never should have been so jealous.
Twilight Sparkle: And I'm sorry too, Spike. I should have been more sensitive.
Spike: (coming to Owlowiscious) And Owlowiscious... I know now that you weren't out to take my job. Forgive me?
Owlowiscious: Hoo?
Spike: Me. Forgive me, Spike.
Owlowiscious: Hoo! (as Spile nudges)
Twilight Sparkle: (giggles) He forgives you, Spike.
Spike: Hey! How did you guys know where I was?
Twilight Sparkle: It was your ketchup-covered feet. Owlowiscious discovered your footprints and we followed them all the way to the cave.
Spike: Oh yeah, the ketchup. It looked pretty real though, didn't it? Uh... (as she raised her eyebrow at him and he nervously giggles)
That night at the Golden Oak Library, Spike was ready to wright to Princess Celestia.
Twilight Sparkle: I know Princess Celestia will wanna read about what happened today...
Spike: I'm ready when you are.
Twilight Sparkle: (gets an idea) Hey, Spike. Why don't you write to Princess Celestia? And tell her what you've learned?
Spike: Really? Why, that's a big responsibility!
Twilight Sparkle: I know. But nothing my number one assistant can't handle.
Spike: (starts writing) Dear Princess Celestia, This is Spike, writing to you about my adventures. This week I've learned that being jealous and telling lies gets you nowhere in friendship. I also learned that there's plenty of love for every friend to share. So from here on out, I promise, that I, Spike, will... (drops and fell asleep)
Twilight Sparkle: Oh, Spike.
Owlowiscious: Hoo?
Twilight Sparkle: Who? Spike! You kno... (remembers something) Ohhhh... (giggles)
Finally, the episode ends with Owlowiscious winking at the viewers.
The End