Thread:Trevor7626/@comment-25512318-20181003220631

Shadow the Indoraptor: Everyone always wants to be responsible. But what is "responsible"? Are you being "sponsible" for a second time? Ooh, I wish I had thought of that in my old stand-up days.

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Shadow the Indoraptor: What is the deal with dog biscuits? They're not made out of dogs, and they're not biscuits.

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???: They are biscuits and they're for dogs!

Shadow the Indoraptor: Oh. Then I guess my next 20 minutes aren't going to make any sense.

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Shadow the Indoraptor: (voice) But when people get responsibility, they don't always follow through. 