Thread:Trevor7626/@comment-25512318-20180112171058

Capper: Uh, yeah, I got a delivery here for a Mister "The Overlord". I was given explicit instructions to bring this here cake to this here castle's throne room.

Capper: All right, then. Look here. Could one o' y'all go be a pal, go tell your boss he's not getting his "congratulations on subduing defenseless pastel ponies" cake? 'Cause I don't wanna be the one responsible for the big guy missing his special dessert. You know what I'm saying?

General Cryptor: Aww, the "Princesses of the Sun, Moon, Love, and Friendship". With no friends! [chuckles] And no way out.

The Overlord: Because alicorn magic is the purest of all magic.

Capper: Well, good thing I happen to know of a group of mighty heroes that could handle this easily!

Capper: These heroes have faced the Overlord's army and escaped! I've seen them tackle the streets of the roughest towns, break out of the tightest situations, and inspire others to join their cause!

Capper: They even escaped certain doom at the hands of 