Thread:Iamnater1225/@comment-5047798-20180103063256

Atropos: Darling, hold that mortal's thread of life good and tight

As she cuts a thread with scissors, A woman scream is heard.

Clotho: Incoming!

Then, The Fates laugh as a soul enters the cave and flies into a tunnel. Counter above the tunnel now says "Over 5000000001 served”.

Hades: Ladies! hah! I am so sorry that I’m…

The Fates: Late.

Lachesis: We knew you would be.

Clotho: We know everything.

So, They pass their only eye from one another as they speak the next three lines.

Lachesis: Past.

Clotho: Present.

Atropos: And future (to Rumpelstiltskin) Indoor plumbing, it's gonna be big.

Hades: Great. Great. Anyway, See, Ladies, I just got this feeling, And I lost track of…

The Fates: We know!

Hades: Yeah. I know.. you know. So, Here's the deal. Mumfie, Mr. High and Mighty, Mr. "Hey, Guys, Let’s go have an adventure,” now he’s friends with…

The Fates: A bunch of bratty ponies.

Clotho: We know!

Hades: (blows in fire) I know.. (cools out) you know. I know. I got it. I got the concept, so let me just ask. (shows Mumfie as a chest piece) Is this kid gonna mess up my hostile takeover big, or what? What do you think?

Clotho: Um…

Lachesis: (silences her) Oh no you don’t, We are not supposed to reveal the future. (sucks a spider back up her nose)

Hades: Oh wait, I'm sorry. Time out. Can I? Can I ask you a question, by the way? Are you, (to Clotho), did you cut your hair of something? You look fabulous. (as Clotho giggles) I mean, you look like a fate worse then death.

Just as Clotho giggles more, Lachesis hits her on the head, the eye fells out into Hades' hand.

Hades: Ladies, please, (rubs the eye) my fate... (puts the eye to Lachesis' hand)  is in your lovely hands.

Clotho: Oh!

Lachesis: Oh, All right.

Then, The eye raises in the air, showing pictures of the future.

Clotho: In 18 days precisely, The universe will align ever so nicely.

Hades: Ay, Verse!. Oy.

Lachesis: The time to act will be at hand, Unleash any evil, Any villainous band!

Hades: Mm-hmm, Good, Good.

Clotho: Then the once-proud champions will finally fall, And you, Hades, An other villains will rule all!

Hades: (explodes his fires for excitement) Yes! Hades rules!!!

Atropos: A word of caution to this tale,

Hades: (cools off) Excuse me?

Atropos: Should Mumfie and his friends fight back, All of you will fail.

Then, The Fates disappear, cackling.

Hades: (burning into flame) What??? (cooling down) Okay, Fine, Fine, I'm cool, I'm fine. 