That's How the Story Goes

That's How the Story Goes is a song performed by Hermes in Hercules: The Animated Series in the episode Hercules and the Return of Typhon.

Lyrics
Hermes:


 * When Athens was barely a dot on the map
 * On the edge of a new frontier
 * Destiny called on a dapper young cat
 * With a battle that made his career!


 * He was buff he was tuff he was armed to the teeth!
 * Kept on fearlessly frying his foes.....
 * Packin' plenty of punch in his thunderbolt sheath
 * Yeah! That's How the Story Goes!!!!


 * A terrible titan stepped onto the scene
 * Tried to carve out a niche of his own
 * His brutal attackin', sent everyone packin'
 * And Zeus had to face him alone!!!


 * Smelled like Limburger cheese he was covered with fleas!
 * From his rattlesnake knees to his toes
 * He could topple Olympus with One little sneeze
 * Yeah!!! That's How the Story Goes!!!!


 * Now Zeus didn't worry......he let loose a flurry
 * That left Typhon buried and crushed
 * And so it was written that titan was smitten
 * He'd finally "bitten the dust!!!!"


 * That beast had blown by one god on his own
 * While striking this masterful pose
 * And the legend was born....on that fateful morn.......
 * That's How The Story Goes..........YEAH!!!!!


 * That's.... How....... The ......Story ..........Goes!!!!