SpongeBob vs. DoodleBob Part 1 (Transcript)

Here is the transcript of SpongeBob vs. DoodleBob Part 1.

It was one late evening in Bikini Bottom, SpongeBob finally got back from Equestria. He was super exhausted after a long day of being in the School of Friendship and partying for hours. He was just glad that he finally got back home just at the nick of time so he can finally relax and have some peace and quiet. That goes for his friends too but they were super exhausted just as much as he is, so with all that done for the day, SpongeBob can finally chill and rest in his chair.

SpongeBob SquarePants: (sigh) Oh boy! What a day! I never thought I could survive one of Pinkie Pie’s extreme parties. And I have never been this tired before, ah well… I’m just glad that I finally got back home without passing out.

Then, Gary entered the living room, approaching next to SpongeBob giving him hints that he’s hungry.

Gary The Snail: (meows)

SpongeBob SquarePants: (sigh) What is it, Gary? Sorry, I’m super tired after a long day in Equestria, Pinkie Pie sure can tire me out with one of her parties.

So, he pointed at the kitchen telling him that he’s hungry, and once again dropping more hints.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh! You’re hungry! (chuckled) Sorry there, Buddy. Don’t worry, I’ll give you something to eat, just give me sec, let me stretch first.

So, SpongeBob got up and starts to head to the kitchen. But while he’s setting up food, Gary found something that laying on the floor under the TV. He wanted to go check it out and see what it is but it turns out it’s a piece and paper with a drawing on it, and on the paper was a badly drawn picture of SpongeBob. Gary had no idea what it is or how it was left under the TV, but he decided to wait until SpongeBob come back so he can show this to him.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Okay, Gary, your food is ready! Come and get it!

So, Gary picked up the picture with his mouth and showed it to SpongeBob.

Gary The Snail: (meows)

SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey! Where did you find this?

So, he pointed at the bottom of the TV to show him where was it.

Gary The Snail: (meows)

SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey, I remember this, that’s DoodleBob! He was a drawing that me and Patrick made to mess around when we found that Magic Pencil a long time ago. And oh boy! Did I messed that up! I still remember that day…

So, SpongeBob started to remember the day when he and Patrick found the Magic Pencil and how he made DoodleBob in a flashback.

SpongeBob SquarePants: It all started when me and Patrick saw a giant Magic Pencil that came from the surface, we used it to see what it could do. But it turns out it can make drawings come to life! And that give me an idea, I wanted draw a badly drawn version of myself so I can pull a little prank on Squidward by pretending it was me. But… it turns out it had a mind of its own and stole the Magic Pencil for his own and wanted to control it. But luckily, me and Patrick stopped it that day but it turns out that not all the parts of him were erased, his hand wasn’t… he draw himself back and wanted revenge on me. And what’s even worse, he literally wanted me erased me from existence so he can be SpongeBob, but I’m the real me. But I managed to turn the tables on him by putting him into paper, that was his only weakness being in paper. I realize that pencil was so powerful that I couldn’t keep it for myself, so me and Patrick sent it back to the surface where it belongs. That day was so crazy and scary for me that I feel like I was gonna get completely erased from existing, I’m glad I got rid of DoodleBob, knowing him he would destroy everything he sees…

Gary was also shocked and speechless by his speech, he didn’t know that for a big as a monster that little doodle was that almost killed him off.

SpongeBob SquarePants: But enough about that, I’m just glad he’s gone now so I won’t have to worry about him anymore. And hey, you’re still hungry, right, Gare?

He went back to the kitchen, and give him his bowl with snail food.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Here you go Gary, sorry I keep you waiting. (looks at the clock) Wow! It’s late already?! Aw well… I am pretty tired after the whole day, and I haven’t gotten a lot to do right now. So, I guess I’ll just turn in early. Come on, Gary…

Gary The Snail: (meows)

So, SpongeBob puts down the picture of DoodleBob in the table and starts head into his room for bed. Gary comes along with it and still saws the picture of DoodleBob. He looked suspicious on it.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey Gary! What’s holding you? Come on!

He heard him and took one insulting raspberry on it and head straight to the room along with SpongeBob.

Later that night when SpongeBob is in the middle of sleeping everything was very quiet in the living room, except one of the windows was open and there was a strong breezie heading towards the room. Nothing was happening so far, until the breezie started to hit the drawing of DoodleBob so it starts to swim around the room for a bit and it was heading straight to the mirror, he didn’t realize that the mirror was still active so it went through it and head straight to Equestria, not knowing what kind of horrors are waiting to happen for our heroes.

The next day, SpongeBob came out of the portal and ready for a new lesson today.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey, Guys! I’m back! Ready for new lesson today! So, how are you all doing…?

When he turned around, the whole town was deserted and no pony was present. The whole area was so mysteriously quiet that it left him thinking on how did this all happened.

SpongeBob SquarePants: What the… what’s going on here? Hello? Is there anyone around here?

Spike: SpongeBob, is that you?

SpongeBob SquarePants: Spike? What’s going on around here? Why is all of Ponyville deserted? Did something bad happened when I wasn’t around?

Spike: No, we’re just as confused as you are.

Sandbar: (as he and the six came out) None of us know what it is, but one thing’s for sure, that there’s something weird going on.

Gallus: Gee, you think? (to SpongeBob) Anyway, sorry about that, SpongeBob, really.

SpongeBob SquarePants: That’s okay, I just hope everypony here is okay, this is getting freaky… Hold on, Where’re Twilight and the others?

Ocellus: Well, the last time we saw them, they were all in your summer home hiding, Discord was keeping everypony indoors.

Sandbar: And the reason why we’re not with them is because they were all searching for clues on what’s going on.

Gallus: And so far, we got nothing but emptiness around the streets.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, barnacles. I’d better come check my summer home and to see what they’re up to.

Gallus: Yeah, you do that. We’ll just continue on our investigation.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Okay, good luck on your search, Guys, and please make sure that you guys don’t be out here for too long!

Spike: Okay, tell Twilight I say there’s nothing yet!

Soon enough, SpongeBob continued to walk around the empty streets of Ponyville with nopony on sight. This worries him on what kind of situation he was in.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Geez! There’s nopony around here, it’s like Ponyville just became a ghost town or something. Hopefully Twilight and the others will know what’s going on about this.

He walked up to his house and saw Discord, guarding the door and the whole house.

Discord: (dressed as a security guard) State your business!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Uh, Discord, what are you guarding my house?

Discord: Just a quick check to make sure there’s no funny business on you. Just give me a sec… (snaps his fingers as the three other Discord were checking his pockets)

SpongeBob SquarePants: Wait! What’re you guys doing? And why are you all hiding anyway?

Discord Security Guard #1: No evil weapons, Sir! (as the three replicas of Discords disappeared)

Discord: You’re all clear, SpongeBob, you and the six can go in now.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Okay then...?

As he went inside his house, the whole living room was crowded with the girls and the citizens of Ponyville.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Hello? Twilight? Girls? What are you all doing in my house?

Twilight Sparkle: SpongeBob! (hugging him) Thank Celestia you’re okay. I was beginning to worry!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Thanks, Twilight, but why are you all hiding in my summer house with Discord guarding it?

Sunset Shimmer: We have no idea on what exactly happened, but what we do know is that there were some places in Equestria that got berserk last night.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh yeah, Gallus kinda told me about that, but I had no idea on what he was saying. Do any of you all have any clue on what’s going on? Because I don’t have one.

Sunburst: None of us know what’s going on exactly, but I was just visiting Starlight too!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Me too, I just came in here for like 5 minutes ago.

Starlight Glimmer: Yeah, we kinda figured out since then. Speaking of which, haven’t you told you’re friends on what’s going here, SpongeBob?

SpongeBob SquarePants: No, I haven’t. I’m the only one that came here, I didn’t want to bother them because they were all busy at the time.

Discord: Well, desperate times calls for desperate measures when it comes to gather more friends with their help.

With one snap of his fingers, he magically gathered Gary the Snail, Patrick Star, Sandy Cheeks, Squidward Tentacles, Mr. Krabs, Plankton, and Karen right out of Bikini Bottom.

Plankton: What the?!

Patrick Star: What was that all about?

Squidward Tentacles: Ugh… not again...

Mr. Krabs: How the barnacles did we even get here!?

SpongeBob SquarePants: Gary! Patrick! Sandy! Squidward! Mr. Krabs! Plankton! Karen! I’m so glad you’re all here! (to Discord) Thanks for bring them in Discord!

Discord: Anytime, SpongeBob.

Squidward Tentacles: Wait a minute! How in neptune’s name did we all go all the way over here?! I thought only the portal can only lead us here!

Discord: You never know what I can do based on my own powers, Squiddy… But we need you all anyway, something weird is going on, and not in the good kind of weird.

While that’s going on, Gallus and the others came inside the house for some news.

Spike: Hey, Twilight, we just got back from our search around here, and we haven’t gotten anything yet.

Twilight Sparkle: That’s fine, Spike, at least we know that the threat is not in here.

Sandy Cheeks: Okay, can someone fill us in on what this here is all about exactly?

Yona: Equestria in danger, Sandy Squirrel! Yellow Sponge only one who knows. So, Discord got friends of SpongeBob for help.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Actually, Yona, I really don’t know what’s going on. I’m just as confused as you all are.

Smolder: Basically, Equestria’s in trouble, and we all haven’t have the slight clue on what it is.

Cozy Glow: Although, I’m impressed on how Discord worked his magic without even the magic mirror.

Plankton: Okay, that’s one explanation, but why are the rest of you guys hiding here when there’s nothing outside? Are you guys seriously that afraid for something so little?

Patrick Star: Are you guys even playing hide and seek or something? If so, can we play?

Silverstream: If we were, it wouldn’t be endanger which it is now, Patrick.

Twilight Sparkle: Well, since we check everywhere around Ponyville, we still have no idea what’s going on. But I think we all waited long enough, it’s time for us to do more investigation around here. Karen, you think you could lend us a hand here?

Karen Plankton: I’m not sure if I’m gonna be much help, Twilight, but I could try. I do have a radar in my systems to detect anything, so maybe, that could work.

So, Karen uses her program to detect any threats around the area. But there was nothing in the radar.

Karen Plankton: That’s strange, I haven’t gotten anything in my signal, this has never happened to me before.

Plankton: Maybe you’re doing it wrong, Karen. Here, let me do it. I know how to work a radar more than you, so, let me solve this “would be” problem here.

So, he once again detect anything around here, but there was one small dot that’s far away from here.

Plankton: Hey! I got something! I knew it!

Sunburst: What is it, Plankton?

Plankton: I don’t know to be honest, the images in the reader is blurry and hard to read. It’s like someone hijack my machine, now how come someone in that radar can’t be detected here and it shows to be a mystery? IT AIN'T POSSIBLE!!!

Sunburst: I see, well, perhaps I could give you a hoof with this situation. I’ve been practicing with my magic to work on technology, let me give it a try.

Plankton: Sure, why not? But I swear, Sunburst, if you try to mess up my wife’s systems or give her a computer virus with your magic, I will destroy you.

Karen Plankton: (clearing her voice crossly)

Plankton: Oh, ah.. What I mean is I just don’t want anything bad happen to you, Karen, you don’t have to give me a tone like that throat clearing thing! (angrly grunted)

Karen Plankton: Okay, Sunburst, go for it.

So, Sunburst used his magic to activate the reader on what’s going on. Nothing was clear yet, but after a few short seconds the image was clearing up and the image was finally revealed.

Sunburst: There’s still nothing yet, but I’m picking up some strong levels of power that’s coming from the Crystal Empire.

Plankton: The Crystal What?... What is he blabbering about?

Sunset Shimmer: That would be the Crystal Empire.

Plankton: What about it? What’s so special about it?

Then, there was a knock on the door.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Who is that?

Gallus: No worries, SpongeBob, we’ve just gave a call to a certain group of heroes.

With that said, the door opened as Star Swirl the Bearded and the Pillars arrived.

Star Swirl the Bearded: We all came as soon as we could, Gallus. Now, what’s with all of this?

Rockhoof: Aye, there’s been a lot going on around here, and that’s not right.

SpongeBob SquarePants: We have no idea, Rockhoof, but one thing we know that this “threat” is heading for the Crystal Empire.

Gary the Snail: (meows)

Somnambula: Whatever is causing Equestria soon to meet its end, it must’ve bring despair all over it.

Mage Meadowbrook: I haven’t experience something like that before, but I mostly agree with Somnambula, but whatever this is, it has to be stop immediately.

Karen Plankton: You’re in luck, Meadowbrook, I’m picking up even more strong reading from the center of the empire, which is called “The Crystal Heart”

Mistmane: What is it, Karen?

Stygian: And more importantly, who was it?

Karen Plankton: I still don’t know, I can’t get readings of it, all I have is the power level.

Flash Magnus: Well, we’d better investigate and see if the Tree of Harmony is still there.

Karen Plankton: I can take care of it. (reading) The Tree of Harmony is acting screwy, but nothing bad is happening to it.

Twilight Sparkle: We’d better get to it really quick, come on!

Soon, they all came to the Tree of Harmony that they all found out that the elements were all over the ground instead of being in their places.

Squidward Tentacles: Well that’s just nonsense, these stones are all over the ground and some black smoke is coming from it. What is this?

Ocellus: I don’t know, Squidward, but it looks like it was drawing in black or something.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Well that’s not good… But do you all think it would be smart if we all head to the empire to see what’s going on with this?

Plankton: I guess, after all we did waste time coming here for nothing.

Cozy Glow: Hold on! What about the artifacts we were using, isn’t Sunset keeping them at the Golden Oak Library a minute ago?

Plankton: What?...

Sunset Shimmer: You’re right, Cozy, we’ve got nothing to lose, let’s go!

But as they reached the library, the Pillars’ artifacts along with the Amulet of Aurora, the Talisman of Mirage, the Horns of Yickslur, the Crown of Grover, Knuckerbocker's Shell, Clover the Clever’s Cloak, and Cozy Glow’s Friendship Cape was at the same black drawn color as the Elements.

Starlight Glimmer: The copies of the artifacts! All of them have the same black smoke color as well.

Stygian: It can’t be! But how could they be at the same as the Elements?

SpongeBob SquarePants; Okay, this is starting to be more weirder. Each artifact are all the same, but with the darker color they have too, what is going on?!

Sunburst: I don’t know, SpongeBob, but we have got to get to the Crystal Empire and fast.

Gallus: Any ideas, SpongeBob?

SpongeBob SquarePants: Well no, but I’m just agreeing on what they say, Gallus.

Gallus: Like?

SpongeBob SquarePants: Heading to the Crystal Empire. There’s no time to lose, let’s head there before anything else bad happens.

Just as soon as they all took the train and got off and reached the Crystal Empire, the whole kingdom was just as almost as quiet as Ponyville.

Fluttershy: Oh dear, how terrible it is!

Sandy Cheeks: I agree, hard to believe that this here castle is as quiet as ever.

Plankton: Oka,y we’re all here and there’s nothing here! I knew this whole “threat” was a lie.

Karen Plankton: But something is heading our way soon, we should be ready.

Just then, Shining Armor and Cadance were there waiting for them.

Princess Cadance: Twilight!

Twilight Sparkle: Shining Armor! Cadance! (hugging her brother and sister in-law) Are you two okay? We came here as fast as we can.

Shining Armor: We’re okay, Twily, what’s the matter?

Sunburst: SpongeBob, you tell him.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Got it, Sunburst. (to Shining Armor and Cadance) Shining Armor, Cadance, we got readings from Karen that we have a terribly powerful source in this place right now and we have to find out what it is.

Princess Cadance: You all better come inside then, we’ll have the guards storm the area around here.

From out of nowhere, the whole area was surrounded by smoke and dust. No one here can see what was causing all of this, there was also a great force of wind as well.

Mr. Krabs: (coughing) What the flim flam is with all that smoke!

SpongeBob SquarePants: I don’t know! I can’t see anything!

Star Swirl the Bearded: Perhaps my magic will do the trick.

That didn’t work, there were black lightning shocks everywhere in the smoke.

???: (chuckles) Too little too late for showing up...

Everyone was shocked with mysterious voice, from the other side there shows a dark shadow with red eyes glowing.

Rainbow Dash: What in the hay is that thing?

???: You’re about to find out...

SpongeBob SquarePants: There it is again!

Appearing out of the shadows, it was a body. It had the same body as SpongeBob with dark aura surrounding him. It walked out of the smoke and cleared all the air with his fingers revealing himself, this shocked SpongeBob it leaved him completely scared stiff.

Patrick Star: What’s wrong?

As Patrick turned around, he was also scared too.

SpongeBob SquarePants: (gasped) DoodleBob?!?!

DoodleBob: SpongeBob… what a pleasant surprise seeing you here of all places… The guest of honor has finally arrived at last. I never thought you would have the courage to come. I didn’t think I see Patrick again too, it’s true that idiots travel in pairs...

SpongeBob SquarePants: Ho… How did you...

DoodleBob: I can see you’re really eager to see again? Well, I’m just as eager to see again as well. I guess that makes two of us.

SpongeBob SquarePants: I… I don’t understand, how are you still here when you were on that paper?

Patrick Star: And I thought we’re done with you, how are you back again?!

Twilight Sparkle: SpongeBob, what exactly is going on here? Why does that thing look like you?

SpongeBob SquarePants: That’s not me, Twilight, it’s someone so cruel that we face before.

DoodleBob: He’s right! You two thought you never see me again didn’t you? Well too bad, I’m here now! Actually, I have a funny story on why I was brought in here.

(flashback)

When the paper flew into the mirror, it teleported him into the caverns of the elements.

DoodleBob: (narrating) I don’t remember much on how I got here, I was sucked into some portal that got me into this world filled with ponies. I was floating around until I came into some cave that has a ridiculous looking tree. Nothing happened when I came in, but somehow, there was a magic outburst that actually brought me back to life. The magic from that tree had the right kind of magic that brought me life once again! When I first waked up, I realized that I wasn’t in Bikini Bottom or the Doodle Dimension anymore and for some reason I had the ability to talk, I would tell you that I was really happy when that happened, because now, I won’t have to talk that annoying gibberish anymore. As I was walking around trying to figure what was going on, those magic stones on that tree reacted to me and I somehow got magic from touching the tree. I was shocked at first but I soon found out that I can summon anything with my hand and it wished me the Magic Pencil! And to my great delight, I had return with my body and many more!

Then, he laughed evilly with dark aura around me,

DoodleBob: (narrating) Causing to give magic from those stones was the best thing that’s ever happened to me! If didn’t react to the tree, I wouldn’t have come here. While I got this new power, I went searching around to see where I am, until I noticed you’re mere presence around the forest and around this land, this gave me an idea, how can someone as idiotic like SpongeBob could ever stand a chance to stop me when I have magic and he doesn’t? This is where I planned my revenge… I started to go around this world looking for magic artifacts that would make me more stronger. The more magic I get, the more stronger I can be!

Just the Flashback ends, DoodleBob was finishing his story.

DoodleBob: So there you have it, you can say I’m new and improved. So far I only obtain those stones, these weird artifacts for some library and now I’m gonna steal this giant heart right there.

As the two of them are about to strike, DoodleBob attack them both with a dark magic beam and knocked them down.

DoodleBob: Who’s next?

Applejack: Back off!

Rainbow Dash: Not one more step!

He grabbed their tails and went up in the air, and perform a seismic toss at them, crashing them in a building.

DoodleBob: You two are hopelessly stupid!

Rarity: Don’t even try it!

Fluttershy: Um… Can’t we talk about this?

Pinkie Pie: That Crystal Heart is not yours to take!

He used a thunder beam at both them knocking them down easily.

DoodleBob: What a disappointment, and here I thought they were the heroes of this world! Aw well, looks like nobody's gonna stop me? Guess I’ll be taking the heart now. Thanks for everything!

Gabby: Oh, no you don’t!

Sandbar: Not while we’re around!

Spike: Back away! (as he and Smolder breath their fire at him)

DoodleBob: Oops, you mess me! That’s not how you make fire, THIS is how you make fire!

He used one Fire Blast to attack the three of the other twelve.

DoodleBob: Maybe, you’ll think twice on who you’re all fighting at! So long, SpongeBob! (laughing)

SpongeBob SquarePants: NO! He can’t get away! Come on!

As SpongeBob and his friends tried to stop him, DoodleBob destroyed the bubble rocket and left with the Crystal Heart.

Twilight Sparkle: (as every creature else tried to get up) He can’t do this.

Shining Armor: Easy, Twilight, we can’t risk see you all get killed.

SpongeBob SquarePants: I can do this! He’s my problem!

DoodleBob: Hey SpongeBob!

He looked up at him, and he’s about to attack.

DoodleBob: Try this one for size! (laughing)

As he performed the spell, nothing happened to him.

SpongeBob SquarePants: HA! You missed!

DoodleBob: Oh, I didn’t miss, look behind you!

When he looked behind him, he saw all his friends turned into drawings. He was the only one left that wasn’t hit.

SpongeBob SquarePants: OH NO!!! GUYS! No! You, YOU MONSTER!

DoodleBob: HA! How do you like it? For all the ones you care about are now turned into drawings! Frankly, I was gonna do you, but that’s too easy. What I want is to make you suffer that way I suffer!

SpongeBob SquarePants: You really gone too far with this, DoodleBob! First the homes, now my friends?! You’ll never get away with this!

DoodleBob: But I’ve just did! Don’t you see? I’ve WON! And without your friends, you’re NOTHING!!! But it’s time to end this.

So, he levate him into the air for one more spell.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey! Let me go! I’m warning you!

DoodleBob: Face it, SpongeBob, you’ll never beat me, and you’re powerless with the “Magic of Friendship” compare me to you… I’m the real SpongeBob! And you.. Are nothing!!! So long, “Master”!

At last, DoodleBob performed a Dark Punch on SpongeBob chest and sent him far away from here.

DoodleBob: So long “Old friend”, it was great catching up. And now…

He went back down, grabbed all the drawings and changed them back but weaker and took off.

DoodleBob: Catch me if you can, Heroes of Equestria! Farewell!

Then, he went off leaving with the Crystal Heart with the empire’s upcoming destruction.

Twilight Sparkle: Oh no! We’re done for!

Patrick Star: SpongeBob. (fainted)



To Be Continued