A Quest Beyond the Swamp/Transcript

Here is the transcript of A Quest Beyond the Swamp.

At the swamp one morning, Shrek and his wife, Fiona got a huge wakeup call from their triplets, Farkle, Fergus, and Felicia.

Felicia: Wake up, Daddy, wake up!

With that, Shrek woke up to see his family.

Princess Fiona: Good morning, Shrek.

Shrek: Good morning to you, Fiona.

During the best morning, the triplets were bottlefed and burped and farted.

Princess Fiona: Better out than in.

Shrek: (chuckles) Hey, that’s my line.

Soon, Shrek started diapering Fergus.

Shrek: Did my little Fergus make a... Woah! ...big, grownup ogre stink?! (gets squirted by a fish spitting water as he chuckled) Cute. Real cute.

Then, he started taking out the trash.

Shrek: Oh, that’s diabolical! (about to use his porta potty)

The Tour Dwarf: And on your left, the lovable lug that showed us you don’t have to change your undies to change the world! I wonder what Shrek’s up to in there.

Later, Donkey, Dragon, Puss in Boots, and Kitty Softpaws arrived with thier children.

Donkey: Play date!

That night, Puss started telling the story along with Kitty and Humpty Dumpty.

Puss in Boots: Then Shrek kissed the Princess.

Kitty Softpaws: She turned into a beautiful ogre...

Humpty Dumpty: and they lived...

Donkey: Happily...

Princess Fiona: Ever...

Shrek: After.

At last, they all cheered during dinner for a special story.

Then one day, Shrek begins to wonder what it would be like traveling beyond his swamp.

Shrek: (sighed)

Princess Fiona: Are you okay, Shrek?

Shrek: Never been better.

Donkey: Say, Shrek, what's with the whole looking outside stuff?

Shrek: ???, ???.